This profile is ribbed for your pleasure..... I'm way more cuddlier than I look. Im very passionate about being dispassionate. They say that time heals all wounds, except decapitation, that shit is permanent. I mess with Texas. I can be very spontaneous if given enough forewarning. I am easily the most humble per you will ever meet. I do bikram pilates. I have been described as "saucy" but only by me. Im a misanthropic sociopath, or is it an sociopathic misanthrope? I forget and Im too apathetic to care. I like wrong number phone sex and short walks on the beach. I think its time that fan-dancing made a comeback. I like Tai Chi and Chi Tea. A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party and when I came to, the world had taken itself back. Ive been described as "disarmingly intelligent" but only by a jury. Im a punctual procrastinator. I thought I think too much, but then I thought otherwise. Ive been "told" that I "over-use" "air quotation marks". I frequently offend those who are easily offended and also those who are not. No one has ever called me politically correct however, many have called me a jerk, a bastard, rude, asshole, insensitive, irreverent, the defendant, etc. My favorite saying is "you go girl!" I use it frequently in conversations with my bitches. The saying I hear most often is "Thats him officer!!" I think judgemental people are stupid. Chicks dig me. Im a pretty tolerant per unless your stupid and you bug the shit out of me. I dont get mad, I get even. I tend to say what other people are thinking. I dont run or walk with scissors. Lastly, if you took the time to read all of this and you believe any of it, you may want to seek professional help.lol >>!

My Ideal Person "I'm looking for someone really bad,Are you REALLY BAD?*wink*.lol"