The hot tub on the Lanai is 102 degrees, looking for a soft, fragrant lady to keep it (and ME!) company, drinks and snacks free, bathing suit optional. I've been off the site for a few years. I met a and married a longtime crush but she went to Heaven to be with the angels, so I'm now back on the market. So terribly sad! But time marches on! Yes, so I DELETED the CUTSEY SH!t from my former profile, and I'm alone now, but still a player, still "capable". Yes, I can host LOL! Belonged to an AFF GangBang Group and everything, back in the day.. Dropped my profile at the "underwater" hangout-pretty much a waste of time. But surely there's a sexy "mature" lady whose husband isn't doing his "dutY" and lives just around the corner....... .Been there, done that, and yes it''s there, just have to makecontact!!, I know you're out there, and just around the corner (ask me how I know LOL!) Send me a message!!

My Ideal Person I'm interested in meeting women (or ONE SPECIAL lady) to be a friend and lover, and maybe more. I'm especially fond of accomplished professional ladies with a naughty (and maybe kinky/submissive) streak LOL! It would be nice to find a fuck-buddy nearby, but us beggars can't be choosers!

BiCurious/Bisexual and slender would be a big plus (been there, done that, could be VERY exciting for all concerned)! But not a "deal-breaker", looks would be way less important, compared to sweetness, compassion, and sexiness.

That said, and in view of the 200:1 male to female ratio on the site, I'd be happy to meet a lady that speaks in complete sentences, has working lady parts, and sports a discernible waist. but I've gotten lucky before from this site, and maybe, just maybe, could get lucky again.

(and even if I don't get lucky, I can leer at all those webcams of Columbian ladies playing with their pussies, Oh Joy!)

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I've been fortunate enough have actually lived out most of my "fantasies", not that stops me from fantasizing!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, At work

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Fisting, Pleasing my partner is the MOST interesting activiy!

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Maybe Elizabeth Montgomery or Barbara Eden when I was just
a kid. Now that I'm all grown up, I prefer real flesh and blood women that I can touch and taste!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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