Look, I'm about as subtle as a neon sign that says 'Single and Ready to Mingle' (emphasis on the mingle). But hey, there's more to me than meets the eye (or, you know, other body parts). I do have a life outside of here, shocker, I know. So meeting up on a whim is a bit like asking a cat to wear a leash. Not gonna happen. Right now, relationships are a bit like the Bermuda Triangle for me - mysterious and kinda scary. Been single for a while, you see. Dating these days? I hear it involves swiping right, left, maybe even diagonally if you're feeling fancy. But hey, if sparks fly and we both want more, who am I to argue? Just a heads up, jealousy and put-downs are a major turn-off. Like, come on, we're on a site where people pretty much advertise what they're looking for. Kinda defeats the purpose of possessiveness, right? That being said, chatting is cool! Let's talk about anything and everything, even the weather. Deep dives into personalities are awesome too, gotta see if we click! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\**Basically, I'm here to enjoy some virtual fun, make friends, and maybe meet someone down the line. Oh, and disease-free is a must (for both of us, obviously). Honesty is key, folks. No point in fibbing just for a good time, it'll all come out in the wash (pun intended). I don't engage in the multiple partners everyday of the week, so trust me, I'll know. Respect goes both ways, and all I ask is for some chill vibes. Let's have some fun, get to know each other, and maybe even make a friend or two (with benefits, or not, that's up to fate). A word to the clingy: multiple messages and 24/7 attention requests are a major turn-off. This ain't a dating site, it's a buffet with options. If you get upset, this is probably not the site for you. AFF is A"dick"ting and makes my inner sex panther roar... louder, as I am hypersexual. But I can't respond to every message or I'll turn into a carpal-tunnel ridden sex robot and nobody wants that (although, maybe there's a niche market?). No offense if you don't hear back – I'm a lover of dirty talk, and if you pique my interest, trust me, I'll come crawling out of the woodwork (or should I say, sheets?). Now, here's the shocker: I'm a woman! Gasp! And yes, I enjoy the primal side of things, but a hot passionate session wouldn't hurt either, especially if there is a deep connection. I know...stuff that turns on a woman...sigh! Just a heads-up, I might be a little rusty in the physical contact department (kissing, hugging, cuddling, etc.) as I have not had that in awhile. Don't worry, I'm a quick learner. P.S. I am not pregnant although I have a pregnant picture up! Most love the beauty of pregnancy, so I figured I'd share. P.S.S. In the pissing video it's not me pissing it's the guy pissing in me 🤭

My Ideal Person Forget the script, let's wing it! I'm looking for someone who laughs at life's oddities, respects my independence, and is cool with wherever the adventure takes us. Drama queens and dishonesty need not apply, but good conversation (deep dives welcome!) and a healthy outlook are a must. Bonus points if you value honesty and a chill vibe, because hey, genuine connections are the real treasure here.

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What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The middle of a park, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Fetishes

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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