Okay, if you’d quit spending half your time bloviating over our conundrum I wouldn’t be a third so discombobulated. That’s a fact. You gotta give me that one baby. You’re the one who hooked me up with those brokers Smith, Barney, Floyd, Andy, Opey, Emmet and Goober. And if I could get the truck to run I WOULD go buy you some shoes. There, I’ve been wanting to say it and I said it. Now if you'll steps aside, I'll just go find myself some real squeeze

My Ideal Person Seriously. I'm mostly a boob man but I can be turned on by great eyes and smile and other body parts as well.

I was in the license bureau one day and sat next to a woman who was a good 100 pounds over weight. She was also thee prettiest woman Ive seen in years. I STILL wish I had asked her for her number. She was someone I could kiss all day and night and yet, I wonder if anyone ever does.

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