I'm a well rounded individual that mostly observes others. Thanks to Ms. Jenner it is time that I come out of the Pantry. I have been holding this inside for years and well it is the 21st Century so I will admit it. I am Trans Fat, there dammit I finally admitted it. Inside this chunky body is a set of six pack abs just under the keg. Yes a well hidden washboard stomach right behind all the laundry and detergent. I do have all my teeth, by gosh I paid good money for them and i will keep most of them in the bathroom in that blue cup. I work way to hard keeping people alive all day, just so they can go home and fuck up my work, but at least they are dying to meet me. If I look like I am staring at your tits well I may also be doing a pre-admit exam on you. Sorry, it is a habit of mine to look, listen and then feel for a pulse. I can go to lunch after working a blood N gore homicide, which reminds me to go clean my shoes, hmmmm. If I hotlist you, its cause you post well and I like that and I thank you girls young and old for being on here, it is another way to unwind. I would rather be a Patient per than become a Patient. Stay safe.

My Ideal Person Well, from the looks of my past you would think my preference was like day old coffee. Cold, bitter, and a black heart full of funk.
I'm not your soul mate, this isn't that place to find one. Be warm, open minded, and kind, you don't even have to swallow; but, if you do cool.
Listens to me as much as I do her, especially on road trips, I love road trips.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Chicago, Doobies, Three dog night, Nicleback,

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Valerie Bertinelli, Marie Osmond, Asia Carrera, Chelsea
Handler, Andie McDowell. Long Hair, Great legs.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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