I am a 25 y/o lady looking for single women, men, couples and maybe even some group action ;-) I love to be treated well and taken care of like any lady would. I am married but my hubby is not involved in this....sshhhh. I am fun, funny and naughty. I am clean, classy and D/D free. If your not, then don't bother. Condoms are a must. Anybody feel free to email. Keep in mind because I have yet to find my sugardaddy with a heart condition, i am poor and can not afford a silver or gold membership, so i wont be able to view your profile or the profile pics. It sucks. - I DO singles (men too) - I DO suck - I DO swallow (or its just a waste of yummy stuff) - I DO fuck with the lights on (if you turn them off I will assume you are an insecure man , i will bitch slap you accordingly) - I DO wear condoms (I'M clean and I like it) - I DO nice funny people (I dare you to crack a joke when I'M cumming) - I DO have fun - I DO love to be spoiled (I'M a woman, dauh) - I DONT cam (its broken and lame) - I DONT travel for single guys (some exceptions made) - I DONT cyber sex (boring, want the real thing) - I DONT do anal (well maybe a finger or two is OK) - I DONT give out my phone # on the first (or second) E-Mail - I DONT do asshole people (intentionally) - I DONT take people to my place (mean at home) - I DONT expect you to fuck my fat husband, dont expect me to fuck yours.

My Ideal Person If I don't respond to your INITIAL e-mail it could be due to a list of reasons, including:
- no (clear) face pic
- I was not attracted or interested and do not have the time to e-mail you, hurting your feelings
- you asked to cam
- you wanting to be friends despite living in Alaska with no hope of meeting
- If I am unable to see your dick because you belly is in the way
- If she looks older than my grandma.
- If you fit the average/average or smaller category of male endowment
- If the first line in your email is "let's fuck" or "are you real". It is true we are all here for hot steamy sex, but I am assuming if your first pick up line is that lame, so will be your dick.
- If you appear to be an arrogant, asshole, douchbag, bitch with the personality of a Mormon brick (lacking humor)
- I could be in the middle of fucking somebody who wrote a better email than you.
- My power could be out

The list is not all inclusive. I'm sure the masses will give me other, better reasons not to respond in the future.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being with three or more men at once

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A swimming pool or hot tub, Large boat

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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