Great sense of humour, down to earth, open minded, intelligent (but can be downright daft lol). Usually laughing at myself and the latest freaking stupid ass thing I've done. Artistic and creative with a vivid imagination hehe. First and foremost I'm here to have a laugh and meet some interesting people. If the chemistry is there, and the timing is right, my creative side might be let out to run amok....lol Not after a boots and all luuuuuurve relationship, (though you can't really pick when that happens). Ideally I would like a regular partner in crime, with whom I can share a laugh, a drink, and a shag of course! Fuck buddy = a buddy I fuck lol. I'm not looking for quickies (although very tasty), and prefer long, teasing, sensual sessions that make your eyes pop. In my humble opinion.....extended foreplay rocks!!! Quite interested in learning about tantric sex...I know the concept...but no actual techniques etc...so if you know anything about this, please impart your knowledge on this eager, willing student. Btw....this doesn't have to be on your Shag CV to contact me, I'm just curious that's all :) Apparently I'm easy on the eye and I've been told that I have naughty eyes and a cheeky smile lol. I'm currently a BBW - size 18-20. Am shrinking due to crossfit, but I'm comfy with myself and my weight. If a curvy girl isn't for you that's then that's totally fine, but I'm not the girl for you. Oh yeah...sorry no pic in here, but will send privately.

My Ideal Person You must be comfortable in your own skin, know what you want, and be able to tell me what you want (as long as it doesn't involve small rodents lmfao).

I'm realistic, and not seeking perfection, (hell I'm not perfect - who is???).

PAY ATTENTION TO THIS IMPORTANT BIT!!
(It's the only time you'll catch me being serious)

YOU MUST BE SENSUAL
Not just sexual...sensual too. And not just your run of the mill, mamby pamby sensuality either. I mean that deep sort of sensuality that some think they possess but few truly do. If you have it, you'll know what I mean.

YOU MUST HAVE A WELL HUNG SENSE OF HUMOUR
Sex is meant to be fun people!!! People are meant to be fun. Life is meant to be fun. Even death and taxes can be fun if you look at it the right way. Only not getting any sex isn't fun. Humour makes my world go round so I want to be around like-minded individuals. And doing the wild thing with a few of them hehe.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Depends on my mood, but Foo Fighters, Gin Wigmore, White
Stripes, Sublime, Underworld.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
On, under, in or around me. Doh

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

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