**Ladies, as much as I'd truly love to look at your profile, me being a free male member (now that came out entirely wrong, but I'll take the cheap pun points) I can't respond in kind. But, if you email me telling me about you I will get back to you ASAP.* Tall & Dark, 180#, D&D Free, vas safe, not into drama, and know what "discreet" means. Smart and funny. Not a knuckle-dragger. I am a real per, looking for some real fun in whatever form it comes in, mild to wild. I love going for rides on my Harley (care to join me?) and playing guitar badly. The things I have listed as interests are just that, [I]interests[/I], not requirements. Don't let something you see scare you off; and if there's something you wish was on it- just ask - you never know! Not looking for notches on my bedpost. One NSA FWB that likes to get her freak on now and then is what I'm looking for. Why I am here: While I am married, and happy in most of my married life, my wife's interest in sex is diminished because of various reas (It's been almost a year without sex, seriously), which I'll explain further if you ask. That being said, my need for sex is more than hers anyway, and while she's slowly opening to the idea of me having a FWB, I don't want to be rubbing the issue in her face. That just wouldn't be good. So someone looking for a little NSA fun on the side would be great. WARNING!! Any institutions, individuals, and/or third parties using this site and/or any of its associated sites for studies or projects, and/or any duplication (for any rea) and/or posting to any site - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile and/or pictures in any form or forum -past, current and future-. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications under the Privacy Act, Copyright Protection Act and/or other. ATTENTION: Unless you have direct permission from me, you DO NOT have permission to copy any photo of me or information from this profile. Doing so is a violation of myrights and will be subject to legal ramifications

My Ideal Person It's all about having a great attitude! Ideally it would be great to find someone that would like to meet, but some hot chat through email or phone is fine, too. Having a great sense of humor, intelligence, fun, and discretion is good. A woman that's not afraid to get her freak on would be fantastic!

I'm a sucker for great eyes, a great ass, a slight overbite, and a great sense of humor.

Not into chatting/meeting women that are about drama or anyone that's in a group that ends in "anonymous".

****Now some things that need saying, a few things I have found I don't like, and just some things I've found odd about the people that contacted me over time.****

WARNING: Any institution using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have our permission to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.

Judge me if you want for being a married guy seeking some on the side, but remember - For that one finger you point at me, the rest are pointing back at you.

For those wanting a face pic, I do have them, but the need for discretion requires the cliche' cock & body pics. I do think it's hypocritical when I see so many women here that only have tits, ass, pussy shots, pro-pics that obviously aren't them, their HS senior pic from decades and 100lbs ago, or have no pics at all, then bitch about the men not having face pics in their profile.

Anyone that says, "You don't know what you're missing," probably has something I want to miss - Like a giant ego, spoiled, and lots of drama.

I do read entire profiles, and if I winked/smiled/waved/whatever at you, and I am not what you are looking for, please just take it as the compliment that it was meant to be and not as a come on from some guy that thinks he's going to be the exception. I know what "lesbian" ,"no men" "BBC" mean, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate an attractive women when I see one.

I always wonder why, when someone tells me that in their whole life, when many pics must have been taken of them, that the "only" pic they have is something that only their OB/GYN would see, or Larry Flynt would print? Also, are cellphone pics really the best pics they have?
Also when a profile reads "5' 2", 160#..." and I see a pic with ribs showing between those bikini halves, you're not as advertised. And 22 year-olds don't have crows feet, and 30 and 40-somethings with kids doesn't look like a 22 year-old.

To all those "youngsters" that seem to have a real problem with anyone over 30: While I can understand that being with someone over 30 might seem unappealing, and you too will be over 30 someday. So be cool about it. There's just way to much rudeness in this world already. Ageism - The one thing none of us escape.

One is attracted to what one is attracted to. That's not racist, or ageist, or any other "ist". No apology is needed beyond, "Sorry, you're not who I am looking for."

If you say the word "like" in every sentence, type in text shorthand all the time (it's a PROFILE, not a Tweet - You can use more than 140 characters), or never use the spell checker, just pass me by.
Please, use the spell checker. How hard is it to fix the words underlined in red? If you talked with someone that spoke as bad as you spell, you'd wonder how they made it this far in life being illiterate?

When exactly did "bitch" become a desirable trait? How many guys' profiles on here would get a response if they had "bastard" or "prick" in their descriptions?

If you have more than 10 things listed in your "off limits" list you need to be on a vanilla dating site.

Own up to your sexual kinks and let your inner freak out!

- Scammers and posers beware!!! I used to work in porn back when "portable" meant the cam was the size of a suitcase and had to use a car battery for power. I've done photography and video in the ensuing years (and still do so from time to time) - So I know what pro pics look like vs. pics that are well shot. I also know what a Nth generation pic looks like. Also have a great memory for pics I have seen before and call it my "pornographic memory." LOL

Lesbian ladies - If a guy compliments you in a one line email, or (God forbid) even views you (gasp!), take it as a compliment and not a come-on. Yes, I know that some men are thinking they can "fix" you or that, somehow, they'll be that exception because their dick has magical powers or some such nonsense, but we're all not that egotistical or dumb. This site also has a nifty little checkbox that will list you as lesbian right off the bat, and I promise you that at least 10% more of the males here will see it and not bother you. Maybe even 15%, but that might be pushing the limits of testosterone related profile blindness. I think Astro-Zenica or Pfizer is developing a new medication for it.

Ladies and "ladies": If you have a mustache, especially one better than one sees in Civil War photos, please do not contact me. That goes double for those with handlebar mustaches.

I don't mind mail from anyone. While one is attracted to whom one is attracted to, it's always nice to get a compliment... Sorry gay guys - I'm the best piece of ass you're never going to have. LOL

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
KISS, Nickleback, SRV, Toby Keith, Sarah Evans, Kenny
Wayne Shepard, Johnny Lang, Eric Sardinas

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
To find someone as horny and depraved as I am. <br><br>
Also, I have dream about a bi sugar-mama keeping me in Harleys,
guitars, and debauchery.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place, A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Fisting, Did I scare you yet?, These are things that turn me on, not things I have to have
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Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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