We are real and have testimonials! Rules: 1) If you are under 99, realize "hey" isn't going to cut it. MOST of those who respond to us and we engage with, ACTUALLY read the entire profile AND send 4-5 paragraphs (3+ sentences in each) introduction. You are messaging ME and I don't chat long. You need start with a face and full body pic. You can speed up the process if you send in a message to us. (be warned - no face/pics - no nothing...) 2) If you are the ALPHA male who just use woman, you can pass us by 3) You have to want her, persue her. We aren't going to drive to you...you come to us. 4) I take video for my pleasure, no video, no meet up 5) We generally have sex on the first date with single males - be prepared to buy a room! 6) We are only interested in those who are HWP - no beer belly and definitely no aprons - bald doesn't work either. 7) You must be DDF. If you say you are DDF, then you need to mean it. We are DDF. If you have HIV, you aren't DDF, if you have herpes but they aren't showing you aren't DDF. If you have a cold sore, you currently have an STD. Move ON!!!! PLEASE have respect for others and not just your dick. 8) Please don't try and force an orgasm...she won't have one in this situation. Why is this statement denied? 9) When we meet - talk to her as well - in fact 75% of your time should be connecting with her...not me.... 10) If you smoke - it is more than likely a no - she's very allergic to smoke, second hand, on clothes etc....sorry 11) If you are a married man cheating on his wife - DO NOT contact us. 12) We will discuss the ending....are you fixed? Extras! 1) If you are uncut, let us know in the message to us. She'd like to experience this aspect. 2) No BBC right now. Our typical date: We will meet and greet over a drink We will then talk about 'this' relationship - can you still get hard, do you cum, likes and dislikes as well as our boundary rules IF we connect, YOU will get us a hotel room (we split with couples...) - we will have a drink time to flirt We will do a spa to continue to flirt (if available) - you DO KNOW how to flirt right? You should be subtle and stroke her thigh and gentle touch her pussy. Then we go to the room for a massage and continue to sex when we meet - talk to her as well - in fact 75% of your time should be connecting with her...not me.... Please note - I like to take video and pictures....this is a requirement as I like to enjoy them later - they are only for me and I will block faces as much as possible but I do setup a stationary video cam or two as well as use my phone. If this is a problem, please move on...seriously - move on.

My Ideal Person This is all about HER...we are looking for single men/women or a couple who knows how to treat a woman well. This is my wife and there WILL be respect for her. If you are looking to just screw her...go away.

If you are a couple - you must be married. Period.

You'd better know how to give a nice oil massage but sexual encounters will more than likely start there. Things will be slow as HER pleasure is the most important and I will be involved the entire time (ie this isn't a cuckold situation nor am I just watching) so you need to be comfortable with another aroused penis around also playing with her.

Ideally, single man (you must be single and not a slut) or a couple in the north central Arkansas area - Conway, Clinton, Heber Springs, etc....we can boat on Greers Ferry - we know a great spot for topless tanning.

If you are hundreds of miles away....sorry....not interested.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
VH

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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