I apologize for the way I look in my new picture but I got the sexy grandma going on.Well where to start.short fat ugly and old. a sarcastic one and very honest. I can be funny when I wanna be. I have a main man and his name is Sam and he will always be. So donÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt try to replace him cause it wonÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt happen. Ok for you dumb fucks. Sam is the in the picture with me. HeÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs not a man heÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs my fur baby. I have a very dark sense of humor and find shit funny others donÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt t. So if you donÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt mind causing some shenanigans maybe a felony or 2 questionable morals and nudity is as needed.. IÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂve been asked a lot of what IÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂm looking for. IÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂm looking for my best friend first that is ideal. So if yÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂall can be patient with me. FYI married guys how are you suppose to be a sidekick if I canÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt call at 2 am wanting a munchie trip to Sheetz???? To all you babies anyone under 36!donÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt message me because I wonÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt answer. I donÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt care you have a fantasy to be with an older woman. ItÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs not gonna happen.