I apologize for the way I look in my new picture but I got the sexy grandma going on.Well where to start.short fat ugly and old. a sarcastic one and very honest. I can be funny when I wanna be. I have a main man and his name is Sam and he will always be. So don’t try to replace him cause it won’t happen. Ok for you dumb fucks. Sam is the in the picture with me. He’s not a man he’s my fur baby. I have a very dark sense of humor and find shit funny others don’t t. So if you don’t mind causing some shenanigans maybe a felony or 2 questionable morals and nudity is as needed.. I’ve been asked a lot of what I’m looking for. I’m looking for my best friend first that is ideal. So if y’all can be patient with me. FYI married guys how are you suppose to be a sidekick if I can’t call at 2 am wanting a munchie trip to Sheetz???? To all you babies anyone under 36!don’t message me because I won’t answer. I don’t care you have a fantasy to be with an older woman. It’s not gonna happen.