UPDATE - October 2023 Our play time as a couple is a spontaneous night where we'll head to a sex club, and this only happens 2 or 3 times a year. If you happen to frequent the clubs, perhaps one day you'll bump into us there. I have a much broader spectrum of sexual tastes and interests than my wonderful wife. While we enjoy a great sex life, she knows I crave more kink and she's suggested I find a playmate to satisfy these desires. Looking for one someone who's got a dirty, kinky, perverted mind like mine and wants to have some NSA wet and messy, big grin fun. Hi, a little about us.... We are a miserable couple, in a miserable relationship. We pretty much can't stand each other. We've nicknamed each other "Oscar". We never like having fun. We hate it outdoors as equally as we hate it indoors. We pretty much like to starfish when having sex, letting the other do all the work. We are hideously ugly. Kinda like we fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Based on being so unattractive, you'd think we'd have great personalities, but we don't have that either. Hit us up if you're interested in finding out more. We have pictures to share and will do so through email or chat here.

My Ideal Person Also now looking for fit athletic female. Preferable with some level of kink or submissiveness.

Fit, athletic male or couple for casual sexual fun.
We are looking for playmates who are comfortable in a group setting. She squirts hardest when she's being fucked and her clit played with at the same time. We don't want partners who are squeamish with incidental accidental contact. She can't help it when she pushes your cock out.

We need to stress the word "FIT".
We take care of ourselves and lead an active healthy lifestyle. We are both fit, and have tight and toned bodies. We are looking for the same in play partners.

The state of your body is more important than the size of your cock.

If you're a single male sending a note, please include a naked torso pic. Or at least have one in your profile.
If there isn't one for her to look at, we aren't chasing you up. We just wont respond to your email.