OK… A good profile is like a woman skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep the interest. So here goes.. let me tell you a little bit about me (as if anyone cares). I am a white male, 40 years old, am 6:0’ and weigh around 190 lbs. I try to keep myself in pretty good shape but am by no means a health nut (unless you consider fast food and beer health food). I run or play ice hockey at least 4 times a week and try to hit the gym too (I never said I was good at any of them). I use to have a drinking problem (but now I have enough money). I live in Tampa and have professional job (which is to say i'm not an amateur i guess). Like most men I like sports, not as much as woman (unless Beckett's pitching). I have sea tickets to both the Bucs and the Lightning (Cuz I can). I like to travel. I like Vegas, South Beach, Boston and New York for quick getaways (don't we all). Like everyone else I love sex (Mr. obvious). I love to eat pussy and not to toot my own horn (Cuz if I could I'd never leave the house) but I am Damn good at it (so I've been told). I don’t like drama and head games and I seem to find that way too often at the clubs (then stop going). I know how to treat a lady both in and out of the bedroom. I am not looking for a relationship but you never know. If you like what you see and hear (then you may be nuts too) then drop me a line and let’s hook up. But please no bull sh** drama or head games. As you can tell I don't take myself too serious and want someone who dosen't either.

My Ideal Person I'm looking To meet Sexy, Attractive woman that takes care of themselves (and hopefully me). I am looking for a lady that knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go get it. I don’t need another drama queen that likes to play games. I’m not desperate for pussy and can and do get plenty of it, then what the hell am I doing here? I can get some teasing flirt at a nightclub anytime, thats why. I want to meet someone, have a good time with a few drinks and then if both of us are interested have great sex. Is that so wrooooong? I know how to treat a lady both in and out of the bedroom. If this sounds good to you and you think you have what it takes then drop me a line. If not, forget all that stuff I was saying about.....

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Van Halen, Sinatra, Everything but County

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I love to be somewhat daring. I love to finger or rub a woman's
pussy in the movies, under the table or wherever. I also
like to get a BJ when driving or in a parking lot during the
day or at the movies.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Voyeurism

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
There are alot of hot celebritys out there that I would love
to do. Kate Bekinsale, All the Jessicas, Alba, Simpson
and Beil. The Jenifers are hot too, Lopez, Garner and Annison.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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