We play both solo and together. But nowadays, mostly solo as the mystical four way connection is just that…mystical haha. Fun, fit and sexy! Love to laugh!! Exhibitionists. We can Host in a very nice private play area in Woodinville or Shoreline but are up for traveling. Most Sexy pics set to friends only. If your profile pic is not a Dick pic, we will probably accept your friend request :-). She is Bi-situational, if the mood and chemistry is right, has been known to join in on girl/girl play. It’s always from the waist up though. Couples- What rocks the Mrs is a manly man. Tattoos, bald and/or bad boy looks are kryptonite. Taller and well endowed get bonus points but really, it’s about confidence. Respectful and classy outside the bedroom, alpha in the bedroom is what works. Pushy and entitled gets ignored. 47 dick pics is dumb as hell but a couple of good ones…..perfect. She wants to see what she is getting into. GUYS!!! We know your wife is hot :). The wife on this side deserves to get turned on too. At least be able to send us a couple of CURRENT full body and face pics of yourself. No pics and the wife will veto ur butt faster than you can squeak out a safe word He appreciates all body types but definitely has a weakness for curves. A fun Attitude and engagement are far more important. He absolutely thrives on foreplay, both giving and receiving. We both prefer longer play dates. 2-4 hours. Eat your Wheaties :-). We are full swap and not interested in soft swapping. Separate room is our preference. We realize we are the outlier here but we have found that same bed/one pile is to distracting for us. We like to…..concentrate fully on our partners haha. Both of us work out regularly but are not hard bodies and we don’t expect that in our friends. No smoking and light drinking. We regularly volunteer at Club Sapphire, happy to intro new peeps to the scene! Lastly, personal hygiene can NOT be understated. Neither of us are into hairy privates on anyone, she is clean shaven and he stays very trimmed. Seriously….the 70’s bush on either person is a bit of a deal breaker. We buy our floss with minty flavor. Both of us are fully vaccinated. He is snipped, she has an IUD and we are both tested regularly. Solo Play Mrs- looking for a mix of BDSM and Sex. Specifically, rough sex. You must be Tall (over 5’10”), well endowed and have excellent stamina. The Mrs is not looking for a strictly BDSM power exchange scene although that could be a part of the rough sex scenario. Generally, this will also not be anyone 50+ years old unless you very much don’t look like the Mrs’s dad haha. The Mrs is very specifically NOT looking for a Daddy. Happy to answer any additional questions.

My Ideal Person Turn ons

You are authentic, positive and upbeat
You enjoy engaging conversation and are generally engaged with your fellow humans
Tattoos and piercing
You love to laugh.
You read profiles

Turn offs

Blank Profiles or 2 lines and “ask me”. Seriously. Take 5 minutes.
You are the center of the world
You are angry. At whatever. Or like the drama.
Heavy Drinking or Drug use
Bad communication/Flakiness.
You don’t love to laugh.
Bad Hygiene
Smoking

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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