You know that ugly, shit-show-lookin car, but it's got 900hp under hood?... That's me. Just so anybody who actually reads this knows some "checklist" things that are common on here. 1) I play well with others. 2) I don't smoke (I quit) and don't care if you do. I still like the aroma. 3) I drink socially. 4) No diseases/ STDs 5) I'm definitely NOT a SUB/Bottom. I've been a Master to couples and singles over the years. 6) With the exception of no.5, I'm very open/flexible to others kinks. Watching/ doing the things you want done to you is what gets me off. 7) I love to body paint/ write. (Sketching, sculpting, painting are some hobbies of mine) 8) I'm educated, and work in a niche scientific field. 9) I'm very laid back. 10) I am a well-kept gentleman. I know there's an ocean of cocks crashing against your inbox. At least this one's cock looks like a triceratops.

My Ideal Person I'll know her when I meet her.