I'm Janet. Im 50 years old. 5'3 weigh about 333 short dirty blonde hair blue eyes love to laugh and do comedy things. Let me know if you'd be interested in chatting sometime. Just a disclaimer. Im not interested in meeting anyone in person right now. The extent of my time on here will be to have fun online only so please don't message me asking to meet up. I won't be interested. I had covid once and it was horrible would prefer not to relive that. But if you like hot wild nasty chat online roleplaying and comedy. hit me up.

My Ideal Person someone understanding

someone patient

someone fun

someone cheesy

someone sexy

someone wild

someone funny

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Ninja Sex Party, Weird Al Yankovic

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
My celebrity fantasy is a guy named Dan Avidan. He's one
of the game grumps. he does videos on youtube and he just
hard core does it for me. He's all i think about when i pleasure
myself.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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