First and foremost, I'm here to meet REAL people...so if you're selling your ass, want my email address, or want me to do anything that requires a credit card your profile will be reported immediately :) Now, onto me! I'm just a guy looking to have a good time with a fun girl! I'm pretty uninhibited and open to new ideas. I'm definitely what you would call an "ass man", so if you got a hot backside I'm ready for it ;-) I'm really just looking for a cool girl to have a hot time with.! People think I'm a real character and pretty funny...Some think I may have missed my calling to be on SNL! I don't know about all that, but I have a pretty liberal sense of view when it comes to comedy. I think I'm pretty down to earth, good sense of humor and I'm a fun guy. I can be a real freak between the sheets if you're into that, and I promise you I'm very gifted with my mouth, and I love pleasing the right type of woman with it till you shiver ;-) If you're looking for a good time and want to know more, just let me know! Let's have some fun!

My Ideal Person Ya gotta have somewhat of a freaky side, have some sex appeal, not a straight bitch, and REAL! A little extra cushion for the pushing isn't a problem.....as long I don't see you on that TV show "My 600 Pound Life"...I generally prefer women who are petite, average, or just a few extra pounds....what I like to call "voluptuous". It's not really all about your body so long as there is some kind of sexiness going on with ya If you really must know my "ideal" woman would be petite, to average, 20's-40's, and with a bubbly ass....but you don't have to be ideal if you're a fun loving nice person with some excitement to offer. If you're interested just shoot me a message! I'm ready for some excitement!