THIS IS A TEST - DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SCREEN IF YOU PASS THIS TEST, I WANT TO MEET YOU. I DON'T WANT TO DIE BEFORE AGAIN FEELING THE TOUCH OF A REAL RED-BLOODED, SEXY WOMAN 1. You are probably looking for a handsome hunk with the body of Adonis, right? Well, I'M looking for a smoking hot babe who is BOTH "slender" AND "curvy", who ignites my passion, and thinks I am the best thing that ever happened to her. We can all dream - right? (BUT IF YOU "ARE" OUT THERE, LET ME KNOW. YOU WON'T BE SORRY!) 2. Unrealistic expectations - the attractive ladies from whom I've tried to stir some interest don't write back because I don't have rock hard abs, don't make $150,000 a year, don't work out 7 days a week. I have a life - it's centered on love, affection, compassion. And - I DO have a six pack. It's in the fridge. And if YOU make $150,000 or more...all the better. 3. I'm divorced. More than ONCE in fact. This shows I'm willing to get back up on the and try again. (Maybe someday I'll get it right. I have friends who are never married, say they want someone...but they never will - it's too much work) You're divorced too, right? (Sorry, widows or separated). What makes you such a great catch? Someone obviously didn't think so. I won't appeal to all, and that's OK. I only want ONE. 4. I'm not a bad-looking guy. Even my brother, who's one of my harshest critics, rates me as a solid "7". My 13-year-old nephew thinks I look 45 (LOVE that ). Evidently we are both wrong. Wait - I forgot - I'm not rich. 4a. I'm not really thrilled about being bald (15+ years now), but unless you're going to send me to Bosley, you better like bald men. 4b. The beard stays. I like how I look with it, keep it managed pretty well, and have had it for the last 38 years, except for those times when I've altered or deleted it to please a woman. No more. Don't like beards? Move on. 5. Age range questions are stupid. I'm 61. Single. No ren. Active social life. Many interests. A few passions. High intelligence. To be rejected by a stupid age range is insulting. I have no s, so I'm actually life-wise younger than the number attached to my age. If you reject me on the basis of that number it is YOU who is missing out. 6. I have aspirations in life. One of them is to be sexually active and alive. I want the affectionate touch of a REAL WOMAN who's not afraid to express this part of her feminine nature. I will only say this, and yes, it is a generality - most women my age don't match my appetite - they've had their s, their s are grown, they've let their bodies go somewhat. They aren't interested in it. And, even if they are, they don't inspire my interest. All my parts still work, and work pretty well, thank you. So that's why I seek women who are likewise interested in And that's why I'm interested in women younger than me. Women I'm attracted to. Women who are attracted to me. Who won't ask for money...sigh MORE INTERESTING NUGGETS: 1. I cried when Andy Dufresne finally escaped from Shawshank State Penitentiary, standing in the drainage ditch with the rain pouring down. This movie is a POWERFUL illustration of what the power of HOPE can bring to your life. 2. I also cried when Nick Nolte left Barbra Streisand at the end of "The Prince of Tides". Why? I've loved and lost, too. The pain fades with time, but you never forget. 3. The last REALLY GOOD book I read was Stephen King's thriller "11.22.63", about a time traveler who goes back in time to try and prevent JFK's assassination. (This event was a seminal moment in my 6-year old life). 4. The best man I've ever known was my father. What an example. He taught me everything I know about what it means to be a man - and I fall far, far short of the bar he set. 5. Yes, I cried when I typed #4. I'm seeking great sex with an attractive woman. Period. A relationship may or may not happen. I'm not ruling it out, but it often interferes with the main objective, which is - GREAT SEX. Experienced and skilled cunnilinguist and fingering master. Foreplay is a specialty. 69 a favorite. Anal friendly. No, my cock isn't a Subway foot long, but it's hard enough to etch your name into plate glass. Your satisfaction (read: orgasms) guaranteed. If i can't ring your bell, no one can. My motto is: Your pleasure is my pleasure! Basically, I am an open minded man looking for a woman with a strong sex drive who knows her way around a man's body...or is willing to learn from a knowledgeable, patient and loving teacher. I am not into to pain (for you or for me), and I'm not interested in being a home wrecker. If you are married please don't respond unless you both are playing! You must be passionate and love sex. I would ideally like to find a playmate that would like to be a repeat offender. My "Ideal Partner" is: On the submissive side. Eager to please (I am as well). Open-minded. Passionate. Looking for repeated episodes of amazing sex. So if you're interested in multiple mind-blowing, spine-tingling, bone-bending, to-curling orgasms, and maybe some fun times outside of the bedroom as well, I'm the guy who's CERTIFIED in delivering

My Ideal Person Beautiful. Insatiable. Passionate. Adventurous. Submissive.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Maynard Ferguson

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Fetishes, Spanking, Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Cheryl Ladd - small with gorgeous face and big tits Heather Locklear - slutty Jenna Jameson - everything!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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