Disclaimer: I (she) is demisexual. As freaky as I may be, I do not want to f*ck or suck any of you initially. So Please stop asking if I am interested when you have one photo (or ALL peen pics) and a 4 sentence profile. The freak is accessible but I gotta get to know you a bit. Speaking of profiles, If communication begins and it becomes obvious you haven't read any of this profile that is an automatic turn off. Missing something small is one thing, messaging me about a hard limit is just awkward. If you came to look at the photos, look and go away I don't mind you watching but please stop wasting my time and yours by writing before reading to find out what we are about first. P.S. Get creepy, get blocked and we don't bother with the instant messenger. [COLOR seagreen]Cheat sheet: 1. and 2.- Hard limits, 5. For the curious lady and pillow princesses, 6. Single men seeking time with B, 7. Ladies seeking time with J / Ladies and cpls seeking time with B / Hard Limit, 9. Easter Egg, 10. Contact preferences.[/COLOR] :-h Hi there and welcome to our profile. If you have been by before please allow me to reintroduce us and sorry for dropping off the face of the earth for a while. We are B and J, we are seeking the friendship of local single and ENM ladies, and couples. Despite our sign-up date we actually haven't had the pleasure of finding a GF to share and we also have only considered the company of couples as a unit for a year or so. Through either incompatibility, moving cross country, scheduling, or (admittedly and mostly) the profiles main moderator's absent mindedness when it comes to returning text and disdain for talking on the phone, communications dropped and after a cpl weeks anxiety didn't pick them up again.:-SS All this to say save for the unicorn's successful solo mission we have yet to even meet another cpl for drinks either#:D#. Scheduling with us as a unit has proven difficult as the better half of us is rather spontaneous with our free time. Contrary to the thoughts I'm sure the last statement evokes; we are homebodies, and would much prefer to have the kind of friends that we can have over to hang out at home. [SIZE 5] [COLOR red][B]Random things you may want to read.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR indigo][I][SIZE 2]Especially if you'd like a response. Repeating myself is a big one shot turn-off.[/SIZE][/I][/COLOR] [B][SIZE 4]1.[/SIZE] [COLOR orangered]We do not accept friend request from anyone we haven't at least done some messaging with.[/COLOR] [SIZE 4]2.[/SIZE] [COLOR tomato]Not (intentionally at least) seeking flings.[/COLOR] [SIZE 4]3.[/SIZE] [COLOR orange]We are trying to live out loud so if you are legitimately cheating and sneaking we aren't for you.[/COLOR]|-(d [SIZE 4]4.[/SIZE] [COLOR burlywood] Happy to host and have sleepovers etc once all parties are comfortable![/COLOR] [SIZE 4]5.[/SIZE] [COLOR seagreen]Reciprocation is nice but the lady is a generous oral enthusiast and also loves a pillow princess, straight women are more than welcome to seek an experience they won't soon forget. bhug; (She is totally after your wives fellas) [/COLOR] [SIZE 4]6.[/SIZE][COLOR limegreen]Hubby's are cool, they brought a gift to the party. Single males only use currently, is to wine and dine the lady, be twerked upon to the tune of whatever she likes at the time and satisfy her oral fixation by [/COLOR] receiving[COLOR limegreen] the best oral of his life. A BJ only boyfriend so to speak.[/COLOR] ?* {=} [SIZE 4]7.[/SIZE] [COLOR royalblue]We both have conditional solo permission slips. While the Lady is a unicorn the gentleman has no interest in being a stud, one on one, ladies only.[/COLOR] [SIZE 4]8.[/SIZE] [COLOR blue]Our current attractive age range mentally and physically ranges from about 28ish-65ish when HWP.[/COLOR] [SIZE 4]9.[/SIZE] [COLOR indigo]We are probably who you think and both of us bite if we (and you) like!Ÿ˜ But we are a bit oblivious when engaging in small talk. We have missed a lot of opportunities looking back so if you think you've happened upon us please be as obvious as possible bslap;! Ask about her plants![/COLOR] :)) [SIZE 4]10.[/SIZE] [COLOR purple]Flirting and hotlisting is cool but it doesn't articulate intentions or desires so please write us as well if you are actually interested in meeting eventually. We catch the IM's when we see them come in but it is overall a hassle since we can't reply if you aren't there anymore. We do not shift convos to alternate messengers excluding FtLf (place the vowels and B may see you there) . We both access the profile separately as well as together and notifications can get convoluted. So again, please send a message. [/COLOR][/B]

My Ideal Person Whether cpl or single lady, we are hoping to meet as friends and see what happens. Someone unafraid to laugh loudly is always welcome, and it's a total plus if you consider yourself a big kid. There is an otaku/gamer/tech nerd here, and a LEGIT comic book geek so this is a safe space for your inner child lol. One of us is clearly a bit more straightlaced and will have a cocktail now and again. While the other of us is a 420 friendly, extra mild hippie so bring your vices as long as they aren't full blown addictions! Potentially/eventually ok with some travel, Uncle Sam is gonna say go at some point but we would like to make lasting friendships. In and outside of the bedroom we prioritize one another, that is to say connection is important to us and we hope to invite a few special people into that! We are NOT looking for "flings".

We are not crazy and we don't mind rejection, we ask the same. While you hope a connection felt online doesn't fizzle in person, it happens and that is ok.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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