Workaholic couple in need of rehab at "The Lube House of Extreme Pleasures" every chance we get. Feel free to check-in. Warning.... may not cum back to reality. Have fun with us. Real down-to-earth people with real wants and needs, and realistic standards. If you need assistance with breathing, walking, talking, and haven't seen your cock, or your feet since 10th grade, no need to contact. Also if you have "preferred pronouns", you might as well move along. Single Men - Must be athletic, outgoing and discreet. Dick pic's are ugly without a face...XXX Unicorns ( Single Ladies ) Same!!! Pussy pics are ugly without a face! Couples NO F*&^(%$ DRAMA, got to be hot and fun. WE PLAY TOGETHER IN SAME ROOM NO ???"S ABOUT IT

My Ideal Person Must be outgoing and eager for the No elitist bullshit. We put our pants on like everyone else. The only big head R (wife) wants is the one that she's stroking, mine (T - hubby)....I love to invite people over to play with us... but it's got to be the right person (or people). No squares allowed, and no "slam, bam, thank you ma'm". We both have to agree. If someone isn't feelin it.. no big deal, worst case...we share a drink or a smoke, tell a few jokes and send you on your way!

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Unsure/Prefer not to say

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