I look like Pamela Anderson! If she were a brunette, and over 200 lbs, and had a wierd little space in her theeth. Basically we both have blue eyes and that's where the similarity ends. Okay, so I look a little like the girl who used to ride the short bus and fling boogers at you. Obviously, I'm looking for someone with a good sense of humor. I'm funny, flirty, flatulent...okay enough of the F's...I'm just looking for someone who's not creepy and has the ability to laugh with me. Are you tired of being so serious all the time? Tired of needing to be strong for everyone around you? Do you want to get away from the pressure and just do something fun without all that baggage hanging over you?

My Ideal Person Male, masculine, over 5'6", average to large build, over 48 yrs old with an awesome and simetimes sick sense of humor.