NO LONGER A GOLD MEMBER. I CAN NOT CONTACT YOU OR VIEW YOUR PROFILE. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE ATTACH PHOTOS AND SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. THANKS!!! Tried of playing games. Looking for someone who is real and knows how to carry on a conversation. This is a MUST!!! Also, MUST be local! I am not driving for an hour or longer just to get laid. And I wouldn't ask anyone else to do so either. If I'm not willing to drive to Denver for an actual relationship, I'm not doing it for sex. Let's be honest right up front. I'm fat. Not I need to loose those last 15lbs "fat," but FAT (some saw BBW, some say SSBBW). I'm OK with it... If you are too, then keep reading. If not, then thanks for stopping by! I know we aren't here to discuss politics, but if you're a Trump supporter, just keep on moving. We will have nothing in common.

My Ideal Person OK... I can't believe that I have to say this (I was trying to avoid it, but apparently I have been overestimating the people on here):

1. Nothing (and I mean NOTHING) slams my legs shut or dries out my pussy faster than someone who doesn't even know me starting an email with "Hi Beautiful" or some derivative there of. So just don't do it.

2. If you are married or in a relationship, just keep moving. I really have no desire to be the instrument of destruction in your relationship. And no, I don't care if you have permission. Find someone else to help you cheat.

3. Grammar & spelling - LEARN SOME! It is YOU not "u." It is KNOW not "kno." it is spelled WHAT not "wat." It is TOO or TO, not "2." It is BEFORE, not "B4," we aren't playing fucking BINGO over here!!!

4. Yes, I know that this is a site for finding sexual partners. However, I am not going to just meet up with someone and fuck then based on "Nice tits, wanna fuck?" Our first meeting WILL be in public, and if you aren't willing to spend a little bit of time at least trying to get to know me, then you aren't worth my time and effort either. It takes more than a dick pic to get my juices flowing!

5. Don't tell me how you are going to give me multiple hour long orgasams, or how the last woman you were with said you were the best she ever had. One, you're full of crap, and two, if you know even the SLIGHTEST bit about a woman's body besides what you watch on porn, you'll know what works for one does not always work for others.

6. While I'm fine with (and even eager to explore) some aspects of kinky, NO, I am not into animals (I actually had a guy ask me if I let my dog lick my pussy!!!) and while I understand that a lot of women have no issue with having sex on their period, I have no desire to discuss my cycle with you, frankly it is none of your freaking business.

Now, having said all of that, if you are still reading this and still interested, there is what I am looking for...

I don't really care what you look like or what kind of shape you are in. I am more concerned with your ability to carry on a conversation. I'm even OK with a guy who is a little unsure of himself in bed, I am willing and able to train you... I also like a guy who can make me laugh.

One thing that I must state, is that I do NOT invite strangers into my home. If we chat and decide that we want to meet up then arrangements will need to be made to meet somewhere else.

DD Free and intend to stay that way! So I'll take care of the birth control, you take care of the disease control, condoms are a MUST 100% of the time. I have been asked to compromise on this position one time too many, and I'm not compromising any more. So if you don't intend to wear one, or think that you can get by on your looks and charm to talk me into letting you cum inside me, then don't even bother contacting me because you are not worth my time. Refusing to wear one is a deal breaker!!!!

I enjoy some role-play, and I like to writ erotica (see my blog for samples). It is all fantasy, though some things are based on actual situations, I have NEVER had sex with my father, step father, or brother(s). And yes, someone asked me once if I had.

PS I'd really like to find a guy who will let me use a strap on on him. It is not something that I have ever done, just curious about it. So it is not a deal breaker if you are not interested in it.

PSS Why do guys shove their fingers in your mouth during sex? What do you want me to do with it? I'm fat, I might be hungry and bite that sucker off, is that what you want? Seriously, stop thinking everything you see on porn is real and a turn on, it's not...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, My parents' front lawn, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Light spanking, Outdoor sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sure... Who doesn't?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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