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Broadcast 8/15/2016
This girl wants to send a message to her grandma over the
radio. Goes to the station's studio to talk to the DJ.
He listens to the request and tells her:
"You know... There's a price for this."
"Of course. Anything you want."
"Well, then..." starts the DJ while taking
off his pants "... Go down to your knees and get started."
Surely she kneels in front of him, ...
1 Comments, 80 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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idk 8/12/2016
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1 Comments, 20 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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How do you make your wife scream twice? 8/11/2016
Fuck her in the ass, then pull it out and wipe iy on the curtains!
2 Comments, 30 Views,
7 Votes
,3.04 Score
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just something funny 8/11/2016
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said, I shaved my
pussy you know what that means ? I said, yeah the drain is
clogged again. No lovin for me that night lol.
1 Comments, 17 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Just checking...... 8/11/2016
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office
and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome
she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing
her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to ...
0 Comments, 113 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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Take it to a vet 8/11/2016
A couple driving home hit and wonded a skunk on the road.
The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.
We need to take it to a vet. it's shivering, it must be
cold, what should I do?.. she asks
Put it between your legs to keep it warm!..he replies
But it STINKS.... she exclaims...
So hold its nose........
0 Comments, 48 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score
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Looking to Shed those extra Pounds 8/10/2016
A guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose
20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds
a beautiful naked woman with a sign that says "If you
catch me, you can screw me." An hour later, he emerges,
sated and 20 lbs. lighter. A month later, he returns and
needs to lose 50 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs
again, but this time there are two girls with the ...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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The Contest 8/10/2016
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard
of 'MateMatch'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a
trip to Orlando , Florida if you win. What is your name? First
name only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: "Yes." DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're
what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, ...
1 Comments, 83 Views,
6 Votes
,5.36 Score
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What are friends for? 8/10/2016
One evening, Mike went over to his friend's house to
play cards with Terry and some other friends. Mike sat directly
across from Terry's wife Susan.
When Mike dropped a playing card on the floor and bent down
to pick it up, he looked across underneath the table and
saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open with no
panties on. Mike then sat up and tried hiding the fact that
he was ...
2 Comments, 110 Views,
7 Votes
,4.31 Score
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Best advice from a Rabbi... 8/9/2016
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible
is happening and I have to talk to you about it.' The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?' The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.' The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that
be?' The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm
certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'
The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to
her, I'll ...
0 Comments, 73 Views,
6 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Superman is Horny 8/9/2016
One fine day, Superman went to visit his good friend Wonder
Woman.
As he approached her front door, he heard some moaning sounds
coming from an open window.
Curious, he went to the window and peered inside.
The sight he saw was shocking.
Wonder Woman was naked on her bed. Her legs were spread wide
open, her arms were at her side, her eyes were closed, and
she ...
1 Comments, 65 Views,
9 Votes
,4.92 Score
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Blind Man 8/8/2016
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint
their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take
all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they
hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!" The nuns look at each other, then
one nun says, "He's ...
0 Comments, 80 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Cost of Viagra 8/7/2016
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their overnight
. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his 's
medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The said, "I don't think you should take one
Dad, they're very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a
pill, " answered the . "I don't care, "
said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and
before we leave in the ...
0 Comments, 117 Views,
11 Votes
,5.22 Score
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Olympic Condoms 8/7/2016
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic
condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase
he just made.
“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them
so special?”
“There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver
and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear ...
0 Comments, 87 Views,
7 Votes
,4.82 Score
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Martian Trip 8/6/2016
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple
and are talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock-market, if they have laptop
computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen
brings up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?”
asks Maureen.
“Pretty much the way ...
1 Comments, 69 Views,
7 Votes
,4.57 Score
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Tattoo 8/6/2016
Eric gets home late one night and Sarah, his wife, asks “Where
the hell have you been?” Eric replies “I was out getting
a tattoo!”
“A tattoo”? She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did
you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates” he said
proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking”? She said, shaking
her head in disgust. “Why on earth would ...
1 Comments, 80 Views,
7 Votes
,5.59 Score
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Where Are You Going? 8/6/2016
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was
falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to
talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were
courting."
Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and
tried to go back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then,
you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck ...
3 Comments, 106 Views,
9 Votes
,4.28 Score
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gotcha!!! 8/5/2016
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The Rooster...
1 Comments, 30 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Non Veg adult 8/4/2016
Funny Non veg adults jokes, some double meaning, some dirty.
1 Comments, 37 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Non Veg adult 8/4/2016
Funny Non veg adults jokes, some double meaning, some dirty.
2 Comments, 31 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Pumpernickel Bread 8/2/2016
Two men are walking on the boardwalk. One says to the other,
“I’ve got to run. Have to hurry home to make love with
my wife.”
The other man looks astounded. “Make love to your wife?
You are as old as I am! Nearly ninety-five years old! What
do you mean you have to go home and make love to your wife?"
The first man says, “We have a great sex life. We make love
three ...
2 Comments, 89 Views,
9 Votes
,3.64 Score
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Condom Size 8/1/2016
One day at the pharmacy a man walked in with a troubled look
on his face. The pharmacist noticed and asked if he could
help him. The man replys, "I'm looking for some
condoms." The pharmacist asked, "Do you know
what size you are?" The man said, "Well...not
exactly." The pharmacist pulls out from behind his
counter a board with aligned holes on it, going from big
to small. He tells the man to go ...
1 Comments, 86 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Area 51 8/1/2016
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security,
super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area
51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks
out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing
at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded
the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation
room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas,
got lost, and ...
1 Comments, 73 Views,
8 Votes
,4.17 Score
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Condom Packs 8/1/2016
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old . They
happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, . Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see, " replied the boys pensively. "Yes,
I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three
and asks, "Why ...
1 Comments, 67 Views,
7 Votes
,5.08 Score
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More Golf Humor 7/31/2016
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though
you are really bad at them.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed
with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face,
he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
...
2 Comments, 47 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Eating Pussy 7/31/2016
A guy goes into a whorehouse and he goes upstairs and starts
eating out this chicks pussy. Not long after he started
he feels something between his teeth and he spits out a small
piece of lettuce! He thought to himself how strange that
is...so he went back to eating her pussy. Not long after
that he felt something else between his teeth and he spits
out a small piece of a tomato! He thought to ...
2 Comments, 77 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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bastards and bitches 7/31/2016
“A little boy and his friends are being called bastards
and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks,
"Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his
dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are
gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his
mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume
bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom,
what is shit?" and she says, ...
2 Comments, 75 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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survey says!!! 7/30/2016
The United States funded a study to determine why the head
on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study
took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded
that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than
the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during
sex. After the results were published, France decided
to conduct their own study on the same subject. They ...
3 Comments, 67 Views,
12 Votes
,4.74 Score
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Superman :) 7/30/2016
Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly
sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, naked on top of the building.
Superman thinks, "This is my chance!" He swoops
down, faster than a speeding bullet bangs her and is gone
in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What
the hell was that!?" The Invisible Man rolls off her
and says, "I have no idea but it hurt like hell!"
0 Comments, 27 Views,
5 Votes
,3.47 Score
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wise! 7/30/2016
A father is asked by his friend, "Has your decided
what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector, "
replied the boy's father. His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's
a rather strange ambition to have for a career." "Well, " said the boy's father, "He
thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
2 Comments, 54 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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