Sexy Asian Singles

DocManther 57 M
0  Articles‚ Score 0.9
What's the difference between a rock and a dead ?   4/29/2020

You can't fuck a rock, !


1 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
8  Articles
Pub   4/21/2020

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub <br><br> Those were the days.......


0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes
cozzycouple 62 C
50  Articles‚ Score 7.1
Addiction   4/19/2020

I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but I turned myself around.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
22  Articles
Deer joke No2   4/10/2020

What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still no idea....


0 Comments, 21 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Physics   4/7/2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The bartender says...for you, no charge.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Physics   4/7/2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the bartender says for you....no charge.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes
Deer joke   4/4/2020

What do you call a Deer with No Eyes ? <br><br> No Eye Deer


0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes
RLRlick 59 M
21  Articles
people in a bar / Club   3/24/2020

in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight . BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br> . Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur . >>! happym; happyf;


1 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Ha   3/23/2020

Life is a dick <br><br> But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
SFnativeguy69 53 M
1  Article
When Michael Jackson was alive....   3/14/2020

Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart? <br><br> He heard that Boy's pants were half off!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
parachute school   3/9/2020

a man comes home from army parachute . his friends all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking. he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...


0 Comments, 125 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
little girls.......   2/23/2020

why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br> because they dont have balls to scratch


1 Comments, 34 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
8  Articles
Storm Dennis   2/16/2020

I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday


2 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
TOO MUCH TO DRINK   2/13/2020

After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly left. A short time later the man came in the back door and seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave. Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...


3 Comments, 113 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
Royston912 41 M
3  Articles
Penis size   2/9/2020

You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor


1 Comments, 29 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Wantsome12plzme 50 F
2  Articles
Treats Vs Samples   2/5/2020

You are not a treat if everyone's had a bite. That makes you a free sample.


0 Comments, 21 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
COguy81416 42 M
7  Articles
points   2/4/2020

whats the hardest thing on this site? getting


2 Comments, 30 Views, 10 Votes ,1.00 Score
Joke   2/4/2020

Which animal is worn by French women? <br><br> Ze bra.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
TravelingMan524 67 M
17  Articles
Tooth Brush   2/1/2020

How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly ? <br><br> . Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a teeth brush


0 Comments, 16 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
TravelingMan524 67 M
17  Articles
The difference between a wife & a girlfriend   2/1/2020

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? <br><br> A: About 40 lbs <br><br> Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you divorce , wife takes it all


0 Comments, 36 Views, 10 Votes ,1.00 Score
Art   1/30/2020

n Hull we can’t pronounce the letter H, I told my doctor I was having an 'eart attack and he sent me to Neil Buchanan.


0 Comments, 16 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Art   1/30/2020

n Hull we can’t pronounce the letter H, I told my doctor I was having an 'eart attack and he sent me to Neil Buchanan.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
Benefits   1/30/2020

Some people think being working class is a negative thing but I think there’s loads of benefits. I’ve claimed them all


0 Comments, 13 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Ketchup!!!   1/30/2020

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
v Teachers   1/30/2020

Teacher: ", what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"


1 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
johnxtcnclouds 50 M
1  Article
smoke   1/28/2020

cloudy evening


0 Comments, 21 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Shrewdy2 56 M
6  Articles
No need to swear!   1/27/2020

What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,3.35 Score
1hornycouple4you 65 C
1  Article
girl scouts   1/24/2020

What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy? <br><br> A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running little ?


0 Comments, 28 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
SatinKnightMi 42 M
1  Article
Hurricane Jessie   1/23/2020

Guy goes to a cat house to blow off some steam but needed something different. The madam sends him up to see Hurricane Jessie. He heads in her room, gets naked and waits on the bed. <br><br> A few minutes later in walks a near 7 foot tall amazon woman. She starts walking around the bed back and forth while stomping and blowing strongly in the air at him. <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 70 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
Wayneb51841 41 M
5  Articles
Joke   1/23/2020

Jokingly love points


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Wayneb51841 41 M
5  Articles
Joking   1/23/2020

Jokes for points


0 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.3
points and a joke   1/22/2020

man and a young girl were playing a card game for or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't, but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't want it bad enough


0 Comments, 20 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.3
points and a joke   1/22/2020

man and a young girl were playing a card game for or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't, but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't want it bad enough


0 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
test jokers   1/22/2020

point rewards test


1 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
coxsic66 47 M
1  Article
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   1/20/2020

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx


2 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,0.47 Score
hambone52442 26 M
1  Article
jimmy and his cat   1/17/2020

At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”


1 Comments, 32 Views, 13 Votes ,3.48 Score
JESSWAYNE69 50 M
1  Article
knock knock   1/16/2020

who is there


0 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 40 M
5  Articles
Funny   1/15/2020

A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass for the past minutes!"


0 Comments, 27 Views, 13 Votes ,2.30 Score
cave man pussy   1/15/2020

why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br> they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt


1 Comments, 33 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
biPDX 37 M
4  Articles
Germ researcher finds semen on 30% of hotel remotes   1/14/2020

Did you read this CNN article about a germ researcher who found semen on 30% of hotel remotes? Come on guys lets keep it clean out there. <br><br> https://m.cnn.com/en/article/h_990ff64f90f909f55b916692ee340d2c


0 Comments, 15 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
nautical3 60 M
6  Articles
Cards   1/14/2020

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
nautical3 60 M
6  Articles
Christmas   1/14/2020

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...


2 Comments, 72 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
nautical3 60 M
6  Articles
these days ;)   1/14/2020

1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." 1: "As if." 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." 1: "I don't have a sister." 2: "You will in about nine months."


1 Comments, 24 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
tallcool2013 45 M
21  Articles
joke toke   1/13/2020

two rabies walk into a bar


0 Comments, 38 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
Life is a dick   1/13/2020

But sometimes you just have to suck it up as it comes.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
a cock is very similar to a Rubik's Cube   1/13/2020

The more time you spend playing with it the harder it gets.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
My old guitar teacher got arrested last week   1/13/2020

He got caught fingering A


0 Comments, 13 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
Difference between a G-spot and golfball   1/13/2020

A guy will search relentlessly for a golf ball.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
Congratulations to the scarecrow for his recent reward   1/13/2020

For being outstanding in his field.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
Difference between cats and dogs   1/13/2020

A can't get an MRI, but catscan.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
TheWolfe84 35 M
6  Articles
What do you call a cake made by a ?   1/13/2020

Hoe-made


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting in self defense   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


2 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting in self defense   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting in self defense   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Squirting   1/11/2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Articles
Fearless Oral   1/9/2020

I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's glad he ate her.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
SecretxXxFantasy 26 M
1  Article
Motivation to lose weight and get fit   1/8/2020

An overweight guy signed up a special training program that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through 3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br> The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds a room full of naked ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.3
Who Rules the Sexual World   1/8/2020

Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could host not rule the sexual world?


0 Comments, 13 Views, 9 Votes ,1.07 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.3
Ass Joke   1/8/2020

If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel it, did it happen.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.3
getting some   1/8/2020

Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
Iwannacthat 52 M
7  Articles
First video   1/7/2020

I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young back thrn!


1 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
this im messanger   1/7/2020

points points points points points points points


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
Hunting season   1/7/2020

A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful 1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...


0 Comments, 50 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles
Two gay guys   1/5/2020

TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles
Doctor visit   1/4/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


0 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles
Doctor visit   1/4/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles
Doctor visit   1/4/2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
adventure_man01 33 M
9  Articles
Why are frogs always so happy?   1/4/2020

They eat what ever bugs them


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles
Jerk off   1/3/2020

What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself? Answer- A tearjerker


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
drpassword 33 M
1  Article
love jokes   1/2/2020

love being funny! and laughing


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles
the difference between a job and a wife   1/2/2020

What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
bigboy9989 59 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.3
A Joke   1/2/2020

I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved it.


1 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


1 Comments, 34 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Timbuktu   1/1/2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Sex Computer   1/1/2020

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
KittyK1010 40 F
8  Articles
Points Glorious Points   1/1/2020

No joke, just need points. <br><br> Thanks and bye


2 Comments, 23 Views, 14 Votes ,3.94 Score
KittyK1010 40 F
8  Articles
Points Glorious Points   1/1/2020

No joke, just need points. <br><br> Thanks and bye


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
KittyK1010 40 F
8  Articles
Points Glorious Points   1/1/2020

No joke, just need points. <br><br> Thanks and bye


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
montrealvegan 19 M
1  Article
Why don't vegan girls moan during sex?   12/31/2019

Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat gave them such pleasure.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles
Jelly and Jam   12/31/2019

What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br> Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
lookg4fun4all 61 M
8  Articles
Buying a fence   12/31/2019

Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is your size and come back to me and I ...


0 Comments, 54 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
casualguy2091 43 M
8  Articles
points   12/28/2019

points


1 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
casualguy2091 43 M
8  Articles
points   12/28/2019

points


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
VeryUninterested 46 F
2  Articles
Enjoy the joke   12/28/2019

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."


2 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
VeryUninterested 46 F
2  Articles
Enjoy the joke   12/28/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and ...


0 Comments, 24 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Bryser83 36 M
7  Articles
Jokes get chicks   12/27/2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
Bryser83 36 M
7  Articles
Jokes get chicks   12/27/2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
adventure_man01 33 M
9  Articles
Time Travel   12/26/2019

I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
adventure_man01 33 M
9  Articles
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.   12/26/2019

days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?” <br><br> The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
naughtydeepcock8 32 M
6  Articles
This site, does it count as a joke?   12/21/2019

they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly impossible . other options is and they and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!


0 Comments, 19 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
adventure_man01 33 M
9  Articles
My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ...   12/21/2019

My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic keeping my cup half-full ... <br><br> ... with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
dreamin414 28 M
1  Article
Men are like...   12/21/2019

… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br> … Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br> … Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. <br><br> … Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. <br><br> … Commercials. You ...


0 Comments, 24 Views, 13 Votes ,4.32 Score
The things we do for points   12/20/2019

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br> 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br> LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
xSimplesex 51 M
6  Articles‚ Score 0.2
Knock, knock ..   12/19/2019

'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br> ''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br> 'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br> because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!


0 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
455hotstuff 39 M
7  Articles
10 inch Bic   12/17/2019

Two Men were fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
Spanking   12/17/2019

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her ’s bed. <br><br> She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?” <br><br> The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”


0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
antisocial200 19 M
2  Articles
what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill   12/16/2019

curt and rod


0 Comments, 16 Views, 11 Votes ,2.42 Score
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?   12/16/2019

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
D0ct0rSF 43 M
8  Articles
Maria earns $20   12/15/2019

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


0 Comments, 16 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
D0ct0rSF 43 M
8  Articles
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.   12/15/2019

She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br> I said, "Wow!" <br><br> Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


0 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
D0ct0rSF 43 M
8  Articles
Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?   12/15/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
xxsomeone2 55 M
1  Article
Fired   12/15/2019

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? <br><br> <br><br> Because he couldn't concentrate.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?   12/14/2019

He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?   12/14/2019

He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?   12/14/2019

He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
I used to work in a shoe recycling shoe.   12/14/2019

It was sole destroying


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Aging :)   12/13/2019

An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Jealous?   12/13/2019

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket. Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife appears of nowhere.”


0 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes
Wlong124 49 M
3  Articles
Just incase   12/13/2019

Incase the joke didnt set in points points points


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
Wlong124 49 M
3  Articles
Seems fitting   12/13/2019

Yes points points points. Its what its all about


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Murfmurf08 38 M
1  Article
Butter   12/11/2019

Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br> Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
Jormungandr08 30 M
1  Article
Points   12/10/2019

I could use a few.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Letsdothis8078 39 C
2  Articles
Mall at Christmas   12/8/2019

It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y. Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said " no ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,2.79 Score
Johnny Sperm   12/7/2019

Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!! <br><br> Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark. The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
8  Articles
Hilarious   12/7/2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


1 Comments, 39 Views, 22 Votes ,3.49 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
8  Articles
Hilarious   12/7/2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


0 Comments, 9 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
solice_fred 64 M
3  Articles
Standard member   12/5/2019

magazine article


2 Comments, 24 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
soc_solice 28 M
2  Articles
Paid member   12/5/2019

magazine article member


1 Comments, 13 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 40 M
5  Articles
Want to hear the greatest joke?   12/4/2019

...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners   12/4/2019

The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br> The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."


0 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   12/4/2019

Then it hit me


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   12/4/2019

Then it hit me


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Why are frogs always so happy?   12/4/2019

They eat what ever bugs them


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
What did the penis say to the condom?   12/4/2019

Cover me, I'm going in


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?   12/3/2019

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?   12/3/2019

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
The Way I See It   12/1/2019

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
The Way I See It   12/1/2019

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
dicappstally 29 M
5  Articles
Fav kind of blowjobs   12/1/2019

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
dicappstally 29 M
5  Articles
Why dicks?   12/1/2019

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
Where it was one time   11/29/2019

Beat it til the end and back


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes
Pleasure_KingXXX 40 M
5  Articles
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?   11/28/2019

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 40 M
5  Articles
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?   11/26/2019

A Private Tutor


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
funny joke   11/26/2019

So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br> She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br> I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you 50pense? ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
yurikanjo 18 M
0  Articles
why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a drinking water have in common?   11/26/2019

a wet nose lol.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
The Dentist   11/25/2019

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot. <br><br> “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br> The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br> She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br> “No ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Little Johnny Returns   11/25/2019

The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” <br><br> The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br> Sally raised her hand. She said, ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
Are The Best Ice Breaker   11/25/2019

Agree or Disagree?


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Where's the dollar?   11/22/2019

This is an old joke so the amounts seem small. 3 friends were at a conference years back and while talking discovered they planned to stay at the same hotel. When they got to the front desk the manager was out and the clerk told them the rooms were $30/night. They asked if there was a two queens beds with a sleeper couch and was told yes. They decided to pool their money and just get 1 room. ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
dicappstally 29 M
5  Articles
Old but still good   11/18/2019

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


0 Comments, 22 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
A Blonde Joke   11/18/2019

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...


1 Comments, 45 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
boxing_the_stars 42 M
4  Articles
Another one!   11/17/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
Joke   11/16/2019

How do you know the difference between a female frog and a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
oralb252 36 M
1  Article
Hi, how are you?   11/14/2019

Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Sexual Relief   11/11/2019

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...


1 Comments, 52 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
fucking   11/10/2019

what is soo funny is in weirdes places


0 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
I have a joke   11/9/2019

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


0 Comments, 16 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
My article   11/9/2019

Points


0 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles
Farmer   11/8/2019

Why does everyone like the mushroom farmer? He has good morels.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles
Charging Bull   11/8/2019

What do you do when a bull charges you. up!


0 Comments, 20 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles
Dull pencil   11/8/2019

Why don't you want a dull pencil? It's pointless.


0 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles
Baseball   11/8/2019

I didn't know why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
rmlookn4some14 51 C
7  Articles
HAHA   11/6/2019

Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly "dark" place when confronted with having to deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation. I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light" on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...


4 Comments, 56 Views, 21 Votes ,1.64 Score
Penis   11/5/2019

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 17 Votes ,1.43 Score
Johnnybuck24 49 M
3  Articles
old testament   11/4/2019

How does Moses make tea? He brews.


1 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
Johnnybuck24 49 M
3  Articles
deserving   11/4/2019

Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br> No menus- you get what you deserve


0 Comments, 10 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Laxatives   11/3/2019

How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br> They both annoy the shit of you.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
adventure_man01 33 M
9  Articles
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?   11/3/2019

A: Because he was always spotted.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
BBC4fun946 39 M
6  Articles
Joke   11/3/2019

Hello asianmatchmate.com, ever had that one person you just wanted walk up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
Hxhxn 25 M
4  Articles
1+1   11/3/2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
Hxhxn 25 M
4  Articles
1+1   11/3/2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Rubies cube   11/2/2019

What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br> The more you with it, the harder it gets.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Gardening   11/2/2019

What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br> Getting down with your hoes.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Boobs   11/2/2019

What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br> If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Lesbian   11/2/2019

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
69davidren 51 M
7  Articles
Hair   11/1/2019

A realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br> Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the smiled. <br><br> At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...


1 Comments, 28 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Hmmmmm   11/1/2019

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
boredlookingfor 34 M
3  Articles
Happy Halloween   10/31/2019

Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month people sleep the least


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
...and the bartender says...   10/30/2019

A priest, a rabbi, and a walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


0 Comments, 12 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
No difference?   10/30/2019

Q: What is the difference between and oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? <br><br> A: The taste.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
alexhall_2121 22 M
5  Articles
What a weak joke   10/29/2019

Are you having bladder infections? If so it sounds like... urine...trouble 😉


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Priest   10/27/2019

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,1.07 Score
Dinosaur   10/27/2019

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Dr Pepper   10/27/2019

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br> Because she died.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
How many?   10/27/2019

How many swingers does it take screw in a light bulb? Who cares!


1 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
RobDavenport 57 M
8  Articles
Doctor's wife   10/27/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to wor <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize. <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
RobDavenport 57 M
8  Articles
Threesome   10/27/2019

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
like to meet   10/27/2019

i like to meet and around and missed around to get to know her funny side first to get her feel like open


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Banana   10/26/2019

What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br> Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Mafia   10/26/2019

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br> slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Guitar teacher   10/26/2019

Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br> For fingering a minor.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Gg1820191 20 M
3  Articles
Best pick up line?   10/25/2019

Comment your best pickup line?


2 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Santa Claus   10/25/2019

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br> He only comes once a year.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Used condoms   10/25/2019

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? <br><br> One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Closed brothel   10/25/2019

What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br> Beat it, we’re closed.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Jdawg694u2 44 M
1  Article
Dating a midget   10/25/2019

I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha ha


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
G-spot   10/24/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball... <br><br> A man will for a golf ball.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Hmmmm   10/24/2019

So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes
ski76940 66 M
1  Article
Why did the chicken cross...   10/23/2019

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br> To get back to the same side.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
What is the best snack to eat?   10/23/2019

CUMtwat


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
Vaudeville   10/23/2019

Bill: I once had a with no nose. <br><br> Ned: You once had a with no nose? How did he smell? <br><br> Bill: Horrible!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
How much...   10/22/2019

A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
Why?   10/22/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? get asianmatchmate.com points.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
roko_1970 50 M
9  Articles
Lame joke for points   10/21/2019

Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice? A- To be sure to be sure


0 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
A cheesy joke, literally   10/21/2019

Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? <br><br> A. There was nothing left but de Brie.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Bigdeemikeh2 32 M
9  Articles
More points train coming through   10/20/2019

Just need more points. asianmatchmate.com, why you gotta be like this?


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Nuts   10/20/2019

Why does a squirrel swim on his back? <br><br> <br><br> To keep his nuts dry


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
whores   10/19/2019

some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy thats all to men


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,0.24 Score
roko_1970 50 M
9  Articles
More points   10/19/2019

Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points? A-It was pointless


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
roko_1970 50 M
9  Articles
How do you know when....   10/19/2019

Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
roko_1970 50 M
9  Articles
Must have more points   10/18/2019

Points points points and more importantly, more points because currently pointless


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
roko_1970 50 M
9  Articles
Must have more points   10/18/2019

Points points points


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
points   10/16/2019

we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke


2 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Points   10/12/2019

There's no point in this.


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
How many bears does it take   10/12/2019

You can’t tell a bear


0 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
skylarhaley 18 M
1  Article
bad jokes   10/9/2019

What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells


1 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
xxxtrythisxxx 51 M
1  Article
The Difference   10/9/2019

What is the difference between a blimp and 365 days of one-night-stands? <br><br> One is a Goodyear.....the other is a great year!!!...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
ye olde joke   10/8/2019

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? <br><br> He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Bad Joke . . .   10/8/2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
terrible joke . . .   10/8/2019

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
Cheesy Joke...   10/7/2019

How do you make holy water? <br><br> You boil the hell out of it.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Dad joke alert...   10/7/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?" and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?   10/7/2019

hot!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Britishlone 52 M
2  Articles
Which Spice Girl can carry most gas   10/7/2019

Gerri Can


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
live4fun2018 49 M
3  Articles
2 guys and their dogs   10/6/2019

2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry, we don't allow dogs". First guy ...


1 Comments, 35 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
live4fun2018 49 M
3  Articles
Ladies and a flasher   10/6/2019

3 little old ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying the afternoon. Suddenly, a guy walks up and flashes them. the first old lady has a stroke. the second old lady has a stroke. Sadly, the third old lady can't reach...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
live4fun2018 49 M
3  Articles
in a saloon   10/5/2019

limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the - "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
live4fun2018 49 M
3  Articles
in a saloon   10/5/2019

limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the - "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."


0 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
This isn't funny   10/5/2019

Nor is this


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


2 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
In at the deep end   10/4/2019

A disabled person comes to the swimming pool, and although he is really badly affected, he limps as best he can to the main pool, and goes to jump into the water. Just then the lifeguard spots him, and runs like crazy to stop him ... But he gets there too late, so he dives in to at least catch him before he drowns ... To his surprise, the disabled guy swims like a God, and the master-swimmer ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Politics   10/4/2019

A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee, so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism". Your mother is the administrator of the ...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
jayforplay004 21 M
1  Article
points   10/4/2019

points are a joke.....


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?   10/4/2019

He only comes once a year.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Toilet humour   10/4/2019

Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first. “You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact there’s nothing there”. <br><br> “That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re 70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives, eat loads of fibre, and spend all day ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
pingvin98 20 M
2  Articles
Points   10/3/2019

point points points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Troilism 62 C
17  Articles
Doctor appointment   10/2/2019

An elderly man who is hard of hearing is getting an annual check up. His wife of 63 years is with him in the exam room. With every question from the doc, the man turns to his wife and loudly asks "what did he say". The wife repeats each question in a loud voice in his ear. The man then answers each question. At the end of the exam the doc says to the old man, I'll need a urine ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
The Lawyer   10/2/2019

A lawyer, had a wife and needed move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, wanted reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had , no would rent a home him because they felt that the would destroy the place. <br><br> He couldn't say he had no , because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
TheLoneMan05 33 M
5  Articles
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?   10/1/2019

Beef strokin’ off. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ... I'll see myself out.


2 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
whisky_69 50 T
4  Articles
limrick   9/30/2019

there was a man from bombay who made a cunt out of clay he put in his prick it hardened like a brick and tore his forskin away


0 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
samsung1189 29 M
1  Article
post youre funniest one liners   9/30/2019

here for a good laugh post your funniest one liners here


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Thatcher04354 60 M
1  Article
are you smuggling opiates...   9/29/2019

Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!


1 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Senior Briefing   9/27/2019

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: <br><br> "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." <br><br> He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...


2 Comments, 39 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
8  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


0 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
8  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
8  Articles
Internet   9/27/2019

I was on the internet earlier. The Mrs asked me what I was searching for I replied "Cheap flights" All day she's been smiling and nice to me I didn't even realise she liked darts


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Sir13874 45 M
1  Article
Bhahahaha   9/26/2019

What's the difference between a chickpea & a garbanzo bean ????? <br><br> <br><br> Never had to pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
buddy98111111 51 M
10  Articles
sex   9/21/2019

hell yes very


3 Comments, 26 Views, 15 Votes ,0.53 Score
Monday blues   9/20/2019

Blue blues


1 Comments, 25 Views, 19 Votes ,2.07 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
22  Articles
Just published!!   9/20/2019

20 years in the saddle Major Bumsore Shorter Skirts Seymour Legg Baby's Revenge by Nora Tittsov Sex at Sea by Master Bates & Seaman Staines <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
adventure_man01 33 M
9  Articles
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his...   9/19/2019

A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas. It was a disaster. The offspring were the laughing stock of the community!


1 Comments, 15 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
crossing the road   9/18/2019

why did the pervert cross the road.................cos his dick was stuck in the chicken


0 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
Pullmytrigger55 49 M
12  Articles
Screwed   9/18/2019

That's what asianmatchmate.com does to u


0 Comments, 17 Views, 14 Votes ,1.22 Score
mryounghung25 32 M
3  Articles
Thomas Edison   9/16/2019

Thomas Edison was probably the first guy to fuck a girl with the lights on.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
Cumtakesum 53 M
0  Articles
Mom 3some   9/13/2019

A guy is in a bar talking to a beautiful 60yr old woman things get heated up and she whispers in his ear "have you ever had a mom and 3some" the guy is thinking if she looks this good at 60 her must be amazing. So he goes home with her and as they head upstairs the woman yells " mom take off your depends and clean yourself up I brought us home a live one"


0 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
No free IM's   9/12/2019

That's the joke.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 9 Votes ,0.65 Score
adventure_man01 33 M
9  Articles
My grandpa started walking....   9/12/2019

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. <br><br> Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.53 Score
adventure_man01 33 M
9  Articles
A turtle is crossing the road....   9/11/2019

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
live4fun2018 49 M
3  Articles
Hotel porn   9/10/2019

A family walks into a hotel and he father goes to the front desk to get a room. He says "I hope the porn is disabled". The guy at the desk says "We just show regular porn you sick fuck".


2 Comments, 19 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
Is the Earth really round ?????   9/9/2019

NASA lied us !!


1 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes
pjfriendly082 42 M
3  Articles
When its an appropriate time to Joke about...   9/8/2019

When have you been able to joke about things with your partner. Some of the short-cummins or long cummings etc. with your partner? Have you been able to hold your tongue until there was open air where you could share and accept your partners critiques? Have you been with other couples where you enjoyed things but maybe said something a bit too much? Then had to walk it back.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
The biggest Vagina   9/7/2019

Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the biggest vagina. <br><br> “The first girl says, ‘My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there.’ The second girl says, ‘Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot.’ The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool.”


1 Comments, 35 Views, 14 Votes ,1.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
Food humor   9/7/2019

What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? <br><br> No one ever $200.00 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.. <br><br> <br><br> What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? <br><br> beer nuts are over a dollar, deer nuts are under a buck.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
Doctor Viisit   9/7/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” <br><br> “I don’t understand, doc, ” the patient says. “Why?” <br><br> “Because, ” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
jolielaide 48 F
1  Article
mornin' sexxx   9/6/2019

the wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled egg and toast breakfast; wearing nothing but the t-shirt she normally sleeps in. me, not being nearly awake gave a bit of side eye when I walked in. she turned to me and softly said, “you’ve got to get your dick out, fuck me right now." it sounded so sexy when she said it, that my eyes woke like it xmas morning. i ...


0 Comments, 48 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
8  Articles
Threesome   9/5/2019

Having just passed my 50th birthday, I met an older woman in a bar the other night. She was in her late 60s, but in very good shape for her age. We got talking and flirting and she asked if I'd like to go back to hers for a "sportsman's double". "What's that ?" I said. "It's a mother and threesome". Imagining a gorgeous lady about my age, I ...


2 Comments, 36 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
KikKyasjodico 23 M
2  Articles
Short Joke   9/4/2019

What did one condom say to the other condom as they walked past a gay bar? <br><br> <br><br> Wanna get shit faced? 🤣🤣🤣


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
gigelo2007 32 M
7  Articles
Panda   9/4/2019

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money, " she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, ...


0 Comments, 37 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
gigelo2007 32 M
7  Articles
A boy   9/4/2019

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
Jank0317 31 C
5  Articles
Jokes   9/3/2019

What are your favorite dirty jokes


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
What in the difference-   9/2/2019

Between a lollipop and a sucker?


2 Comments, 20 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
whisky_69 50 T
4  Articles
Why   8/31/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ??


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
whisky_69 50 T
4  Articles
Why   8/31/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ??


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
parmakr62 43 M
4  Articles
Pharmacist joke   8/31/2019

"Being a pharmacist is great because you're kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell


1 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Ricarddo87 32 M
4  Articles
Apaixonar   8/29/2019

A paixao nos enganos muito, por esse motivo seja feliz


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
How do you—-   8/24/2019

make a snowman the beach?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
How do you—-   8/24/2019

Get an elf of a tree?


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
What-   8/24/2019

What is the difference between cats and kittens?


0 Comments, 18 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
boxing_the_stars 42 M
4  Articles
Divorce!   8/23/2019

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she ...


0 Comments, 39 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
boxing_the_stars 42 M
4  Articles
The Teacher!   8/23/2019

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
boxing_the_stars 42 M
4  Articles
A Family!   8/23/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Drthickhardcock8 31 M
1  Article
Just need a good FWB   8/23/2019

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
boxing_the_stars 42 M
4  Articles
Mommy!   8/23/2019

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the puts his penis in the ’s vagina. That’s how ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
What is...   8/18/2019

The other side of summer compared the dead of winter?


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Andbowskie 35 M
2  Articles
text me 502-389-1837   8/17/2019

what kind of bees produce milk? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> boobies


0 Comments, 13 Views, 12 Votes ,1.92 Score
What   8/17/2019

Is the difference between a ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles
What's the difference between hungry and horny?   8/8/2019

Depends on where you stick the cucumber.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
Trapper69 63 G
18  Articles‚ Score 7.0
The biggest joke   8/8/2019

The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe they just love to complain about everything?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
ChrisMcd1993 27 M
2  Articles
What black women like?   8/7/2019

Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny boys or do they just chase after anything that will give them the sex which they seek?


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Water Zoo   8/6/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Safe Sex   8/6/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comments, 8 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
JackMcGak 38 M
2  Articles
Classic mistake   8/5/2019

A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His wife is standing there. <br><br> Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”


2 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles
Dentist issues   8/5/2019

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br> ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”


1 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
Fukaboutit70 49 C
2  Articles
What do you call a gay drive by?   8/5/2019

A fruit roll up...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Dick Picks   8/5/2019

Funny, but true... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Red Dildo?   8/5/2019

Too funny... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
whitecivic2000 41 M
3  Articles
Why do women like big cock.   8/2/2019

So they can ride it all night LOL!


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
Really?   7/30/2019

The shit people do for points...lol


2 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
snowmen   7/29/2019

Why wouldnt the snowwoman go with the snowman? Because he didnt have any snowballs...har har har, im off drive a car...ooh this should be in the poetry section as well! points points points


1 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
open2offers000 57 M
1  Article
muff diving   7/27/2019

whats going to court and muff diving got in common...1 slip of the tongue and your in the shit


0 Comments, 28 Views, 18 Votes ,3.81 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
What’s the....   7/26/2019

What’s the difference between a


0 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
fullmontyjon 35 M
5  Articles
Lol   7/25/2019

This site is a joke


1 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
tallsexyskinny4 33 M
4  Articles
Just random stuff for points   7/25/2019

Just doing this for points. Not really into writing poems


0 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
Joke   7/24/2019

Why did yrmthe


1 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Jakebrixx 24 M
1  Article
points   7/23/2019

so little points so little time...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score