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Theres a thin line between love and madness. Ive found myself there before. Love me? Hate me? Id suck the sin out of you....
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Fuck at your own risk
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Posted:Sep 8, 2012 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2012 2:55 pm
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Why do people think youre lying when you tell em the truth?
I am never gonna fall in love with you.
I swear.
I am never gonna pick out names for our .
*shudder*
I never wanna reproduce.
Upon leaving the bar last night, a guy stopped me and asked if I had a boyfriend.
I laughed and said, No, Im not 15.
Nor am I going to prom at the end of the yr.
Boyfriends.
Heh.
I am not going to lie to you.
If we make plans, Ill be there.
That doesnt mean I am just gonna to fuck you.
That means youve got a shot.
Take your best one.
Sorry, if youre feelings get hurt.
well..... as sorry as I can be
Yes, I am insatiable.
Sexually.
Life-ally.
I wanna see everything.
I wanna do everything.
I wanna conquer it all.
Maybe you can come along for some of my adventures.
If you can keep up.
and if not....
Im sure theres a girl out there that wants to just love you to pieces....
Im sure of it.
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so Im riding a bull
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Posted:Sep 8, 2012 6:51 am
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2012 1:18 pm
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last night
in Philly
and was doing very well
and whomever
was the sluttiest
bull rider
got a gift basket
of vodka
and wine
and just as the DJ
was about to award me
my roommate jumped on
without her pants on
and she rode a bull
in a thong
in Philly
. . fucking bitch . . Im still drinking that vodka though
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whats a nice girl like you doing on a sex site?
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Posted:Sep 7, 2012 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2012 10:19 pm
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I dont know why Im writing this, since folks cant read profiles, but alas here goes...
A: I am not a *nice* girl. Whomever told you I was, punch in the throat, they lied to you.
B: I am looking for sex on a sex site.
C: A FWB is an ideal situation for me with an emphasis on the F part.
I dont want you to call me at 2 am to blow you in a parking lot cause your wife just doesnt understand you.
I dont want you to tell me you can really see a future with me. I am not the girl designed for a *future*. Def, not right now.
I want you to take me for Ethopian food cause you know I love eating things with my hands.
I want you to take me to the KISS concert and sneak in a flask of Don Julio silver.
I want you to kiss me goodnight.
I want you to text me random things.
I want you to enjoy getting dirty text pics back.
I want tickle fights.
I want to push you in a puddle and you laugh.
I want to see you again. Not tomorrow. Just again.
I want you to enjoy insanely deviant sex and stop looking at me when I ask you to do something *different*.
.....does this help at all....??
. . prolly not
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so about last night
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Posted:Sep 7, 2012 12:38 pm
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2012 6:49 am
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It was my birthday last night and my truck decided to need a whole lot of repairs so whats a girl to do?
walk to the local dive bar and see what kind of trouble she can find.
And because Im me. And it was my birthday. I invited someone to meet me.
Ahem, if your profile states you are a 37 yr old white male, please be a 37 yr old white male.
Feel free to call me a racist now folks, but I like meeting what Im prepared for.
It also seems you can download music to these new super search jukeboxes.
Turns out not everyone wants to hear Blood for Blood, Hatebreed and Slayer on your birthday.
But if you buy everyone in the bar a jello shot.
And then dance on the bar to Rob Zombies Pussy Liquor.
You will be forgiven.
....but I must remember....
If youre gonna play rough with a boy, you might wanna take home, youve gotta let him win.
I always forget that.
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heh... tell me again
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Posted:Sep 6, 2012 12:29 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2015 12:19 pm
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That you wanna meet up... and do all these wonderful things....
and then fall off the planet.
Come on now, do it... its fun for me.
And then *hotlist me*
And tell me how sexy I am
And wonder why I dont respond
That girl that answered your phone
She seemed very nice
Minus the pyschotic bitch tone in her voice when I explained whom I was
Musta been a fun night for you
Did she get jealous enough to fuck you
to swallow you whole
to lick your cum off her tits?
Prolly not.
But its cool to see you stop by here
and there
Come on, tell me
You miss me
and all the fun things were gonna go
Maybe this time, we can actually go to dinner
and you can bring Misty
(who the fuck names their after weather)
and Ill show her all the things you like
unless those were all lies too
I promised Id never fall in love with you
I kept my promise
I did not promise to be nice
or keep a secret
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there are things in this world
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Posted:Sep 5, 2012 11:34 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2012 12:06 pm
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I just dont understand.
Maybe Im wired different, but ....
I wont understand joining a fuck site for love.
I wont understand angry profiles or women claiming *they are the def of the word bitch* ... prolly while you sleep alone.
I wont understand sappy love blogs on a fuck site.
I wont understand melancholy attitudes from either sex.
I wont understand one lined emails.
Or anyone that starts a sentence with *sup?*
I wont understand including 3 pics with your email and they are all of your oock.
I will never understand being stood up.
I wont understand the game playing and the lies.
I wont understand girls who uploads pics of their vagina and then complain all they get are cock pics.
I wont understand people who tolerate shit relationships.
Ive never understood cheating.
and Ill never understand boring missionary bed sex with the lights off.
...Im sure Im missing some...
this list may grow at any point.
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