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Toilet paper for sex
Toilet paper for sex Thought I would throw it out there. I have extra here so maybe if we like each other we can work some thing out. Due size can not get 6 foot apart. So thinking more about this how about some pick up lines? Hey baby I got a full package of toilet paper back at my place want to see it? What is the biggest pack of toilet paper you have ever handled? I know sad, but what is your pick up lines?? |
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That’s cute
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Can you sweeten the deal ? Maybe throw in some hand sanitizer ?
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I got some baby wipes, I’m good! Seems like a very good deal. I hope you find someone that needs a good butt cleaning 😘
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I got some baby wipes, I’m good! Seems like a very good deal. I hope you find someone that needs a good butt cleaning 😘 A Man who knows how to use his tongue is extremely useful!
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Can you sweeten the deal ? Maybe throw in some hand sanitizer ?
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Can you sweeten the deal ? Maybe throw in some hand sanitizer ?
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