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purpletrashcan 56F
9461 posts
12/2/2011 9:25 pm

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12/17/2011 8:45 pm

Ho Hum

I have been sick since Thanksgiving Day........what kind of shit is that? I didn't even get to enjoy turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes - I did have pumpkin pie AND pumpkin creme brulee

As if being sick for 8 days straight wasn't enough I got pulled over on my way to cardiac rehab. Really?

I was tooling along singing loudly and off key along with the radio when I passed a cop going the other way........he flipped on his lights and did a U-ey in the middle of the damn road and as I looked around there were no other cars so I knew it was for me. What the heck did I do?

The cop claimed he clocked me at 63 in a 45 and asked if I was in a hurry to go somewhere. I told him no, not in a hurry, just heading to Cardiac Rehab Yes, I played that card.........and apparently it worked since the sweet, kind, benevolent officer let me off with a verbal warning and a promise to slow my ass down.

THANK YOU!

I had already mentally added up that the ticket would be $185 and 2 points on my license.......YIKES!

No fever today.......so maybe I am breaking out of whatever I have - here's hoping. I slept 16 hours Wednesday......who does that? AND........more importantly, I missed Half Nekkid Wednesday *gasp


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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/17/2011 8:45 pm

    Quoting snowdancer2010:
    Cops don't give guys breaks! Sorry you were sick on Thanksgiving! That really sucks!

    I like the pumpkin picture! Good find!
And oh my but that picture is acurate here today (and yesterday) as I have been sick as a dog either still or again. ugggghhhhh!

Maybe female cops would give guys a break, eh?

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/17/2011 8:44 pm

    Quoting bodyandsoulforu:
    What a seductress you are. And you thought it was the rehab card.
LMAO

I wish I was a seductress.......pretty sure it was my pathetic-ness though LOL

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bodyandsoulforu 71M

12/8/2011 8:52 am

What a seductress you are. And you thought it was the rehab card.


purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/6/2011 9:37 pm

    Quoting  :

ROFLMAO

Of course........THATS the problem!

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/5/2011 1:22 pm

    Quoting nil_a_wafer:
    Keep it up and you will doing these posts from "Sing Sing".
LMAO.......ya think they would let me blog from prison?

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/5/2011 1:11 pm

    Quoting _King_Cobb_:
    Glad the cop cut you a break!

    Get better soon!!!
Thank you - I was so surprised with the verbal warning.......I usually have really bad luck. I was very pleased

Feeling better - made it 2 days in a row with no fever now. Damn, I'm on a roll!

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/5/2011 1:10 pm

    Quoting  :

OUCH! That hurts to pay perfectly good money for simply driving a wee bit fast.......LOL

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satsubplus1 64M/43F  
4844 posts
12/4/2011 6:16 pm

Awww no turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes, tisk tisk! You can keep the pumpkin pie and pumpkin creme brulee ... yuk lol.

Um, how he know what speed if in the other direction? ... Glad you played your cards right tho

you missed HNW ... shame on you lol


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
12/4/2011 4:25 pm

I hope you've got over the worse of your sickness
You'll just have to be extra naughty next HNW


nil_a_wafer 74M

12/4/2011 4:01 am

Keep it up and you will doing these posts from "Sing Sing".

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_King_Cobb_ 59M
25441 posts
12/3/2011 9:22 pm

Glad the cop cut you a break!

Get better soon!!!


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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:23 pm

    Quoting  :

Some of the cops around here are not that nice eother.......thank heavens it wasn't the local Barney Fife......I would have gotten a ticket for sure - at the very least.

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:21 pm

    Quoting  :

ROFLMFAO A poopie pervert!

A "lucky" poopie pervert!

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:20 pm

Nope, all cops are not created equal - thank heavens it was NOT our local Barney Fife......I would have gotten a ticket for sure!

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:19 pm

    Quoting fireinheart23454:
    I seem to have a bit o'plague myself. Started on tuesday, just starting to feel human again today. Hope you get over it soon!
The plague........LMAO That sums it up pretty nicely.

Here's hoping we both feel like sunshine ASAP!

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:18 pm

    Quoting rm_bengl66:
    hi Purp
    thanks the nice police man.


LOL.....oh yeah - thanked the nice police man.....LUV the pic!

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:17 pm

    Quoting cableguy20042:
    Sorry to hear you've been ill for so long. I'm glad you seem to be improving! Get well soon!!
    I'm glad to hear you didn't get a ticket. I used the "I have to pee" really bad" excuse years ago when I got pulled over late one night.
Thank you - you are a sweetie....

The "I have to pee really bad" excuse worked? Wow! I will have to file that information away in my memory banks.

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:15 pm

    Quoting 469tall:
    It is that time of year for random illnesses. I have had a congested chest for a couple of weeks. I feel ok and it isn't stopping me from doing anything except maybe sleeping. The clicks and squeaks I hear from my lungs while lying in bed are keeping me awake.

    You need to lighten up on that foot that is sitting on the gas peddle.
Clicks and squeaks coming from your lungs - not a good thing ...... make sure you take care of you.

I have at least temporarily retired my lead foot......feelin' lucky!

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:14 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    Barely getting out of that would slow me down... at least for a few weeks.
Oh yeah........my lead foot has turned into a feather - I know I truly lucked out.

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:13 pm

    Quoting Icre8nrg:
    There has been a 3 week 'bug' going around... I'm half way through it and can't wait to feel better.
    Sorry you're feeling so BLAH!
Three weeks? Your killin' me!

Here's hoping we both get better ASAP

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purpletrashcan 56F
41653 posts
12/3/2011 4:11 pm

    Quoting sweetest_wet:
    lol, cuz you were honest, and cute.

    Sorry to hear you haven't felt good, hope you feel better soon.
Thanks for the get well wishes.......from your lips to God's ears...

LOL I think it was about time I got lucky.....dear, sweet cop!

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rm_19harley86 72M
45446 posts
12/3/2011 8:23 am

All cops ain't bad.

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fireinheart23454 51M
7517 posts
12/3/2011 7:35 am

I seem to have a bit o'plague myself. Started on tuesday, just starting to feel human again today. Hope you get over it soon!

"You can't fix stupid...."


rm_bengl66 61M
7288 posts
12/3/2011 6:41 am

hi Purp
thanks the nice police man.




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cableguy20042 51M
8823 posts
12/3/2011 6:31 am

Sorry to hear you've been ill for so long. I'm glad you seem to be improving! Get well soon!!
I'm glad to hear you didn't get a ticket. I used the "I have to pee" really bad" excuse years ago when I got pulled over late one night.


469tall 74M
16824 posts
12/3/2011 1:33 am

It is that time of year for random illnesses. I have had a congested chest for a couple of weeks. I feel ok and it isn't stopping me from doing anything except maybe sleeping. The clicks and squeaks I hear from my lungs while lying in bed are keeping me awake.

You need to lighten up on that foot that is sitting on the gas peddle.



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hippiechick1967 58F  
13154 posts
12/2/2011 10:44 pm

Barely getting out of that would slow me down... at least for a few weeks.

Elevate me...


Icre8nrg 51M

12/2/2011 9:51 pm

There has been a 3 week 'bug' going around... I'm half way through it and can't wait to feel better.
Sorry you're feeling so BLAH!


sweetest_wet 60F

12/2/2011 9:44 pm

lol, cuz you were honest, and cute.

Sorry to hear you haven't felt good, hope you feel better soon.

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