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Swimming in Wolverhampton and Stourbridge.
Posted:Aug 17, 2010 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2022 5:50 am
I am very very tired.
Yesterday my family and I visited a large swimming pool in Wolverhampton. A fantastic experience. My are learning to swim and enjoying every minute. Our youngest simply slept through the whole experience, either in my arms or Jess's. The pool has a wave machine that re-creates the sea with 2m waves. Wow.
Today we were going to go back, but it seems everyone else had the same idea. It was too full for a good long session, so we went to the Crystal Leisure centre in Stourbridge. It was just as packed but we got a longer session. Again our youngest slept and the other two were well behaved. This place also has a wave machine, slides and a bubble pool. The bubble pool is better than the one in Wolves. Bubbles like a hundred tiny punches in the back. Feels good. I prefer the Wolves place, simply because half the roads are closed for roadworks in Wolves at the moment. As a result, driving the short distance to Stourbridge was a lengthy trial of my patience. Stourbridge could also do with a few new clothes lockers and more gents changing cubicles. That said, I love both places and the commitment of the staff to a great experience makes up for a lot of niggles.

The picture? That's unconnected with swimming. It's the progress on my bicycle trailer. I'm making it in two parts so that I can get it in and out of the house though our front door. So far I have a strong light plywood box on top of the metal tow frame.
Progress with the garden
Posted:Aug 8, 2010 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2022 5:50 am
Well regular readers will know that we've moved into a house with a garden. Here is a picture of the garden, taken earlier today. Not too much has been done recently. The and I have been clearing the soil of broken glass, pottery and sharps. We're taking things a square foot at a time. There's so much rubbish.
Still, for the small amount of ground that we have cleared the progress is good. Plants I have planted are growing....and loads that I didn't plant too.
Ice skates
Posted:Aug 6, 2010 4:00 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2010 4:08 pm
Ouch, ouch ouch.
So the family and I went to the local ice rink. It was the first time my two seven year olds had been ice skating. Four hours and a few big blisters later I had them confidently doing circuits of the rink. Amazing confidence, I'm so proud. Even though they both saw a guy fall over and smash his head in.

Oh yes, the picture shows work in progress on my bicycle trailer trolley. There's a long way to go before it's done but I'm loving the challenges of designing it so far.
Progress report.....
Posted:Aug 2, 2010 9:04 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2010 6:12 pm

OK, so first things first. Jess has ignored the advances of her ex-colleague that wanted to shag her to the point of exhaustion. I'm relieved because it means I don't have to drive her to Stoke on bloody Trent to meet him. Jess wasn't comfortable with the fact that he wanted a meeting without his mrs knowing. She beats him up and their marriage is technically on the rocks, but still. Seems honesty is beyond them. I would have been happy to entertain his Mrs whilst he had is way with Jess. Never mind.......

As I type this, my youngest is sleeping peacefully, strapped to my chest in a baby sling thing. Wearing my is so bloody cool. The sling gives me the feeling of a tight chest, and I suffer some of the feelings Jess went through in pregnancy. However, nothing feels as good as being a father and a good one at that.
So much for that, I'm an addict......
Posted:Jul 27, 2010 8:49 am
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2010 7:03 pm

Well I'm back again. So much for abstaining from this site.

Not much to say on the subject of sex. Jess was contacted recently by an ex colleague who's been having wet dreams about her and wants to experience her in real life. Hmmm, interesting. I'm guessing it will go no further but the gesture is appreciated.

Yesterday I purchased a bicycle trailer with a few differences. One is that it weighs a lot more than the average trailer for carrying small or a bag. The trailer can carry 150 kg. Not sure either I or my bicycle is up to that task, but what the heck.
I got it on that famous auction website and spent four hours putting it together from the kit. It's a basic thing and needs a lockable box on top to complete it. When it's complete I'll be able to go shopping with it perhaps.
That's all folks......
Posted:Jul 5, 2010 4:56 am
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2022 5:50 am

OK, so the time for play has passed.
I think I'm a dad now, nothing more and nothing less.
I think that's been the case for a long time now, since before I met Jess, I just didn't know it. How else would I be so adept at typing with the one hand whilst cradling my with my left arm?
Hell, I can type as fast with one hand as some do with two....
I'm not deleting my account, that might kill the blog entries I've worked so hard on. I'm just going away and perhaps not coming back.
Thanks to all who've bothered to read me and write back. Good luck and good hunting.
Mystical powers.
Posted:Jul 3, 2010 7:44 am
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2022 5:50 am

Well as regular readers may know, I'm not just a member of this site. I have profiles on a number of adult chat sites. Some of them are for swingers, some are for just gay chat. OK, so what you might say. Well I'm in the habit of setting the chat running on several sites at once.....and then running off to make something in the kitchen. My sleeps in his bouncer in the kitchen or our play room. Our computer is running in the lounge. It has the sound switched off and my can not see it running.
My baby seems to have the ability to detect an opening private chat window. He chuckles if it's someone interesting and starts to cry if it's a tosser. He gets quiet if the chat window is closed.I tested it by walking back into the lounge and watching the chat requests come in whilst listening to my in the play room. Not sure if this superpower is a blessing or a curse. I guess he can always become a call centre team leader.
He also seems to know if Jess is pissed off, even when he's miles away in the car with me. Spooky
A visit from another man.....
Posted:Jul 1, 2010 11:33 am
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2022 5:50 am

Last Sunday, my wife and I played about as Swingers. On the Saturday evening we made love for hours. I licked, caressed and fucked until Jess came. This got her in the mood for more cock.
We've had profiles on another swinger site, and I have actively encouraged Jess to find other men to fuck, since she allows me the same freedom. To this end she'd found a nice chap from Birmingham who was willing to drive over on Sunday for a session alone with her. Telephone numbers were exchanged and addresses confirmed on the sat night.
Well it was more like the early hours of Sunday morning, 2am, the wishing hour. The time when the tired and drunk wish they were not alone or perhaps a little more sober.
As my cock throbbed in her pussy, Jess made a call to Mr Sunday night, and we had a kind of threesome. Fifteen minutes of intense pounding and gasping. We all came hard.
Very damn hot in my opinion.
Sunday rolled around, and we put the to bed, then I sat upstairs as Jess entertained Mr Sunday night downstairs in our lounge. Jess wore a nice tie-dye dress with a nice bra and skimpy panties.....but not for long. Over the next few hours he took her every which way. Licking, fisting and penetration.
All the while I watched the and did some accountancy.
Once the were asleep, Jess's orgasmic moaning started drifting up faintly through the bedroom floor.
Dealing with racist comments......
Posted:Jun 17, 2010 4:36 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2010 4:28 pm

Jess has to wade through a virtual sea of ignorance and stupidity in order to meet just a few nice people. I just witnessed my wife getting attacked by a racist via the Instant messenger. He demanded to know where she was from and then called swore and called her a member of one of the Indian countries. I could be more precise than that but I'm damned if I'll reduce myself to his racist language.

Gee, so that's real nice.... we return to the town that we love and get bombarded with racist abuse again. We left Wolverhampton in 2007 to Texas to get away from the threats, violence and abuse. The experience has cost my family and I, some fifty thousand pounds sterling in relocation costs. I don't dare imagine how much it might cost us in the long run.

We report these undesirable individuals when they turn up on the chat, report their conversations and racist profiles but it's hard to ban them.
When they turn up in the local town community, throwing rocks etc, the police seem powerless to defend us. I wonder how can deal with their trouble in the future?
Building a garden.....
Posted:Jun 15, 2010 11:11 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2010 4:58 pm
Well work on the garden is going well. I'm slowly turning the mess and neglect into a city herb and flower garden. My end goal is to have a nice place to sit and enjoy peace and quiet, and to grow a few things to eat. It's a fine ambition anyway.
Posted:Jun 11, 2010 11:39 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2010 4:43 pm
At last, after over a year we have a house with a garden. It's not big by many standards, but it's big enough to grow all the food we want. Even if we grow all we want, we still have room for a small pizza oven and some place to sit.
I think I'll re-create parts of my old herb garden in my first house and parts of my grandparent's house in Birmingham. I also draw some inspiration from my late great uncle. He had a superb garden and the ability to get anything to grow.
For now it's just an ill-defined area of scrub land with a fence on three sides. I've been clearing the overgrown area of convulvulus and brambles. Soon I'll build a compost bin and a pizza oven.
My plan with the pizza oven is to use cement, wire and fire clay to build it. For extra bulk and speed I'll make use of old uncrushed drinks cans. Provided I stack them right and fill them to avoid voids that might explode, I can make a nice shaped oven on a really low budget.
Give me steam
Posted:Jun 5, 2010 4:37 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2022 5:50 am
Today was a good day. My family and I took a walk to our local city park here in Wolverhampton, West Park. Today was the steam fair. The event was fantastic. Lots of vintage steam engines and other forms of transport. There was an extensive collection of displays, stalls and fairground attractions. The weather couldn't have been better. Blazing hot sun with enough dull periods to save me from extensive skin grafts.
Friendly locals.....
Posted:Jun 2, 2010 9:39 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2010 5:51 pm

It's strange how some areas are. We're in a friendly place at the moment. Jess had a profile for a while and was astounded by the number of people who were prepared to say hello. Compare this to the way things were for her in the states. NY men. Shame on you for not bothering.

Now as I type this, I can hear the merry sound of Chavs fighting over.....erm.... Well I'm not sure what they're fighting over. They're drunk and not exactly coherent. Lets just assume they're fighting over an empty bottle of Tennant's. I'm just hoping they don't damage my car.

Anyhow, for a while, Jess has had another profile on this site. I encouraged her to use it to find men to date on the side. Very hot. Unlike the good old US of A, she was in the chat, unable to keep up with the crowd of horny UK men trying to get into her knickers.
After an afternoon of chatting she finally picked a nice guy who drove 60 miles to see her last weekend. She had a nice long date with him, mostly in his Rover 75. I assumed they'd make out and perhaps fuck, but in the end he was too honourable. They spent the night kissing and chatting. Still very sexy. Jess enjoyed being out with another man and the freedom to fuck. I enjoyed a seven hour hard on. She came back hornier than ever and then drove me wild by telling me she wasn't going to fuck me on a date night unless she had enjoyed a fuck from her date first. my hard-on continued.

In return for letting her see other men, Jess said that I should see other people too. However I've been too idle. I get my rocks off seeing her get ready for a date and then go out with another horny local. The notion of other men driving my wife around is a little concerning. Too many men drive with little regard for others. However I know that's just my own stupid arrogance. Statistically she's in just as much danger in the car with me at the wheel.

Anyhow, mid week we had a crisis of conscience and closed our fooling around accounts. It was triggered by a few messages from guys that looked erm....well like criminals high on their own supplies. Fingers crossed we'll return to our antics when we've had some time to cool off.

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