How important is sexual safety?
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Posted:May 10, 2014 9:17 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2015 7:46 pm
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I am just curious as to what others think about sexual safety?
Would you be willing to take a chance with someone you just met if you did not have any form of protection?
I cannot fathom anyone in this day and age doing that, but I know that there are those who just do not think before they act. My youngest is almost 22 and some of her friends have told me that they have met guys and have had sex with them right away. A majority are not worried about getting anything or even getting pregnant.
It just seems stupid to me for anyone to take such a chance. I maybe horny, but I am not that horny that I would risk my health.
What do you think?
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When is the last time you really looked at yourself?
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Posted:Apr 17, 2014 2:09 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2014 9:55 pm
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I look at myself in the mirror and often wonder where the time has gone. Yet for some odd reason, I get hit on more now than I did when I was 25. I cannot figure that one out at all. I am not trying to brag or anything of the sort, because when I look at myself in the mirror I see an older woman.
A couple of weeks ago, I took my and back to the university that they go to. A group of their friends and I sat down and was chatting. Topics of all sorts came out which I thought was amusing. From sex to drinking.
This young man walked up to us (Joe) and I said to him that it was nice to see him looking more alive. (Last time I had seen him, he had such a horrible hangover he looked like death warmed over). He stopped and looked me over and then asked me when that was and I told him around Thanksgiving. He then asked me if I was a student. I said no, then told him I had brought so and so back from spring break.
I got up and went to the ladies room and when I came back, that particular young man was gone. My who is almost 26 had this pissed off look on his face and my had this grin on hers. I asked what I had missed and a friend of theirs piped up that Joe made several comments about how hot and sexy I was and that he would love to sink his pole into my fishing box. That young man was not aware that I was the mother of two of those young adults sitting there.
I guess my came unglued when he heard what Joe said. I was told later that Joe thought I was the older sister.....yeah right, maybe he was drunk still. I did find this all a bit funny.
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Blow jobs
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Posted:Mar 11, 2014 1:22 am
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2014 7:37 pm
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When a woman or a man gives a blow job, should she or he swallow or spit? As for myself, I always swallow.
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Horny
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Posted:Mar 11, 2014 1:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2014 8:52 pm
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What is a girl suppose to do when she is so hot and horny and there is not a single male around to take care of her needs? This seems to be the norm lately. 
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Valentines Day
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Posted:Feb 20, 2014 1:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2014 1:15 am
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I had the most fantastic Valentines Day possible. I ended up getting doubled fucked by two really great guys. It had to be by far the most delicious day by far. I had one in my mouth, while the other was in my hot wet pussy. They then switched and we fucked and sucked for a while, then it was DP in my ass. I came so hard that I soaked the bed. It was really great.
One of these days I am going to get involved in a gang bang.....lol
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How do I convince him?
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Posted:Feb 4, 2014 10:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2014 1:21 am
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I swear to God, I am married to the most hard headed German. I have told him over and over that now that I am an older woman, yes I said older woman, that I need more time to get well you know ready for sex. He thinks foreplay is something a woman does only for the man, because he certainly does not want to spend much time getting me ready.
I love sex, but dammit, I need time to get wet, but he just will not listen. Last night he crams his fingers in my pussy and just like all the other times here lately, he tears me apart. It is like sand paper and it causes me to bleed and then the fun is ruined, just like the sheets on the bed. Then he wonders why I do not want to make out with him.
Oh I am just venting.
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Been a rough tough few days
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Posted:Jan 28, 2014 10:54 pm
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2014 10:48 pm
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How do you cope with the loss of a loved one? How do you help others cope when you feel like you are sinking like a ship? I tell you this, sometimes is sucks being an adult. What sucks worst is the fact that my brothers only was killed in an accident, and they cannot figure out why yet.
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Some really funny comeback to rude people.
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Posted:Jan 18, 2014 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2014 11:44 pm
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Only comeback I'd ever had the pleasure of making myself was at a Walgreens. I was behind some bitch in line who was generally trying to make the cashier's job a living nightmare, berating the girl, insisting she'd been given the incorrect amount of change, etc. The poor girl behind the counter was just trying to be nice and get through a single bad customer.
After she said something about "The worst help I've ever had" I just replied "Hey, give the lady a break." Not overtly hostile, but she hardly turned to me and sneered "Why don't you mind your own business?"
With all the quick-thinking I could muster, I just responded "Lady, I'm a veterinarian. Bitches are my business." The few amassed customers and the cashier looked like they were gonna lose it- the lady gave me a glare that could chill bones, but she decided to just ignore me for the rest of her transaction- but she hightailed it out of that fucking Walgreen's.In hindsight, I'm pretty lucky she didn't escalate the conflict.
I was late for class and my lecturer tried to embarrass me by saying "Nice of you to join us we were just defining female sexual pleasure" and then I said "so was I". I've never felt so dapper.
My proudest moment in comebacks. Me and my friend were in a movie theater bathroom taking a piss. He always likes to try and make me feel uncomfortable in public places so he says "What's wrong with your dick man? It has a red ring around it you should get it checked out." Without missing a beat I go "Yeah it's your mother's lipstick." Dumbstruck silence from my friend while the man next to us is shaking with laughter. As we leave the bathroom we walk past the guy and he's telling his friends what I had said. It was very rewarding.
I was once in a hotel elevator headed down to the lobby. I took out my phone to get directions to the bar where I was meeting my friends.
A woman in the elevator, who was part of a group of people I don't know, sneered at my phone and said "Ugh I hate technology."
To which I replied, "then why aren't you taking the stairs?" Her friends erupted in laughter and she was completely destroyed.
I was at a local sandwich shop on my lunch break one day, and while I was eating, a man in his twenties came up to me (a male) and said hello. I kindly responded back with a hello, to which he said "You look really sharp," (I was wearing slacks, a dress shirt and tie). I thanked him for the compliment, but he wasn't done.
He said, "I don't normally do this, but I figured I might as well give it a shot. Would you like to ever go out to dinner with me sometime?" Me, being the heterosexual male I am, just said, "Thank you for the compliment, but no thank you." He said okay and walked out, leaving me to finish my sandwich.
One thing about this sandwich shop is its right next to a high school, so high schoolers frequent it at lunch time, and this day was no different. As I finish my sandwich I proceed to walk out. Next to the exit is a group of 3 guys from the local school, and as I pass, one of them looks up at me, snickers, and says, "Fag."
Now, how do you react to a 15 year old punk calling you a fag? You certainly can't lecture them, because it will just go in one ear and out another. You can't yell at them, because it makes you look their age. What should I do?
Without even thinking, I turned around, looked at his sandwich, grabbed it and took a huge bite. I chewed it slowly, put it back on his plate, and walked away not saying a word. His face was priceless; just a blank stare at his plate with a gaping mouth. All his two friends could muster out through their wheezing laughs were, "Oh shiiiiiit." The never said a word. I never turned around; just walked back to my car and left.
I had a math teacher in high school who was well known for his outstanding ability to compute fairly complex calculations in his head. He rarely made errors, when he did he usually caught it before the rest of the class did. One day he didn't and this girl pipes up in the back of the class, and tells him he made an error. Naturally he checks his work and she is correct. He thanks her and tries to move on with the lesson. For the next minute the girl said some of the most hurtful things I imagine a teacher could hear. I dont remember the details but I remember her last sentence was "I cant believe you made such a huge mistake". He took a moment, thought about what she said, turned his back to her and said "now your parents and I have something in common." She got up quietly and dropped the class that day.
Oh man I have a good one! It was in my U.S. History class in high school. There were those students who were always noisy and obnoxious. They'd also pick on the teacher. He was a lighthearted 60-something old man with neat white hair. He had a great sense of humor so he never gave it much thought. One day, one of loud dudes was like "Hey Mr. Morgan, you know you look exactly like Colonel Sanders?", to which he quickly responded "Is that why your mom says I'm so finger licking good?"
on an NYC subway car my grandma's friend was sitting with her and as they were talking, her friend absent mindedly started staring at a young group of men. Trying to be tough one of them called over to her, saying "hey old woman what the hell are you lookin at?", and without missing a beat she replied "I'm not sure but when I figure it out I'll let you know".
Was out one time with a very good friend of mine, some friends and their friends.
Anyway I just happen that these two very nice looking girls were left with me and my mate while rest of the others were getting drinks or food.
We all just did the usual small talk and then it died off, those 'hot' girls were really not interested in us regular looking blokes.
So after about 5mins of uncomfortable silence and ho humming.
One of the girls looking around says out loud to the other girl making sure we hear it as well. "I wonder where all the good looking guys are at?"
I instantly thought "you low scum bitch!" as if that was not directed at us, and my mate who had some self-esteem issues as it was just started to hang his head slowly and slouch.
Without missing a beat I retorted "they are all probably with all the good looking girls."
My mate wore the widest grin I had ever seen, and I obviously had a smirk on my face I could not hide.
So the two "hot" girls made humph sound and excused themselves never to be seen again.
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This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.
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Posted:Jan 18, 2014 12:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2014 10:49 pm
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I posted this several years ago, and at the urging of a few friends I am re-posting.
OK NOW JUST REMEMBER, MEN ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, THIS IS JUST A JOKE, I REPEAT JUST A JOKE.
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. I will win.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers, as a form of holy communion.
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole program looking for it...though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator...(applies to engineers mainly).
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, hunting, sex, cars, sex, tractors, sex, fishing, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the film. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2014, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.... like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.
REMEMBER I LOVE MEN.
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OMG! Am I a man?
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Posted:Jan 17, 2014 12:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2014 11:49 pm
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I guess I need to change my profile, because some dude just told me that after reading it, he was not sure if he was tracking 3 men or a man with a cow wearing shoes....lol
Now that is a first. Last time I checked, or when my husband checked or my FWB checked I was all natural female. The only thing on me that is not me, is the color of my hair....lol
I guess he was mad because I put on there that I am not looking for new playmates right now.
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This really sucks!!!!!
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Posted:Jan 14, 2014 12:00 am
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2014 1:27 am
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Now I remember why I do not do a whole heck of a lot on this site. When did they take away the free flirt thing for standard members?
I have tried to send flirts to friends to let them know I am still around and each time I am asked to pay money for that. Now that really sucks and not in a good way at all.
Us poor girls just can't catch a break....lol
SO IF YOU SEND ME A FLIRT AND I DO NOT RESPOND BACK, BLAME IT ON RED TAPE.
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Long term friendship
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Posted:Jan 2, 2014 7:50 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2014 11:25 pm
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I have been involved in a FWB relationship for the past eight years now. During those years this particular man sure has given me some very mixed messages.
I will admit that I am head over heels crazy for him, yet I feel the same way about my husband. My friend is also married, but it has not been a good one for a while now. (Yes my husband knows about him and partakes in the fun at times)
So about 10 days ago, he makes a comment to me that if he and his wife were to ever spit, he would never remarry. It just came out of the blue which I thought was odd.
We continued to chat for a while longer and he asked my why I did not play with the other men that I had played with before. I said that I found it more enjoyable to be with someone I really cared about and trusted and respected verses just fucking around. He then said that he had other women he could play with, but he felt the same way.
Then he said yes there are other women, but then he turns around and tells me that he has not been with them in years. I get so confused sometimes as to why he talks this way.
I wonder sometimes if he is in love with me and is trying to convince himself that he is not. Once when he had surgery and was somewhat high on pain meds he called and told me that he loved me, yet then he said I had been dreaming....lol
Oh forgive me, I am just kind of rambling on is on, I guess thinking out loud.
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