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ineedyounow55 63F
1589 posts
12/30/2013 11:58 pm
New Years


So what are your plans for the New Year? As for myself, I plan on getting my ass back into shape. That shape would be a cock...lol

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."



I hope you all have a Happy New Years.

I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!



pleaseurass69 53M
83 posts
12/31/2013 12:23 am

A blonde is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over.

The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No".

His breathalyzer equipment is broken so he radios the station and asks what to do.

The cop at the station says "Is she a blonde driving a lipstick red corvette?" and the cop replies "Yes". So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your dick as you walk up to her".

So the cop does exactly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his dick. The blonde "sighs" and says "Please not another breathalyzer test!"


FreddyArmstrong 28M
10 posts
12/31/2013 12:08 am

Haha Funny, and Happy new year.


Owatalife 65M
1711 posts
12/31/2013 12:08 am

Great joke!.....Have A Happy Horny New Year.


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