I Work With a Couple Like That
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Posted:Apr 24, 2016 11:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2016 11:08 am
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Does any one else have coworkers who really wear them out or do almost nothing? Horror stories are welcome.
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That Makes Me Wince
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Posted:Apr 24, 2016 6:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2016 10:55 am
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Even though I was too young to remember being circumcised and this is a cartoon, it still makes me shudder looking at it. 
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I Need About a Half Dozen of Those
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Posted:Apr 23, 2016 7:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2016 10:57 am
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Hang those on your car doors and that should make it safe, or attract a hand's on crowd. I can just see some disgruntled hotel employee putting these on every door at 3:30AM some morning, lol. 
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That is so Sad
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Posted:Apr 21, 2016 7:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2016 9:08 pm
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Do you really need a kit for that? That kind of makes it a chore instead of pleasure.
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What the Heck is That?
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Posted:Apr 21, 2016 6:53 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2016 9:08 pm
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Is it a , a duck, or is that what a unicorn actually looks like? I know it's childish but I laughed when I saw it none the less, call me childish, i can't be offended. 
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Spelling is Very Important
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Posted:Apr 20, 2016 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2016 10:57 am
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Some spelling mistakes in the English language can have really bad repercussions. I am not a spelling fascist by any means, but you get my drift after seeing this. 
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A Year and a Half Gone
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Posted:Apr 20, 2016 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2016 9:07 pm
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Maxine knows what she is talking about, lol, bless her heart. Haven't logged on in a year and a half, life is so busy these days and priorities change so much, hope everyone is still doing fine.
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And Yet Another Groaner
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Posted:Sep 3, 2014 1:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2016 4:01 pm
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A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
"Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding, and went on with his reading.
A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly, and remained silent for several minutes.
Finally the rabbi quietly observed, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it!"
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Please Don't Boo Me
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Posted:Sep 3, 2014 1:51 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 1:15 am
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A turkey was chatting with a bull.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there
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In Honor Of The Coming Football Season
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Posted:Sep 1, 2014 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 1:15 am
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas
and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man
replied, it’s fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm
ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie
score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal,
I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
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Have You Ever Been Here?
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Posted:Sep 1, 2014 12:32 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2014 1:25 pm
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Well, at least it looks like there is hope now for all of us, lol.  Shit Creek is just a state of mind, it will get better if you make it so.  So my partners in crime, start paddling! 
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I Used To Love School House Rock
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Posted:Sep 1, 2014 10:04 am
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2014 7:46 pm
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Oh those were the days, Saturday morning cartoons, and all the little jingles and ditties they used to have on there to teach us little lessons about so many different topics, I'm just a bill was one of my favorites. Little did we know as how jacked up our adult leaders actually were.
Any other fans out there? If those little jingles and songs were redone today, how messed up would they be? Cynical? Total Bullshit propaganda? Or so politically correct they would make you gag? I would hope they would be instructive and useful, but I'm still an idealist at times. A mighty Conjunction Junction day to you!
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