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Minnesota city/town names and sex.  

Prof10001 62M  
7298 posts
2/2/2022 4:33 am

Last Read:
2/4/2022 3:50 am

Minnesota city/town names and sex.

If you want to get MOORHEAD, take your GOLDENROD JOHNSON, and BALL BLUFF towards your woman's BUSH LANDING and get ready to get ERHARD. Don't be EMBARRASS if she has SLEEPY EYE. Get her UNDERWOOD and start SEXTON. Don't forget to nibble on her CLAPPERS and BEAVER for some GOOD THUNDER! Soon she will start CUMMING and CLIMAX...

If not, REMER in the KIESTER!

Prof10001 62M  
4094 posts
2/2/2022 4:34 am

All names in CAPS are actual MN CITY/TOWN names.

author51 59F  
130010 posts
2/2/2022 5:42 am

We have a CLIMAX here in Canada too sexy Prof.. That was such a fun read. I can not stop laughing at all the names and the innuendoes...xoxo
Too bad our Climax's were not closer sexy man.

JDMurray123 58M
3580 posts
2/2/2022 8:22 am

Made me laugh as well, and can't help but pass along lovely, ACTUAL places in Newfoundland, Canada, no shit!! GOOGLE THEM!!
Joe Batt's Arm, Dildo, Blow Me Down, Red Head Cove, Witless Bay., and the best one Come By Chance.

Have a great day!!

staci_19702 52T  
3767 posts
2/2/2022 10:10 am

That’s funny! I hope they don’t change them.
Texas has some interesting ones. One of favs is a small town called Loop. About 30 miles away is a town called Pool.

Have a great day! 💋

daddysmichele 48F  
1096 posts
2/6/2022 1:40 pm

If you take highway 141 north from Green Bay Wisconsin you'll pass Brown Road to get to Beaver, and then you'll end up in Pound. All actual places.

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