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The 'Talking Out Your Arse' post
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The 'Talking Out Your Arse' post  Ahhh...I so love to talk out of my arse; Completely random drivel, pointless factoids and general mundaneness - Just peruse my blog for proof  So...I was thinking as I enjoy it so much, I thought that I would give you all a chance to join me in conversing complete bollocks for all and sundry to see. Yes, here it is, your chance to air your thoughts on any random subject whatsoever, be it politics, the weather or else the intrinsic merits of existentialism - throw your comments into this box and let us talk shit together  |
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lol You mean of the swingy sack variety? Strange things.....I have often wondered if we males would look better without them leaving just the penis  Perhaps it would be tidier if our testes were to be kept internally. Incidentally, did you know that some eastern martial arts masters claim to be able to voluntarily draw up their testes into their bodies in order to protect them? 
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lol Molly - Guilty as charged - it is indeed my arse  Notice also, how well house trained I am - I always remember to replace the toilet seat down 
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Hmmmm..is that a kind of tricky exercise?  I can smell a CIA conspiracy here - so, convince me that is your cute ass!!! ~~I may be no better, but at least I am different.~~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau ~~Stop by my adventure land ~♑~Reambiguating the world~♑~  
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Hmmmm..is that a kind of tricky exercise? I can smell a CIA conspiracy here - so, convince me that is your cute ass!!! Whoever thought that taking a pic of one's own backside could prove so fraught with difficulty?
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I'm with you 1000% on that sentiment Caf; They're a pack of bastards one and all! 
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lol DG  Now this is indeed a tricky one, not least of all due to the restraints of time.... Luckily however, my middle name happens to be MacGyver so I would combine said items in a largely improbable manner to make a field expedient, full military spec Humvee
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Thank you Sandra  And may I hastily add that you most certainly do to 
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lol Naughty - It is an arse that has served me well throughout my life indeed....in fact, some would say that I've spent most of my life sitting on it
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Hmmm...maple syrup on my bum you say? Can I add some hundreds and thousands for full decoration? lol
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Bullocks? what's that? *scratches head*
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 oh please cum over to ireland and il tell you in private with out of these perves listening to us nice ass =P
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lol I think it would look quite delightful in a cake shop window
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Bullocks? what's that? *scratches head* )
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oh please cum over to ireland and il tell you in private with out of these perves listening to us nice ass =P
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9/3/2010 5:35 am |
You gotta go to my blog to see my "talking out me arse"  You will know exactly which one too ... and OMFG gimme some of that! Yum...My hand, your ass ... a perfect combination xx Trouble is...as Trouble does   
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9/4/2010 5:42 am |
Hell yeah ........ I second that emotion!!!! Nice arse!
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Raining you say? Thunder on the way to? *Booking flight tickets as I type this*
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lol Paris I shall reply with an equally typically blokey response; Concise, blunt and to the point.......'Yep!'
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You gotta go to my blog to see my "talking out me arse" You will know exactly which one too ... and OMFG gimme some of that! Yum...My hand, your ass ... a perfect combination xx Your hand and my arse.....you intend to spank me? (Mmmmm!)
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Hell yeah ........ I second that emotion!!!! Nice arse!
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lol Paris - I think that my blokey skills must be a bit rusty  Overtly I need to send out some coarse, grammatically incoherent, cut and paste emails to random ladies on here, enquiring as to if they'd care to engage in impromptu, illicit sexual relations with me lol
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everyone speaks thru their ass
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Ok, I am more of a shoulders girl...but jeez. Are you trying to make me move out there? Maybe Dawn French will give me job. I am pretty funny and the UK can use a smart ass American to do all the bit sterotypical parts. I'm in. ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real
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everyone speaks thru their ass
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Ok, I am more of a shoulders girl...but jeez. Are you trying to make me move out there? Maybe Dawn French will give me job. I am pretty funny and the UK can use a smart ass American to do all the bit sterotypical parts. I'm in.
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lol You'd love it here - you'd be pampered all day, caressed tenderly, and treated like a true queen - by yours truly ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real
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Hello, I have to say here you have a interesting blog on the uses of the toilet. lol Ah, the toilet....a place of true solitude and enlightenment - well, I think so at least
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I looove this picture of yours! It really turns me on!
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Thank you good sir and welcome to my blog
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lol Sasha - By all means m'lady - give it a grab
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Can I touch more than the ass... xx
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Then I must confess now, every single inch of you is wonderful you truly are much better in the flesh... totally amazing to touch and be touched by xxxx
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I think talking out of your arse is one of the finer things in life..too bad sometimes when I talk out of mine someone wants to put a foot up it...ha.ha
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I think talking out of your arse is one of the finer things in life..too bad sometimes when I talk out of mine someone wants to put a foot up it...ha.ha
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I looove this picture of yours! It really turns me on!
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talking out ur arse eh? hmmm, let me give this a try, tho normally i leave it to men... 1. hawt ass (as expressed by many femmes) 2. if u and lorraine keep up that sexy talk and makin me jealous, i'm gonna book a flight over there to join in lol 3. (the most random of all) TACOS Pleas vote for me on BustyBettyBoop's poll [post 3146357] Pack Alpha   
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talking out ur arse eh? hmmm, let me give this a try, tho normally i leave it to men... 1. hawt ass (as expressed by many femmes) 2. if u and lorraine keep up that sexy talk and makin me jealous, i'm gonna book a flight over there to join in lol 3. (the most random of all) TACOS
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lol Thank you Too
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mmmmmm now the body is far too good to share, will have to keep that all to myself and the guy himself is wow far far too good for me to share.... xxxx and i was lookin forward to seein the rest of that sexy bodyPleas vote for me on BustyBettyBoop's poll [post 3146357] Pack Alpha
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Welcome to my blog Triad Arses are some fine things lol
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Thank you JD and welcome to my blog
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That is a lovely arse and I would do bad things to it.
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That is a lovely arse and I would do bad things to it.
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lol Thank you
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wow
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wow
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Thank you It is indeed my humble derrier
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1/27/2011 11:54 am |
Talking out of your arse ??mmmmmmm I can visualize many things to do with that scrumptious piece of art .giggles.....
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That's a mighty fine ass you have there.
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Talking out of your arse ??mmmmmmm I can visualize many things to do with that scrumptious piece of art .giggles.....
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That's a mighty fine ass you have there.
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2/15/2011 11:46 am |
oh my.. that's hooottt
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oh my.. that's hooottt
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lol Perhaps if I change the pic to one of my feet or something it might prompt more varied discussion Hmmmm....toes...now there's a subject; Aren't they odd little things?
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2/19/2011 9:50 am |
awesome.......
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awesome.......
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Thank you Ray and welcome to my blog
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2/21/2011 4:09 pm |
why do women ask for men to be generous with gifts on this site, lol stupid go to craigslist with that
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2/23/2011 9:54 pm |
"Incidentally, did you know that some eastern martial arts masters claim to be able to voluntarily draw up their testes into their bodies in order to protect them?" Somehow, I think the only way for me to believe this, is to see it for myself!! I do have to say this have been a very enlightening blog!! Much needed after a long day!! I can't say much about your bum, although, I have NO DOUBT it is very fine indeed!!
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why do women ask for men to be generous with gifts on this site, lol stupid go to craigslist with that  lol This site should introduce virtual 'shoes' along with the 'flowers'
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"Incidentally, did you know that some eastern martial arts masters claim to be able to voluntarily draw up their testes into their bodies in order to protect them?" Somehow, I think the only way for me to believe this, is to see it for myself!! I do have to say this have been a very enlightening blog!! Much needed after a long day!! I can't say much about your bum, although, I have NO DOUBT it is very fine indeed!! lol Here's another bizarre martial arts fact: There apparently exists a Chinese chi exercise of lifting heavy weights with the penis alone; In fact the record holder managed to lift a staggering 75kg barbell for 10 seconds in this manner 
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2/24/2011 9:15 am |
Sounds like I need to go to China.. They do rather interesting tests!!
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Sounds like I need to go to China.. They do rather interesting tests!!
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Thank you  And may I say that you look mighty fine all over
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2/25/2011 3:25 pm |
What a powerful penis it would be!!
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Yes....I love converse together... A small french TITENOVICE et Mon sac fesses Mon recueil Il y a des jours comme a et Site de rencontres [post 3089927]  It is a time to fight and another to enjoy harmony TITENOVICE [post 3089927]
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Yes....I love converse together... A small french TITENOVICE I'm always up for conversing
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And what a sweet ass you have!
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And what a sweet ass you have! Welcome to my my blog 
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Thank you Evan and welcome to my blog
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very nice pictures! Turns me on!
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Thank you Stand and welcome to my blog
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Welcome to my blog Suck
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why would a guy prefer to jerk off in his car in front of strangers who don't want to see him jerking off instead of doing so for his gf (who would like to watch that sort of thing). this guy also professes to have low sexual desires (only putting out once a month as a chore) unless he's in the car and in front of strangers (only when the mood strikes him which is suppose to be like once every 6 months... but i don't believe it). we use to have sex... and this relationship is only 3 months old. what gives? so frustrated.
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why would a guy prefer to jerk off in his car in front of strangers who don't want to see him jerking off instead of doing so for his gf (who would like to watch that sort of thing). this guy also professes to have low sexual desires (only putting out once a month as a chore) unless he's in the car and in front of strangers (only when the mood strikes him which is suppose to be like once every 6 months... but i don't believe it). we use to have sex... and this relationship is only 3 months old. what gives? so frustrated. I'm very sorry to hear of the frustration you are presently experiencing. Certainly I can fully imagine how hurtful it must be. In answer to the question though, it is fairly common for some people be drawn to the more shall we say, 'extreme' end of the sexual spectrum (public exhibitionism, S&M etc.) In turn said people, much in the same manner as 'adrenaline junkies' (who have to push to ever greater dangerous physical pursuits/extremes in order to derive their 'fix' or 'buzz'), also have to push the boundaries in order to derive sexual gratification. As a result, normal sexual avenues (for said individuals) often fail to provide the requisite stimulation. From what you describe, your BF has a predilection for exhibitionism and the psychological thrill derived therein, possibly from the 'forbidden' factor it represents. As regards a solution to this situation, it's admittedly a tricky one although talking about it together is obviously tantamount and perhaps a compromise may be reached. Many couples in similar situations opt for guidance with a professional relationship therapist although there is of course the cost factor to consider here. I truly hope that you can both work this out together x
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OMG on your way to Ireland stop by and pick me up i could do with giving that cute ass a grope or 2
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OMG on your way to Ireland stop by and pick me up i could do with giving that cute ass a grope or 2
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7/25/2011 5:20 pm |
so sexy~~ Pinch pinch
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so sexy~~ Pinch pinch
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Thank you Evan
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8/20/2011 7:15 pm |
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*LAf* nice arse
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*LAf* nice arse
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well.. sounds really nice and exciting.. hope to see more
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well.. sounds really nice and exciting.. hope to see more
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Can you just repost your arse every day ? It sure brightens my day !! Or maybe just make a poster. Then I could put that on my bedroom mirror. Yes, I really like the poster idea
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love the blog and your sexy pics. you can keep talking out of that hot ass.
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love the blog and your sexy pics. you can keep talking out of that hot ass.
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Is this the area where we're suppose to talk about shit n' stuff. ..lol!
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Lol I'll sign you up immediately and a warm welcome to my blog xxx
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