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lazy + women shouldn’t = headache
Posted:May 15, 2019 1:38 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2020 10:29 am

here I am again on here after 9-10 months of Hiatus. Apparently someone had sent me a message like 2-3 months ago. Since I tend to be curious now and then, I turned on my gold status and went to go look at the old message. SURE enough, it states how Im asking for too much and my profile was very long.

Why is it that us men are seen as “too complicated” if we list a few things as what WE are interested in?
I don’t mean elaborate HOME MOVIE type scenes, or anything that states blood, bodily fluids, or fisting..
But easy stuff. Stuff that all women can do- unless they are too lazy to do it.
Seems that more and more women are becoming LAZY and LETHARGIC when it comes to appealing to the wants of men.
Yes- meaning more than just the one thing you’re thinking!

So what I did next shocked even me:
I ERASED my long profile, and rewrote it as short yet inciteful as I could.
As of now 5/10, I had someone respond to me and tell me how she is looking for something simple and drama free. I wasn’t sure if she had read the profile but I sent it to her, so we can get the obvious questions out of the way.

Next day, she comes back with “ I don’t have this”,
I don’t do that”
and “Im not interested in doing that”- pretty much leaving a possible meeting her to entail:
we meet,
we talk,
she gets the vibe or not,
invites me over,
I please her in the multiple ways she specified,
I clean up,
I leave.

Which normally is what men do But after a while, it gets old. I give 110%, it be nice to get more than % back for a change.

But it sounds like the work of a PILLOW PRINCESS where she does nothing but lie on her back and enjoy the work of others. I’ve met one of those, she was NOT the person I wanted to meet again.

Do I have to go to younger , in order to find someone who thinks more than themselves? Hope not- i’m too old to be chasing the young ones!
Lowering your standards for women
Posted:Mar 10, 2019 10:28 am
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2020 3:47 pm
This is one of those topics where you have to sit and really think on in here.

You ever feel like you always find a petty reason to not talk to someone?
Their hair is too short,
Their ass is too small,
They're not Caucasian
Their words seem like they would be disrespectful,
Their profile pix are all blurry,
Their photos show alot of different partners,
The words on their profile are mostly misspelled,

[Ok, so many some of those weren't Petty, but they DO occur]

Let society tell the story, and itll say women are always having to lower their standards to get a guy.
For marriage,
for a boyfriend,
for a FWB.

But what isn't widely discussed is that US MEN lower our standards to get women. (Shocking i know)
Sometimes because of our location on here, the pickings can be pretty SLIM. Sometimes the ladies have a lot more choices than we do. Sometimes leaving us men to have that conversation in our heads... "Maybe i should WIDEN my desired age bracket." Now it says 22-42 on his profile.
Or he will start talking to women he normally wouldn't talk to.

Even i have had women read my profile and tell me;
" You're asking for too much from women here."
"Maybe you should aim lower."

It can be discouraging trying to find someone who meets your standards. There were a few times i had to ask myself if i was putting the bar TOO HIGH for people to reach. Then i saw that im not asking for nothing that DECENT women shouldn't be against anyway. Its not like i am looking for a FISTING candidate. Is it wrong to lower them? maybe it is. But on a site like this- what is a guy gonna do to find someone?

Things women have actually said to me LOL
Posted:Dec 5, 2018 4:53 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2020 9:36 am
Lord knows i like women with personality. They make things worthwhile! When you read a profile that's sprinkled with little nuances that of likes and quirks, or get a comment thats has more than just yes or no- its a fun read in my opinion.
Being on this site for 100 years (certainly feels like it) you get to see some pretty cool comments.
Also you get to see some pretty DUMB comments. Some that make you wonder how do they get dressed by themselves..

Some of the comments ive had over the years:

“I’ve been searching all of Canada for a guy like you!”

“What do u feed that dick?!”

“sorry, no negros.”

“contact me on instagram.”(i told her i don’t have instagram, she responded-
well how will you send likes to my photos?)

“I want you to meet me at my hotel this weekend. But you’ll have to get me liquor’d up at the hotel bar first..”

“Youre black. have you thought about messaging black women instead of us American women?”

“i’m not meeting anymore men at this time. My pussy is super sore this week.”

“can you send me a picture of your fist?”

“Are all black cocks big? my husband wants me to ask..

“you must use protection,” (though she has 8-9 fotos of men fucking her raw)..

“your profile is very long, can you give me the cliff notes version instead?”

“your profile asks TOO much of women, perhaps you should lower your standards.”

“I really want to meet you, but my husband said no more blacks unless he gets to suck also.”

“I need you to send me 5-6 photos of your cock to prove you are real.”

“Full disclosure- i have blackmen raape fantasies..”

And we can’t forget the husbands who have spoken out:

“I like what i see.. you play your cards right, i might let you fuck my wife.”

“I know your lookin for pussy, but let me tell you how my sissythroat feels better than any vagina could..”
Are you making love? Or just Fucking?
Posted:Dec 4, 2018 3:55 am
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2020 10:27 am

If you are on this site, theres a strong probability you know about how to have sex. just seem a shit load of porn from the 1980s and 1990s.
I was reading a couple blog posts about sex.
To tell the truth, it sounded like some people were confusing making love with fucking. I admit it does become a GRAY area sometimes (blame it on our HORMONES) but eventually it’s sorts itself out. Usually in the end when we are no longer having it.

so I had to sit and ask myself...which is which?

Making love is
-2 people connecting On a deeper level.
-Valuing foreplay more than anything.
-Showing emotion
-Using communication during
-A lot of kissing.
-Not rushing through it
-Making your self vulnerable
-When you make sure they had an orgasm too

Ah- things, I have actually done once upon a time. I didn't feel like a total asshole now!

While soley Fucking is:
-Hopping into someone’s bed that you don’t even know.. or want to now.
-The need to stick your dick in a warm orifice.
-Not looking for an emotional bond.
-Having no problem banging for sport
-Rushing towards the finish line
-Blowjob til completion is a repeating goal
-Have had sex with your girl's mom, her sister, maybe the Aunt!
-Thrusting towards your own orgasm.
-Sitting outside, wondering which stranger you can get a blowjob from.
-Every position that doesn’t require eye contact
-Being OK with banging your best friends girl.
-No kissing on the lips.
-When the deed is done, you have no desire in seeing her again.

it’s pretty eye-opening when is written on a computer screen isn’t it?
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The Unrelenting Power of Pretty Redheads!!
Posted:Dec 3, 2018 2:42 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2020 9:38 am
told there is a small amount of men (and I guess women) out there who don’t like redheads. Well just so it’s known, I am not one of them. So here is something to look at!
You’re welcome!

What women want
Posted:Nov 30, 2018 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2020 10:29 am

not afraid to talk to women. Someone told me long ago;
"Women are humans just like men. They like to talk just like men, so dont be a pussy be afraid to talk."

I leave messages on here to those MILLION MILES AWAY, just to complement her smile, her location in her pic, and if lucky, her nice big ass, or awesome rack. Now DO i expect any responses? NOT AT ALL, because as most profiles will say,
"If i dont like you, i wont respond."

But it should show you that i taking the time to READ your profile, which is a BIG COMPLAINT on here that us men DO NOT READ. And they are right. Often times, a DICK doesn't take time to read

BUT what i wanna know is what are the women's excuse for not reading profiles? SOME OF us men would like to know who you are, what your about (because some of you dont even know)

So on behalf of those men who READ, and LISTEN; throw us a bone! Do the same for us- Read his profile, so you can see if he is someone WORTH your time, and Vag. Or in my case, see if your worth the DICK!
I love old photos
Posted:Nov 27, 2018 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2018 9:59 pm

Im not sure where my interest in old looking photos came. I just like the old look of photos. Its not a photography thing, because i know of other photographers that HATE old, black and white photos. I saw these 3 pick ups on the side of the road and it looked like something you'd see out of a Cary Grant movie in the background. So i had to circle around and pull out my Canon!

This image was on the Hwy one super early morning when it was one of the worst storms to drive in. I normally dont tell anyone how old my photos are. If they guess 1940s, 1950s, it just makes me feel
Though i tend to let them guess how old they think they are.. BUT those with a good eye can see thats a PRIUS in that pic.

Whats your favorite kind of photo..?[
How to make love to a man (An Abridged version for the ladies)
Posted:Nov 15, 2018 6:29 am
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2020 3:52 pm

Its often said that sex should NOT come with a TO DO LIST... But since theres so many out there having BAD sex, maybe you should try something different

First things first ladies:

CHECK THE CALENDAR: Find out if his favorite Football or Basketball team is playing that day. If so: RESCHEDULE!!

Shave the legs. if you wanna cut corners- maybe just do the calves, or just the thighs. YOU know, the part your man likes to touch....

Pick a time: Testosterone tends to spike around 6-9a in am (Morning Wood)
Set your clock at the stroke of....well you get the joke.

Build anticipation: When he is out with his buddies, or stuck in traffic on the way home- Give that appreciative text that has no words and a picture of you in a shirt that's 1-2 sizes too small. OR shaved CALF or THIGH. (guaranteed to rev his engine!)

Mute the Cell phone: Nothing ruins his mood then to hear your mothers ringtone/text alert... unless shes super sexy. Then maybe it may help? (use your discretion on that 1)

Bone up on your dirty jokes: Nothing gets us turned on than a dirty joke coming out of such an innocent pair of lips ( yes the lips on her face..)

Clean the place: OR Don't
Some guys like it dirty!
Like the ol saying, "women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."

Asking us to take pics DURING is SUPER Turn on:
But no cell camera shots of the dick when its NOT hard:
We dont want to be reminded of the SHRINKAGE episode of Seinfeld.
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Chivalry is slowly being choked to death (And its not by who you think)
Posted:Nov 13, 2018 4:10 pm
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2020 3:53 pm

I have gone to a door while doing something on my phone. I look and see a woman behind me. I'll open the door and step to the side so she can walk in behind me without doing anything.
Without breaking stride, she says
"Dont a man holding the door for me."

Years ago I worked at a lumber yard. A lady pulled into the back with her Prius and 3-4 GIRL POWER stickers on the rear window. It was 5minutes til closing (OF COURSE) and she said she needs 10-20 paver stones. I asked her to open her trunk for me n she goes "not necessary, I got it."
So I stood there, and watched her pick through, and load her paver stones into her car.She closed the trunk then look me right in the eye and said

I was running to an elevator and saw the doors close. I looked at the woman that was in the elevator alone n said HOLD THE DOOR PLEASE. She pulled out her phone and pretended to be engrossed in the screen as she doors closed on me.

Yep, those happened to me. Did I label all women as hateful beings? no. Some are, but not all. This is because able to discern the good from the bad. Where did things spiral so outta control?
is it Feminism?
is it #metoo?
is it ongoing "state of the world"ness?
is it Clueless men AND women?
is it Trump? (had to put his name there!)

Then I come here and see the words Chivalry is dead.
Men aren't as Chivalrous as they use to be..
Men LACK common courtesy these days..
Why are men these days such Assholes?!

We know ALL men aren't guilty of this. Even on a site like this, a mans TRUE character will eventually make him stand out from the rest. Kinda like a hard dick, from a limp dick!

I try not to ask for much.. (Reading my profile proves that)
Most men dont ask for much. Beyond sex, beyond food, beyond a nice car in the garage.. Just Do onto me as I do to you.
Aren't Manners and Common Courtesy Gender- Neutral?

Men are being so confused by the state of the world that we arent sure if we should open the door for you, or STOP. And let you open it for yourself.

If you are stranded on the side of the road- do we stop and offer help? Or
do we roll the window up and speed on.

If it starts to rain, do we hold our umbrella out for you, or GIVE you our umbrella and walk away..

Im not even dating, but I see the world becoming uber confused, and theres no end in sight to stop the confusion. Its getting more and more difficult for men to do "what they were taught by their mom". Last thing we want to do is make you feel less than a human. That's all ive ever wanted to be treated as.

Nowadays some men are even AVOIDING women all together because its less confusing.

So whos to blame?
Is the Handjob a forgotten art?
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 3:09 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2018 7:25 pm

I remember when I was younger, that all you ever heard about was girls giving handjobs and having to deal with a pants full of nut or worse-- having it leak down your leg and you have to do the slinky walk until you got home.

If you read most profiles on here, it seems women only try to play up their "skill" (IF they truly have it...) of sucking dick. Its all about blowjobs. The men who LOVE bj's are not complain, but there are some of us who want something else... (I know odd)

Suck chrome off a bumper
Suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Suck the nails out of a board
Suck start a leaf blower.....

BUT, is the hand job a forgotten art? Gone are the days where you would reach under a blanket and tame his sea snake? While watching law n order reruns, you slide your hand and try to see if he can make it to the commercial before he blows his wad?

The bitter cold of homelessness
Posted:Nov 3, 2018 10:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2019 11:20 am


For the homeless, the falling leaves gives way to coming of fall, and winter. The season is usually a time to get together with family, friends, whoever else you can to hang out with. For some, its just trying to find somewhere to go to stay warm and survive. It hits real close to home for me because for a while, that was me too.

While some were going overboard with turkey, cranberry sauce, and someone's creamed onions, or super dry stuffing, I was wondering where could I go that would be out of the way, but not totally excluded if something would happen.

Those without a home would hope to find a shelter to go to, or have no choice but to brave the weather on their own and sleep outside. I could remember the fear on some faces as they were turned away because the shelter was at maximum occupancy.

The photo is of someone I would see off and on sleeping downtown. I took it without waking her up, and put a $10 next to her. Couple nights after the pic, I didn't see her around the usual places anymore. I hoped she found a place warm to go. I hoped she survived the winter.
With me being a Midwest native, I'm use to the cold. But im not sleeping in it. Not anymore that is. I considered myself one of the lucky ones. I would walk all night like a zombie to keep the blood flowing so not to get frostbite. Walking without direction.

I remember thinking maybe I can find somewhere warm in the sun, or a place in the day time. If im lucky. When my situation changed, I vowed to do whatever I needed to do to prevent this from happening again.

This time of year always has me thinking of those less fortunate. I hope something positive comes for them. I hope they make it to another day. One more day closer to the spring, and summer.
Turning down Vagina ...(is a cardinal sin here)
Posted:Nov 2, 2018 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2018 11:05 pm

Us men know its hard on this site... outnumbering women like 8,000 to 1.
It causes THIRSTYNESS all over on both sides. And a lot of times-- its brings out the ASSHOLE in people. (if I hurt your feelings, it wasn't done )

I remember a woman on here that approached me in email. She had ONE photo and that was a blurry photo.
She asked me what was I looking for? She was a GOLD MEMBER, so I knew she was able to read my profile, as we know- some people are just TOO LAZY to read.

So I sent a copy of my profile so it would be IN HER FACE, and she would HAVE TO read it. Or so I thought.
Her next response was- "So are you gonna answer my question."

So I gave her 2-3 things which were actually posted on my profile. And she said "Im not interested in doing all that shit."

So when I thought the conversation would be OVER, she suddenly messages me with a LAUNDRY LIST of things SHE likes, and what a man NEEDS to be good at.
Im sittin there like

So looking at her ONE photo, I see that I not attracted, and wont be doing anything from her laundry list, so I tell her thanks, but not interested.

And she goes Right for it..

Who turns down Pussy?
Are you a queer?
You a Fag?!

Because as we are all know- One doesnt turn down a woman, unless he is a homosexual...(insert Sarcastic eyeroll)

So I told her, Gay or Straight- my Dick aint interested, then proceeded to block her.

The whole thing Is funny and would NOT be the last time I would get a reaction like that. Who knew that men didn't have the OPTION to turn down VAG- even if they aren't interested.....
Everyone loves Classic cars right!?
Posted:Oct 22, 2018 8:49 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2018 4:01 am
Theres something about a classic automobile that floods our brains with Nostalgia. This is why we flock to old car shows. To see what triggers will go off in our heads. Something from when we were ,
when life was simpler,
when we had our hair,
when we met that ONE girl..


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