becoming a gold member and my issues
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Posted:Oct 30, 2021 3:22 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:25 pm
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i'm a 44 yr old guy been celibate close 10yrs due depression and low self asteam. now not ever sure i can have any more. every thing still functions down there but after seeing the disappointnt of the last woman i slept with. and a dead social life its ti admit my life is in crisis. would going gold be of benifit or would it just open up ams?
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becoming a gold member and my issues
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Posted:Oct 30, 2021 3:22 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:25 pm
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i'm a 44 yr old guy been celibate close 10yrs due depression and low self asteam. now not ever sure i can have any more. every thing still functions down there but after seeing the disappointnt of the last woman i slept with. and a dead social life its ti admit my life is in crisis. would going gold be of benifit or would it just open up ams?
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becoming a gold member and my issues
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Posted:Oct 30, 2021 3:22 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:25 pm
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i'm a 44 yr old guy been celibate close 10yrs due depression and low self asteam. now not ever sure i can have any more. every thing still functions down there but after seeing the disappointnt of the last woman i slept with. and a dead social life its ti admit my life is in crisis. would going gold be of benifit or would it just open up ams?
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becoming a gold member and my issues
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Posted:Oct 30, 2021 3:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:25 pm
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i'm a 44 yr old guy been celibate close 10yrs due depression and low self asteam. now not ever sure i can have any more. every thing still functions down there but after seeing the disappointnt of the last woman i slept with. and a dead social life its ti admit my life is in crisis. would going gold be of benifit or would it just open up ams?
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porn blues
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Posted:Dec 8, 2020 4:28 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:25 pm
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Anyone else see porn and feel that instead of just turning you on and giving a release It give you a sense of sadness that this is your sex and a partner is something that you will never get.
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My year
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Posted:Oct 18, 2020 6:36 am
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2020 6:14 am
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Started a new job in a local supermarket filling shelves and working checkout.
Its an ok work with some great people and the customers aren't so bad have noticed not so many women wear bras and a lot of cameltoe in leggings perks of living in a student city i guess. But I realise that like the nightclub jobs many years ago i use it as a social life and while i were temping the work and income were unpredictable. so going out and meeting new people just never happened
the cam girl i hooked up with many years ago we had a rough bit of a rough patch but we both of us had money worries she wasn't making enough to live on with camming. and i was working at a temp agency and coping with depression and low self esteem. Now she is working full time a studio cam company. we were planning some trips to paris and then a week and another with her coming to brighton and seeing the city but covid. we are now really good friends and we will meet again.
Me and dating not had any luck other than the cam girl things have been no existent had a date with a girl back in 20 but kinda had issues with my job at the time(cleaner) and she wanted me remove female friends from FB including sisters. I kinda gave love life after that. I figured i had so many faults i was undated coupled the amount of fake women dating sites but really its more my world has shrunk down work home and some times a trip churchill square.thats pretty much it for now.
Would love try and make contacts on this site but noway am i paying for this and i wish i could tell any readers of this my is jimmab or my tweet is jimbo_1977 but thats against site rules so not going do that.
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update on me and me and a cam girl plus thoughts n feelings
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Posted:Dec 5, 2017 1:48 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2020 11:24 am
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You may of read my post about me and a cam model. Just over a two weeks ago from this post the girl sent me a message on twitter to say she was sick in hospital and unless she could get some money she would die. I have had many messages over the years of a similar nature. from complete strangers and a few of said she's just trying to get more money and I should cut all ties but checking in on here twitter she hadn't posted anything for well over a week. so I dont know. and it's real tough because If she trying to get more money out of me then i should be angry at her but at least she's alive and well and if she's past way. ether way i've lost someone i care about.
Her last message to me was "sorry to leave you alone"
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Come get me like this
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Posted:Nov 21, 2017 10:58 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2017 4:58 am
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Ok anyone and everyone as much as I love it when you flirt, message me and all the other bits. I would respond but unless I win the lottery then there's no chance im paying not just because I'm skint or when ever I put my bank card near this site it gets stopped. So message me here or on IM. I'd tell my kick is jamesmab but I'm not allowed to. Or that hashtag jimbo_1977 thing with the little bluebird but can't do that either. Anyway love you all and say hi if you like 69
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my profile is too bad
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Posted:Nov 10, 2017 11:17 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2017 4:09 pm
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Just been told my profile is too negative anyone want to help me with a rewrite
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Me & and a cam model
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Posted:Nov 9, 2017 10:42 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2018 3:12 pm
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Around 2013 I signed up with another cam site. a few months or so I got talking to one of the Romanian girls on site. We developed a good friendship. We spent a lot of time chatting. nothing really sexaul we disagreed on alot of things. she hated my job, my clothes me still living at home and my body hair. but she was a good friend. cheered e up while I was low.
Moving on to september 2015 we we're having a chat about a festival in her city and how she wished I could come over. The very next tay I had a tax rebate in the post.
We made plans but by the cheque cleared the flight price had gone way too much so i had to I booked on to eurolines for a fifty five hour bus ride. to her city. For three days we were like a couple for the first time in years I felt happy and content. It was the first time I'd had a meal in a restaurant with someone. the final night there we had sex first IT started with a massage something i'd never done before then. I thought have a cheeky little touch of her vagina I gently ran my finger over her lips she rolled over so i could down on her another first for me. the sex was passionate but because I.m not use sex it had been over ten years since my last so i couldn't cum. We parted on good terms we felt out a little when when she got herself a boyfriend. witch upset me quite a bit but we stayed friends and I just didn't want to see her on cam. because of the way I felt about her
after a while I got started coming to see her again on cam we were talking quite a bit she had broken up with her boyfriend the year before. she turned 30 last year and i had a bit of money so i sent her some as a gift. Later that year she adopted seven kittens she found dumped in the river by her home. and she needed help with money I did what I could to help but as i'm on a minimum wage it it wasn't a lot.
One night i went out in my town to go on the i360 take a few sunset pictures. she saw the pictures online and got mad at me for going out and wasting money instead of helping her. over the summer I'd save enough money to come see her again. This time i flew and booked tens days there at hers 5five days with her and five in a backpackers. this time things weren't so good we argued quite her place was way too warm for me to sleep properly i woke her up sometimes being there I felt I were stepping on egg shells. This time even though there was no romance this time i did spend money helping her with food and rent and a few little treats.I left her on good terms I wasn't even bothered by no sex my confidence in that department being pretty low.
when I cam back to UK we were talking she was on cam and I mentioned a playstation game I'd just bought and needing a new bed I've been sleeping on an old sofa for ten years. She went into one about how I dont care about her and how I waste money next thing I know she's blocked me on all means of communion.
Even though things have turned out the way they have and i'm really unhappy she was my best and sadly my only. I could never hate her and she'd be the first I'd help out if I ever came into a lot of money.
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please sign
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Posted:Feb 25, 2017 6:15 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:25 pm
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[Please sign,
I, the undersigned, agree that...
1. In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you’ve drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for five minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely fake one.
2. I fully understand that a woman’s main role in any relationship is to take the blame. So when you stub your toe in the bathroom or your football team lose, I agree that - by some complex scientific equation incomprehensible to woman - it will be my fault. Even if I wasn’t there.
3. Whenever my friends and I get together for a girlie chat, I will tell them that you are better hung than a large-balled Himalayan yak.
4. And I will also mention this to YOUR friends. A lot.
5. After sex, I will not expect you to cuddle me for hours till your arm goes dead. Nor will let my hair annoyingly get in your face.
6. I will never, ever give your penis a "cute" nickname.
7. In bed, I will be as keen as mustard to try any novel sexual position you fancy. Especially ones where I do all the work and you just lie there, grinning.
8. After we split up, I will never sleep with any of your friends or colleagues. Or anyone else you have ever met. Or may one day meet. And if men attempt to chat me up, I will solemnly inform them that you have "ruined me for other men".
9. I understand that mechanical objects like cars, computer games, and remote control devices are beyond the comprehension of women. I will only make a fool of myself if I attempt to operate them, so you’re in charge of the lot. Except for the iron and the washing machine, of course.
Signed ____________________________________
Date ___________________________________
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my old profile bs if you want to read it
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Posted:Feb 25, 2017 6:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:25 pm
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What we really mean
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass
I'm a Romantic = I'm poor
I need you" = My hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you
o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now
I have something to tell you = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think we should just be friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the offside rule, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. No NO you really do have too many shoes.
1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that? It's like camping
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I, the Penis,
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Posted:Sep 29, 2016 2:37 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2016 1:23 pm
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear P. Niss:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asl**p after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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