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Don't talk the talk, if you can't walk the walk...  

Horny_Holly 41F
776 posts
10/19/2014 2:10 pm
Don't talk the talk, if you can't walk the walk...

hornyatyoko****
Are you as much horny as I am?

If yes, please come to Japan to have a lot of together.

I wait for you to lick your hot pussy, and do you in doggi position.
16/10/2014 3:04 pm

Me
Sure. How would you like to send me the money for the flight to Japan?

Cash? Cheque? Bank transfer?
16/10/2014 3:07 pm


Imagine my surprise when he didn't reply.

Was it something I said





"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


discreteSteve62 49M  
2169 posts
10/21/2014 12:13 pm

Nice reply, and good choice of post card.

I'm sure there are quite a few guys who could afford to pay for a plane ticket just to get some action. If he had been one of those, I suppose you'd have to let him down gently.


Horny_Holly replies on 10/21/2014 1:25 pm:
Thanks.

And, no, I wouldn't have let him down gently simply because he had more money than sense. Why would I

bisarahsmiles 32F
282 posts
10/20/2014 1:52 pm

LOL great answer Holly You have to wonder about these guys thinking that you, a very attractive lady, would have to travel to the next town for sex let alone to Japan


Horny_Holly replies on 10/20/2014 2:35 pm:
Haha, well, my FB does live in the next town over, but I do make him come to me

matt-battler 48M
199 posts
10/20/2014 3:42 am

Why do you have to post all these slick comments - it's so intimidating!

Here's my attempt:

Hello chief,

Your profile 100% success for me, I want sexy time with you very much. I pay for one-way airline ticket and 7 nights in hotel with undulating bed. Prease send dates including lucky number 3.

Your new special friend


Horny_Holly replies on 10/20/2014 10:13 am:
Hahaha. I know you're jealous that you just don't have the game these guys have, Matt

"Special" being the operative word in that email

desiringyouforme 41M
128 posts
10/19/2014 4:46 pm

Tools on here are like buses. The next one will be along in a minute or so


Horny_Holly replies on 10/20/2014 10:04 am:
Ain't that the truth!

porterpiper1 55F
3755 posts
10/19/2014 4:00 pm

Wow, that all I can say Wow, but they do the same thing on this site all the time, They tell you that they are in your city for the weekend or passing thur, lets meet.


Horny_Holly replies on 10/20/2014 10:20 am:
That's fine if someone states on their profile they don't mind hooking up with strangers, but it's not usually the case, and these idiots think women are going to jump at the chance to have sex with them...you can't fix stupid!

izzie1 50M
599 posts
10/19/2014 3:59 pm

Why you gotta be so difficult. .. just buy the ticket already... tease

Do me a favor...go look at one of my other posts and make a comment... please...


Horny_Holly replies on 10/20/2014 10:07 am:
Haha. I'll buy you a ticket and he can do you in "doggi" position!

You know you want to

FullOn4U 56M
20399 posts
10/19/2014 3:38 pm

Unfortunately it appears that there's a lot of men who log in to this site and think "I know, I'll send a dirty email to a pretty girl I have no chance of ever meeting. How naughty, how daring!"

I suspect it's the sex pest's equivalent of pulling a girl's pigtails in the school playground.


Horny_Holly replies on 10/20/2014 10:09 am:
I often wonder how much alcohol has to do with this kind of email. Or are they just that stupid

I'd rather cut my pigtails off than let him anywhere near them

getlucky2132 43M
4996 posts
10/19/2014 3:09 pm

Japan, really? I thought I was in a false type of awe about my goods, this guy's crazy! Go to Japan to getlucky! Oh delusions, people have them. Some worse than others!

Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


Horny_Holly replies on 10/19/2014 3:18 pm:
I'm pretty sure he's American and in the military That usually explains a lot, haha.

thikhead 65M  
3346 posts
10/19/2014 2:59 pm

i was hoping youd say something intelligent and classy like that.

again, good call.

good call.

but, just curious . . .

would you have gone if he did supply the $ ?



Horny_Holly replies on 10/19/2014 5:50 pm:
Of course I would fly from Scotland to Japan to meet a complete stranger, in a strange country, so he could fuck me.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?




"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


Horny_Holly replies on 10/19/2014 3:13 pm:
I did hold off on asking if you were related to him, to see what your reply was first, hahaha.

matt28win 37M  
23 posts
10/19/2014 2:39 pm

To quote the unnamed philosopher: "How in the world did that sperm win?"


Horny_Holly replies on 10/19/2014 2:51 pm:
It's truly mind-boggling

thikhead 65M  
3346 posts
10/19/2014 2:39 pm

good call.

but, just curious . . .

would you have gone if he did supply the $ ?

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


Horny_Holly replies on 10/19/2014 2:50 pm:
Of course I would fly from Scotland to Japan to meet a complete stranger, in a strange country, so he could fuck me.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?



sphxdiver 72M
21063 posts
10/19/2014 2:18 pm

It just baffles me sometimes on here (this site) that some men just don't get it !!!

Just joined, Get Laid tonight, that seems to be the main theme that a lot of them go by, that's it's nothing but a free-for-all on here.

Oh well !!!


Horny_Holly replies on 10/19/2014 2:22 pm:
They probably don't get it in real life, either. Figuratively and literally speaking.

Makes for good blog fodder, if nothing else.

Thanks for commenting

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