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GerK321Cum 64M
1926 posts
9/22/2013 4:03 am
A smile for you this morning

I do not often do jokes, but when this one popped up I just had to share...

An elderly couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.




for those of you who cannot see the image....

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.


The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.


Hope you are all well and feeling sexy, the troubles with the site will hopefully be resolved and we can continue to blog and exchange life's thoughts and experiences and a little hot and sexy fantasy into the bargain. Life is busy at the moment, rolls of wallpaper and ladders and bits of timber - but the room renovation is complete, now to tackle the lobby area which needs doing.


I miss you sexy people, but work is work.



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rm_cherimore 62F
11156 posts
9/29/2013 6:52 pm

    Quoting GerK321Cum:
    Yes I am doing some remodeling, of my daughters bedroom and the lobby outside. She is expecting in 8 weeks so trying to do more than just a lick of paint for the expectant mother.

    She had loads of input, and I had the paint brush, timber, nails and hammer, sand paper and ladder... lol. Nice to see you Cherimore.
Congratulation to be a grandpa.


GerK321Cum 64M
7327 posts
9/29/2013 3:25 pm

    Quoting rm_cherimore:
    Funny.

    Hope you have fun time working on remodel your place(if that what I understood from reading). It always nice to make changes to the home. Enjoy your day.
Yes I am doing some remodeling, of my daughters bedroom and the lobby outside. She is expecting in 8 weeks so trying to do more than just a lick of paint for the expectant mother.

She had loads of input, and I had the paint brush, timber, nails and hammer, sand paper and ladder... lol. Nice to see you Cherimore.

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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/29/2013 3:21 pm

You know it was one of the better ones, even if it's not original, but well worth sharing for those who, like me, had not see it before.

Hello and thanks for visiting.

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rm_cherimore 62F
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9/29/2013 11:30 am

Funny.

Hope you have fun time working on remodel your place(if that what I understood from reading). It always nice to make changes to the home. Enjoy your day.


submokey 67M/60F
10383 posts
9/28/2013 8:50 pm

LMFAO! Cute!

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GerK321Cum 64M
7327 posts
9/26/2013 12:17 pm

    Quoting  :

Blue is the colour
Football is the Game
Winning the All Ireland
That's our aim.


I actually saw the Mayo team heading home on Monday and felt sorry for them - loosing by a single point - and worse still the decision to go for a point with 42 seconds left on the clock.

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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/26/2013 12:12 pm

    Quoting  :

LOL.. I enjoyed it too...

Secretly I am a DIY fanatic - I may complain but I would not have it any other way. There is great satisfaction seeing the outcome of one's work I think - and for all the flaws there is only me to blame.


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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/26/2013 12:10 pm

    Quoting  :

The problem with decorating and renovating is that it exposes and shows up the other parts that need to be done... so have more work, not less, left - and the list is growing...lol.

Looks like lots of trips to the paint shop over the next few weeks - and the girls have a deadline - cause my younger one is organising a baby-shower party in a few weeks time.


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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/23/2013 10:41 am

    Quoting canyaz:
    I liked that one.
    It seems as though the renovations never end. When we bought this house last year we had 3 very clear projects...that have now morphed into 5 very clear projects. LOL One day...one day it will be done and I can enjoy the pool.
There is a Chinese proverb or saying "house not finished until man dies..." lol... yes, there are always projects, some of mine are on hold for years - I remember one of the first posts I read of yours was about the bathroom... but it's always nice to have the projects, once they do not stop you living... am sure you will reach the point of balance soon and the pool will get it's proper usage!!!

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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/23/2013 10:36 am

    Quoting ladyj_1957:
    Thank you, I enjoyed the funny. Just wondering, if I received that text back, what funny response would I send back to him. HMM???

    "In that case, keep it...."
    "No thank you, it's all yours."
    "Somethings are too sacred to share."

    I can't think of a funny retort.
LOL... yes, how would one reply, I never thought of that!!!

It might be something like, "Stop reading the newspaper, did you sweep the floor, do the washing, cook the dinner..?" - lol I better stop!


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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/23/2013 10:30 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Great to see you my dear friend hugs V
Any you too, even if it is your feet!!!! and thank you for the photo - real cute..lol!

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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/23/2013 10:29 am

    Quoting  :

Between the attic and the heat wave and the garden time sees to fly - so enjoying most of the things life has to offer thanks.

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GerK321Cum 64M
7327 posts
9/23/2013 10:27 am

    Quoting kaytegm2:
    Posting from my nook...taking forever Cute joke...."Hugs and love"
Hi Kay, great to see you back.

Sometimes it is the site that takes ages... lol.. not your nook, but regardless, good to see u - hugs back!


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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/23/2013 10:25 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Sometimes we need a funny joke! Now that is a good one! Love it.. I know your finishing off your renos but at least post something like this to tell us your alive! Lots of hugs and kisses for you my dear friend..hugs V
Oh I would have been on line more but for sticky fingers (not to mention the potential paint spills)..lol - but it's looking good. I would post a pic but not 100% my daughter would approve.

When I saw the joke I though it too good not to share - glad you liked it, am alive and well thanks! We are having an Indian summer at the moment, unusually high temperatures.. mmm sexy weather, it's nice!


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canyaz 54F
17128 posts
9/23/2013 4:42 am

I liked that one.
It seems as though the renovations never end. When we bought this house last year we had 3 very clear projects...that have now morphed into 5 very clear projects. LOL One day...one day it will be done and I can enjoy the pool.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
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ladyj_1957 64F
2359 posts
9/22/2013 4:45 pm

Thank you, I enjoyed the funny. Just wondering, if I received that text back, what funny response would I send back to him. HMM???

"In that case, keep it...."
"No thank you, it's all yours."
"Somethings are too sacred to share."

I can't think of a funny retort.

"Don't count the days, make the days count"


sweet_VM 63F  
81699 posts
9/22/2013 2:07 pm

Great to see you my dear friend hugs V

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kaytegm2 62F
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9/22/2013 11:57 am

Posting from my nook...taking forever Cute joke...."Hugs and love"

"It's all right for a woman to be, above all, a woman."
-Anais Nin


sweet_VM 63F  
81699 posts
9/22/2013 10:39 am

Sometimes we need a funny joke! Now that is a good one! Love it.. I know your finishing off your renos but at least post something like this to tell us your alive! Lots of hugs and kisses for you my dear friend..hugs V

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GerK321Cum 64M
7327 posts
9/22/2013 9:20 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Yep, been there!

    Who are you supporting this arvo McGherkin? It's Up the Dubs for me!!!
Up the Dubs for me too!

Oh I'm blue through and through - and just watched them win by one point.


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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/22/2013 9:17 am

    Quoting  :

When it comes to site issues I would have turned blue years ago waiting for anything to be resolved - but so long as it goes on I'm sure I will survive!

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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/22/2013 9:15 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you Pearl, I will take care, I learned when I fell off a ladder last year... lol.. nothing serious just stepped off the wrong way.

Am sure the site will survive and maybe even be a better place - but I have no comment to make on texting from the toilet place.


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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/22/2013 9:12 am

    Quoting  :

That's what my mother used to say about my school homework.. but coming out to play could have a more grown up meaning these days...lol!

And thank you for the baci e abbracci I confess I had to look it up.

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GerK321Cum 64M
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9/22/2013 9:10 am

    Quoting  :

So romance is not dead, but has to be at the right moment...lol!

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GerK321Cum 64M
7327 posts
9/22/2013 9:09 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...very funny.

    About time someone in Ireland put up a post....I was beginning to think that we had all given up. Just remember all work and no play makes Jack (Gerk) a dull boy lol!!!

    I take it the renovations all follow on from the nesting post lol....anyone would think you were having the baby!

if wallpaper could be posted - I would be way ahead of everyone... lol!

The nesting has cleaned out space that then needed a lick of paint and more - and them other things look jaded or faded and have to be spruced up a bit... hope it does not spread too much!

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lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
9/22/2013 7:13 am

Yep, been there!

Who are you supporting this arvo McGherkin? It's Up the Dubs for me!!!


sexysixties2 104F  
39750 posts
9/22/2013 4:39 am

LOL...very funny.

About time someone in Ireland put up a post....I was beginning to think that we had all given up. Just remember all work and no play makes Jack (Gerk) a dull boy lol!!!

I take it the renovations all follow on from the nesting post lol....anyone would think you were having the baby!


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~~Anais Nin~~


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