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The Comical Mishaps Of Sex  

EroticMusings2 57F  
1622 posts
1/17/2022 11:34 pm
The Comical Mishaps Of Sex


So I was thinking about some of the weird and unusual mishaps during the act of sex, and thought I would share some of them with you.

Let's see, and this is just in a random as I remember them. There was one guy who insisted spur of the moment to come up to see me, he worked about 3 hours from me, in Wyoming. So he did, even got us a jacuzzi suite. So we are making out and he starts sucking on my nipples. And then he is just there, nipple in his mouth - snoring. He had fallen asleep because he worked long hours out in the oil field and hadn't had any time off in a long time.

One man and I were playing a scenario. He wanted me to be Dom over him, ordering him around. So we were right in the midst of doing so, had him on his knees, and told him to crawl towards me. Told him to stop about half way and told him to watch me masturbate. Then I told him that he better not cum until I told him that he could. He said too late. I looked down and yep he had just cum, but at least it was not my carpet to clean. Wyoming there too.

One guy in Wyoming was just getting busy with me in a hotel room. I am giving him a hand job and he is fingering me. Of course our tongues were busy wagging in each others mouths. Then all the sudden he exclaims "Oh God", and jumps off the bed. Scampers to the bathroom, come to find out he just about shit himself.

One man pissed me off so much in a hotel room in Wyoming that I put my anal probe in his ass and he wanted us to shower together. He had been insulting, and thought he was some god's gift to women. He wasn't, trust me. So I said sure, you go ahead and get the water warmed up for us. He went into the bathroom nd I quickly got dressed and left the room. Sad thing is that was one of my best anal toys.

Here in North Carolina, one man and I were going to play. Sitting in the motel room, we start getting busy. We are tongue wagging, and touching each other all over. Then I make the mistake of running my hands down to his balls. He told me to watch out because I "might come back with icky fingers". I was like WTF? Yep, don't know if he just doesn't bother to really wipe after he shits, but yeah - needless to say a major turn off.

A fellow I had played with once before begged to see me soon after the first time. So we sat things up according to his schedule. I drive down over 2 hours to meet him at a motel. I call after I get there, and he was just leaving his house. Now he only had about a hour to travel. So I wait. Finally he arrives, and gets the card key for our room. We got in the room and start being busy. He tells me that his wife was suspicious, and he wasn't sure. Now I am never going to force anyone to do anything and told him that. But he told me that it was okay. Well as soon as I got done giving him head, and yes he came, he all the sudden needed to leave. I let him know that I was not happy as I had spent longer in travel then in seeing him. That he is in a big hurry, but had time to get head.

Recently I encountered a man who was very rough when fingering me. He cut the walls of my vagina and I was bleeding. Get this, he had the guts to bitch that I had gotten blood on the sheets. I was in a lot of pain, please men make sure your nails are short and filed. Or wear gloves. Some of us ladies are tender down there.

I could go on with many more comical happenings. One person happened to be both sexes, born that way. Anyway preferred to go by he. And we were friends, I thought. He came up for a lifestyle party and we went to dinner together. Some girl he had the hots for did not come to town, and he was rude to me at the restaurant. I tried talking to him, but he continued. So I walked out before dinner even came.

But I have had many wonderful encounters. Some day I hope to again. Just for right now, need to take a break and tend to some more important things.

So tell me some of your stories, I know you must have some.

Ann

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Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/18/2022 3:20 am

None of mine even came CLOSE to an anal thingy. 😮❗❗👍😊


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/18/2022 3:36 am

I'd steer clear of men from Wyoming.
Once a woman fell asleep while we were having sex. I'm that good!


needsexinnc2 59M  
23 posts
1/18/2022 4:10 am

Very good read...Don't take to long of a break ...


WyoCowboy7751 68M  
2537 posts
1/18/2022 5:07 am

Gotta say the first thing that comes to mind ; I'm Not the GUY from Wyoming that these happened with !!! 🤠 I certainly Hope to be better than that !!! 🤠


justskin1 70M  
13175 posts
1/18/2022 5:20 am

Sex sure can bring about some moments to laugh at. Several years ago a GF and I were having candlelight sex in my bedroom. Very romantic. We had both just had very intense orgasms when the ceiling fire alarm went off! I jumped out of bed with my cock dripping cum and pussy juice. jump up to try to shut it off and knock it off the ceiling! We both started laughing so hard and joked how we hadn't realized how super intense orgasms could set off fire alarms. It took a while before we started licking and sucking the lovely cum mix off of each other as usual but when we did it wasn't very long before she got a refill for us to eat. Laughter can make better.

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ibottomutop 67M
62 posts
1/18/2022 7:39 am

When I first met my second wife we were at my apartment. It was our second time in bed together. Being a under paid serviceman I only had a single bed but we were making the best of it. We were in the middle of a very good time when the bed creaked. All I could do was say uh oh. At that time the slats fell off the frame and we rolled off buck naked. We layed there laughing so hard for like 30 minutes. We did finish the night off with some wild sex on the floor.


EnigmaInitiative 53F  
6054 posts
1/18/2022 7:54 am

I will never forget the biggest comical mishap of all:

There we were engaged hot and heavy, I'm on top, bouncing away. One move went wrong, out he came, and when I came down...he hit my perineum rather than either hole.

That was the end of the fun times

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CarpeJamie 52M  
289 posts
1/18/2022 8:10 am

Never a dull day I guess. Thanks for today's dose of comedy

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EroticMusings2 57F  
661 posts
1/21/2022 1:10 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    None of mine even came CLOSE to an anal thingy. 😮❗❗👍😊
I think I may be corrupting you, and admit that I like it - lol.

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EroticMusings2 57F  
661 posts
1/21/2022 1:11 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I'd steer clear of men from Wyoming.
    Once a woman fell asleep while we were having sex. I'm that good!
Honestly had the most fun ever while living in Wyoming. The winters are long and severe, so you keep warm in many different ways wink.

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EroticMusings2 57F  
661 posts
1/21/2022 1:12 am

    Quoting needsexinnc2:
    Very good read...Don't take to long of a break ...
Ugh I need S E X

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EroticMusings2 57F  
661 posts
1/21/2022 1:13 am

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Gotta say the first thing that comes to mind ; I'm Not the GUY from Wyoming that these happened with !!! 🤠 I certainly Hope to be better than that !!! 🤠
No, you are not any of the men from Wyoming, though I did have a few lovers that were from your area. I think we would know if we had encountered each other. Ride em cowboy!

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EroticMusings2 57F  
661 posts
1/21/2022 1:14 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    Sex sure can bring about some moments to laugh at. Several years ago a GF and I were having candlelight sex in my bedroom. Very romantic. We had both just had very intense orgasms when the ceiling fire alarm went off! I jumped out of bed with my cock dripping cum and pussy juice. jump up to try to shut it off and knock it off the ceiling! We both started laughing so hard and joked how we hadn't realized how super intense orgasms could set off fire alarms. It took a while before we started licking and sucking the lovely cum mix off of each other as usual but when we did it wasn't very long before she got a refill for us to eat. Laughter can make better.
Any woman you have been with is for sure greatly enriched just by your imagination Sir.

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EroticMusings2 57F  
661 posts
1/21/2022 1:15 am

    Quoting ibottomutop:
    When I first met my second wife we were at my apartment. It was our second time in bed together. Being a under paid serviceman I only had a single bed but we were making the best of it. We were in the middle of a very good time when the bed creaked. All I could do was say uh oh. At that time the slats fell off the frame and we rolled off buck naked. We layed there laughing so hard for like 30 minutes. We did finish the night off with some wild sex on the floor.
Thank you for sharing such a fun and wonderful memory.

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EroticMusings2 57F  
661 posts
1/21/2022 1:16 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I will never forget the biggest comical mishap of all:

    There we were engaged hot and heavy, I'm on top, bouncing away. One move went wrong, out he came, and when I came down...he hit my perineum rather than either hole.

    That was the end of the fun times
OUCH!

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EroticMusings2 57F  
661 posts
1/21/2022 1:16 am

    Quoting CarpeJamie:
    Never a dull day I guess. Thanks for today's dose of comedy
You are very welcome

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