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How to meet women on AsianMatchMate.com
Posted:May 23, 2013 7:16 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2014 10:12 am
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I've been on AsianMatchMate.com off and on since about 2004. When I'm bored I'll hop into a chat room or browse blogs to kill some time. The one thing I often notice are the "newbies" (Guys) crying about how there aren't any real women on here, or how they never can meet anyone. I've been successful on AsianMatchMate.com and I can't say at some point I wasn't one of those very same individuals. So I thought I would try to help you guys out.

The women I've met on here and hung out with helped add some perspective on this very topic over the years. So here we go!

So before we start, I can tell you now YOU WILL NOT GET LAID THE FIRST DAY ON THE SITE! I was on here 2 months before I even met someone in person.

1 ) Be real! I'm not saying be a real person, I'm saying be yourself. Since the day she came back from summer vacation with boobs way back in 8th grade guys with raging hormones have been chasing her down trying to separate her from her clothes. By the time she was 23 and out of college shes heard it all, had just about every trick, tale, and act of coercion tried. By the time she got to AsianMatchMate.com she has a PhD in spotting bullshit from a blimp through London fog. You will be red flagged and shot down before you ever get off the ground. ALWAYS BE YOURSELF! Besides everyone else is already taken.

2 ) If her profile says "Women Only" she actually means WOMEN ONLY! Don't bug her don't message her, shes already spelled it out.

3 ) On your first message, don't spell out a detailed checklist of what you want to do to her body. She knows what kind of site this is and besides you haven't even had a conversation yet and don't even know the rules of the course. You damn sure aren't going to play the course before she outlines what she's looking for.

4 ) This site does not mean you will get laid any easier than if you were at a bar or out and about. Same rules apply here as they would in the real world. The major difference is if you are looking for a particular experience you have an avenue here to find like minded women that are comfortable enough to possibly make that happen for you.

5 ) Stop sending pictures of your dick! If you have a picture of your dick as your main photo change it immediately! She absolutely knows what one looks like and is probably going to be more turned on by your body, charm, and wit. Those three things will get you laid much quicker than a picture of your dick. Not saying somewhere down the road she may not ask to see it, but she is most certainly more interested in the person attached to the dick than the dick itself.

6 ) Don't be a stalker! Stop sending 10 messages a day. If she hasn't replied back to you within 5 days move on. Disclaimer: There is a chance that she gets "several" message a day and yours might have gotten over looked. After 5 days you can chance sending another one but after that, if no reply she isn't interested.

7 ) If you agree to a meet, make sure it's in a public place. For your safety and hers. DO NOT STAND HER UP! You do this, and it's over! You will not get a second chance, I can assure you SHE has plenty of options where you may only have a few.

8 ) Be a gentleman, stop acting like a hormone raging neanderthal. Good manners, being respectful, and paying attention will get you everything you are searching for. Just because you have a dick doesn't mean you should be one.

9 ) Be honest and upfront about what you are looking for out of this site. Chances are there are more than a few looking for the same thing.

10 ) Be her friend first, chat and exchange messages. Pay attention to what she is saying ask for clarification if you need it. Make it about her, she will take care of you. The plus to this is you will probably get invited back.

11 ) Last but not least, don't be pushy. She maybe shy, she may not know exactly what she is seeking. Give her time, and let it be on her terms.

And most importantly...don't forget to be a gentleman!!!

Ladies, if you have anything to add, please let the guys know with you comments!
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12 DEADLY WORDS WOMEN USE!
Posted:Nov 23, 2013 2:05 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2016 4:21 pm
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I just shit out a kidney I'm laughing so hard...thought I'd share this. Think there may be some truth to this! All of these remind me of a Chinese proverb I once heard, "A man who argue with woman all day get no peace at night!" LOL

12 DEADLY WORDS WOMEN USE:

( 1 ) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up!

( 2 ) Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried!

( 3 ) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!

( 4 ) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

( 6 ) That's Okay: Means she is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake!

( 7 ) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

( 8 ) Loud Sigh: This is actually a non-verbal word often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #2 for the meaning of nothing.)

( 9 ) WOW!: This is not a compliment. She is incredibly amazed that one person could be so stupid!

( 10 ) Thanks a lot: This is pure SARCASM! She is not thanking you at all. DO NOT reply with, "you're welcome" because she will swifly reply with "WHATEVER!"

( 11 ) Don't worry about it, I got it: This means she has asked a man to do something several times and she is now doing it herself. This phrase always results in said man asking, "What's wrong?" which is then followed by a "Nothing" and/or "That's Okay".

( 12 ) We need to talk...: Does not mean "we" need to talk, it means you need to sit down and shut-up so "I" can tell you every which way you've been fucking up lately!
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OMG! You’re Talking to Other Women on A.F.F! You Piece of S#%T!
Posted:Dec 14, 2013 5:08 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2016 7:04 pm
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Good evening ladies and gents, so this blog sprung up due to an incident that happen sometime back. I’ve been on and off here for almost 10 years, I’ve talked to some wonderful people, heck I’ve even met some wonderful people from here. That being said, I don’t get 1,000 messages a day but I do get a few a week. Some are from people 500 miles away and some are from people that don’t speak English as their first language. Most of the time it’s chit chat; “Hey! I like your smile”, “I see you were a science major in infectious disease, what’s your take on bird flu (H5N1)”, and so on. I never deny or hide that I talk to “other” women on here, now what I don’t do is discuss other women I talk to with others. It’s not that I’m trying to deceive any parties involved I just simply feel it’s rude and distasteful. If asked though I have no problem answering that question, for the most part it seems it would be “understood” that there is a chance that anyone you talk to is also probably talking to other men/women until exclusivity has been discussed and established right? Or am I wrong? I talk to other people about anything under the sun and I’ll occasionally comment on a photo they may have up if it’s tastefully done (Some of you take amazing “selfies”, truly in awwwe!). Being in my early 30’s I have no problem owning my mistakes or even apologizing and accepting the consequences of said mistakes. I feel that’s life and part of growing as a person and God knows I’m not immune to being a dumbass! Some of the best life lessons I’ve ever learned were from self inflicted incidents that I brought upon myself and paid terribly for in my younger years, but I learned a lot from my mistakes and I’m not a person that repeats the same mistake twice.

Now a little back ground on this blog! I started talking to someone; they had some personal qualities that I found attractive. Strong personality, very intelligent, witty, confident, and funny; by all accounts the conversation was really good. I said to myself this is someone I could sit across from dinner and enjoy talking too! Well, it blew up in my face unexpectedly (kind of an understatement). We’ve never met (were planning too), never were intimately involved (Never discussed), and yet I’m a deceiving piece of shit liar? Anything like this happen to you all? I’m good, it wasn't traumatic for me but I’d like to know if I’m in the wrong, if I am I have no problem chalking this up to, “I fucked up” and changing my ways. But again I wasn’t hiding anything, wasn’t deceiving anyone, hadn’t made exclusivity plans (never would with someone I hadn’t even met in person yet), and the conversations I was and still am having were/are more friendly and platonic in nature. Would love to hear from all of you and what you think.

Cheers!
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Rules To Bedroom Golf
Posted:Dec 6, 2013 4:19 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2016 4:22 pm
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Happy Friday all you sexy freaks! Here have a laugh!

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

1 ) Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2 ) Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3 ) Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4 ) For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5 ) Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6 ) Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

7 ) It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8 ) Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9 ) Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

10 ) Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11 ) Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

12 ) The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

13 ) Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

14 ) Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

15) It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
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Crazy Year!
Posted:Nov 22, 2013 5:36 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2016 7:03 pm
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I'm sitting here flipping through old photo albums and came across some old photos when I pitched in college. It seems like yesterday really and then it hit me! 2013 is damn near over! Where the hell did it go? Da fawk? I don't know about you guys and gals but I'm pretty excited to see 2013 come to an end. I believe this has been the hardest year (even though it's zoomed by) of my entire life. Many ups, downs, twists, and turns. In the past 6 weeks I've lost a lot of my loved ones, some expected and others were suprises.



P.S. - The photo is from my Freshman year in college (I'm Pitching). We were playing a small school in TX and the damn baseball field was in a cotton field!!! We got off the bus and all were like, "You gotta be F'n kidding me?!?!?!" HAHAHAHA P.S.S - I think this was taken the pitch before their 3B hit my hanging slider that my center fielder would have had to have a rocket up his ass to catch...no seriously...that thing had to stop in Toronto to refuel!!!
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Oh! I'm sorry! Did I kick your dollhouse?
Posted:May 28, 2013 5:33 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2016 4:20 pm
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I haven't blogged in a couple of day, but anyway...

In the past, when I would get messages from a female that for any number of reason I didn't feel I would be interested in meeting (Wasn't looking for what they had to offer, wasn't physically attracted to them, ect. ect.) I would politely write back a short message saying, "Thanks for the kind reply, but...." and give the reason. I've never felt the need to be rude or unkind, it's really not in my nature and I'm not here to judge or belittle anyone. I was surprised how many times I got my ass reamed for my reply.

It's to the point now that I just don't reply, although I do appreciate even if someone isn't interested; just a short message back saying that. It doesn't hurt my feelings and I don't have my head so far up my ass that it baffles me if someone isn't attracted to me. I don't think I would exactly knock maggots off a shit wagon but I'm well aware that I'm not going to be up to everyone's standards or taste.

Anyone else run in to this?
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Oh Please Mrs. Robinson!!
Posted:May 23, 2013 8:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2013 6:24 pm
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I'm feeling nostalgic tonight. One of my high school best friends just moved to Georgia about 3 months ago. I haven't seen him in 12 years but it was almost like it was yesterday.

Before I tell this story let me set the stage, you are going to need to know about where I grew up first. Imagine a small rural town with a population of about 8,000 people; 700 miles away from here. Very conservative, and somewhat "Varsity Blues" like. High School football is king! On Friday nights, this place turns into a ghost town and the football stadium has more residents than the town.

It's Wednesday October 18th, 2000. Two days before homecoming. Our town has a huge parade for homecoming, so much so there is no school on homecoming day. For two weeks Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors hide out in secret locations building homecoming floats that are to be judged for final points tally. This decides which class will win homecoming week.

It's just after 11:30 PM it's starting to storm. I rode with a friend of mine and before we head home he wanted to make a pit stop at his girlfriends house. She lives on a very ritzy golf course neighborhood. We get to her house and by this time this storm has turned into a monsoon. As we get out of the car and run up to the door we get soaked. We knock on the door and his girlfriends mom answers. I've never met her before, but holy hell! She's like a 36 year old version of Stiflers mom!

It's a good thing it's a torrential downpour because I'm fairly certain that's the only reason she probably didn't notice that I was drooling like I had rabies. My friend J grabs a towel off the dryer dries off and heads upstairs. Leaves me with a woman I have never met, which is unusual given the size of our town and I'm soaking wet freezing my ass off! Mrs. K very kindly hands me a towel and I start to dry myself off. She's standing there looking out a window in this long ruby red robe holding a glass of white wine and she turns to me and says, "This sure came out of nowhere" and I reply, "yes ma'am it did". I'm just starting to get myself somewhat dry when Mrs. K sets her glass down takes that towel and starts to dry my back. To give you an idea, she's about 5'6", long blonde hair, 120 lbs., blue eyes, and some of the sexiest curves I have ever seen.

After she gets me somewhat dry, she says, "I'm watching sports center in the living room go have a seat...you want a beer?" Ummmmmm a beer? I'm....I'm she cuts in "under age...yes would you like one"? Why yes I would!

At this point we are making small talk, she's sitting on one end of the couch and I'm on the other and I'm trying so hard not to look. Her robe is slightly open with the cleavage of her perfectly round and perky 34D's showing! I'm fairly certain at this point she has nothing on under her robe. All I can think is, "Dead rats! dead rats! dead rats!" I'm fighting the urge but I want to look so bad! With every word she says I force myself to look at her nose or her forehead but I keep catching myself taking these quick glances at her soft full supple breast and I can't help it! Out of no where this one little water drop from my wet hair starts to run down my forehead and my nose. She giggles softly and says, "I'll go get the towel your still wet". Thank you god! I needed a break from the scenery, I could feel my heart starting to race and she oozed of this sexiness; the sexual tension I was feeling was becoming unbearable.

She re-enters the living room with a small hand towel, her robe seemed slightly looser than I remembered and she sits down right beside me and starts slowly drying my hair. Out of my peripheral vision as she leans over her robe slightly opens and I can see this soft pink erect nipple and I slowly let out a gasp of air, trying so hard to keep my composure. I also notice at this point that I've been caught looking, and I don't mean in the baseball term! She cracks a slight smile and places her hand on my mid-thigh and I'm about to lose it. All I can think...hell I couldn't think, I didn't know what to do! I could feel my cock growing, and then it hit me...SHIT! I'm wearing wet jeans! She slowly slides her hand up my leg, and I nearly have a full erection. She lays the towel down, grabs my hand and slides it in her robe over her breast. Her skin is soft and warm. My heart starts to race, I can barely breath and she leans in and whispers softly into my left ear, "Calm down, just breath". I slightly turn my head our lips touch, hers are soft, supple, and moist. I'm starting to panic and I whisper, "Mrs. K your and J could come down at any time!" and she says, "I doubt that, they are probably upstairs doing the same thing". The whole time I was thinking, why would I say that? I want this, and I did...I wanted her so bad. If felt like my skin was on fire and my heart was about to beat out of my chest....

Well AsianMatchMate.com peeps...I'll stop here. It's getting late, but if you would like to know how this Mrs. Robinson tale ends...let me know and I'll finish it....feel free to post your comments. I think we all probably have a tale or two like this.

Just to be clear, I was 18 at the time, and she was no longer married. Had been divorced for a little over a year, though I didn't know that at the time. Quite honest didn't care in the heat of the moment anyway...LOL
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