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The Gravy Ladle (joke)
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The Gravy Ladle (joke) John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother could not help but notice how shapely and attractive that the housekeeper was. Over the coarse of the evening she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional." About a week later the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your Mom came to dinner, I have been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it do you ?" John said, "Well I doubt it but I will write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote : Dear Mother, I am not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I am not saying that you 'did not' take a gravy ladle from my house but the fact remains that since you were here for dinner, one is missing." Several days later John<b> received </font></b>a letter form his mother which said : "Dear , I am not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I am not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she is sleeping in her own bed she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love Mom"  ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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ohn invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother could not help but notice how shapely and attractive that the housekeeper was. Over the coarse of the evening she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional." About a week later the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your Mom came to dinner, I have been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it do you ?" John said, "Well I doubt it but I will write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote : Dear Mother, I am not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I am not saying that you 'did not' take a gravy ladle from my house but the fact remains that since you were here for dinner, one is missing." Several days later John received a letter form his mother which said : "Dear son, I am not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I am not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she is sleeping in her own bed she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love Mom" 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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You're welcome my friend ! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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😂😂 That’s funny! Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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😂😂 That’s funny! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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12/15/2021 8:07 am |
Moms always have the "gravy" on u! LOL! Great funny!
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Moms always have the "gravy" on u! LOL! Great funny! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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They should be manditory lol 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Oh I imagine that they are all out there on the internet somewhere. I have 'jokes' folders on my external hard drives. One external was from the days of dial up. If I find a joke on forums or social media I will save them. I don't copy and paste them onto here, I type them out. There was one that I posted not too long ago that was a meme. I happened to stumble on that one while sorting image files one day... 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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