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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Thank you for sharing....  

secret_lade 49F
14312 posts
11/30/2020 4:07 pm
Thank you for sharing....

I feel honored that you chose include in your super personal conversation about your prostate exam with your doctor.

And....

The best part?? The best part was the part where I got to hear your phone , on speaker phone, all the way in my office from where you were sitting in the break room.

Even with my door shut I could hear it...

It was a special moment, indeed.

So, here's the thing folks....

NOBODY wants to hear your fucking speakerphone conversations.

I don't care what Mom and Pop are doing for their 40th anniversary. I'd rather not know about your husband's itchy rash. And, for God's sake, nobody cares what you made for dinner last night.

Take that shit off speaker!

I get it, I really do.... You're worried that people may think you're faking that phone conversation. You're worried that your unpopularity is shining through and the rest of the world can see your vacant, empty inner core....

The speakerphone conversation is not the solution.

The rest of the world will still think you are unpopular with a vacant, empty inner core, only, we will also be thinking 'what an inconsiderate douche' as well.

Guaranteed.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/1/2020 7:44 pm
    Quoting KX450F2016:
    I hate people using speaker phone!! Especially in public! Annoys the hell out of me. The bluetooth ear piece is even worse....are they talking to me? Or who? Only time I use the speaker is by myself when I am trying to accomplish something else at the same time.
It's been forever since I've seen someone on blutooth... I think its lost its popularity. Thank God cause, I hated that too!


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
12/1/2020 3:59 pm

 I hate people using speaker phone!! Especially in public! Annoys the hell out of me. The bluetooth ear piece is even worse....are they talking to me? Or who? Only time I use the speaker is by myself when I am trying to accomplish something else at the same time.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/1/2020 3:24 pm
    Quoting tickles4us:
    Lol. Sometimes it can be fun to imagine and speculate what the other side of the loud conversation is about with a friend or someone nearby etc. Speaker phone use ruins the fun.
It does ruin all the fun!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/1/2020 3:22 pm
    Quoting positively4you:
    In the grocery store I hear a loud guy on his phone. Quote “ you know what PW means doncha? It means pussy whipped.” Women, kids near by. Eyeroll between me and another lady near by. Aint he a dream she said.
No respect... Some people, I swear.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/1/2020 3:20 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    It kind of beggars belief that he may have also given out his bank details or worse!
I wouldn't doubt it... I had to help him download a cell phone app the other day, he just handed over his phone and said 'here ya go'. Yikes!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/1/2020 3:15 pm
    Quoting XHamburgDave:
    Unbelievable! Can I tell you about my Prostate Examination, no better not lol

    I can understand your consternation!! Have a
I think I've heard enough about prostates to last me a while.... LOL


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
12/1/2020 2:34 pm

 Lol. Sometimes it can be fun to imagine and speculate what the other side of the loud conversation is about with a friend or someone nearby etc. Speaker phone use ruins the fun.
Vive La Difference


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
12/1/2020 9:20 am

 In the grocery store I hear a loud guy on his phone. Quote “ you know what PW means doncha? It means pussy whipped.” Women, kids near by. Eyeroll between me and another lady near by. Aint he a dream she said.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/1/2020 9:07 am

 It kind of beggars belief that he may have also given out his bank details or worse!


XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
12/1/2020 3:49 am

 Unbelievable! Can I tell you about my Prostate Examination, no better not lol

I can understand your consternation!! Have a
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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/1/2020 2:38 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I have to laugh at the stuff that happens in your office. I mean, I've worked in many and heard a lot of conversations, but I've never listened to a discussion about someone's prostate.
    If I put it in a story, people wouldn't believe me. 😂 😮

    So... I imagine his male bulb is ok? 🤔
    Does anyone tell him that the WHOLE office can hear him?
    Classic! 👍 😊 ❗❗❗
Half the time, I can't believe the stuff I'm witnessing.... LOL

From what I gleaned from his conversation, it was apparently slightly enlarged on a previous visit but his doctor doesn't feel that it is something for him to be too concerned about just yet as there was no change on this visit. This particular coworker is a cancer survivor so he is particularly watchful of anything that is out of the norm.

And, no... As crazy as all of our scenarios are, we're actually very polite to each other and just kind of grin and bear with it when it comes to this kind of stuff.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/1/2020 1:22 am

 I have to laugh at the stuff that happens in your office. I mean, I've worked in many and heard a lot of conversations, but I've never listened to a discussion about someone's prostate.
If I put it in a story, people wouldn't believe me. 😂 😮

So... I imagine his male bulb is ok? 🤔
Does anyone tell him that the WHOLE office can hear him?
Classic! 👍 😊 ❗❗❗


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/1/2020 12:11 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    So I guess ya don't like him and he's unpopular? I'm just guessing.
    What has made him so unloved - I missed THAT memo?

    I've never had a 'hate' on - that deep - for anyone random. Doesn't it burn a lot of your energy, for nothing? 🤔

    I figure, he's pretty lonely as well.
    So... What did he make for supper? 🤔
    And what ARE his parents doing? lol 😂

    Is he really that needy? Hmmm...
I don't hate this guy.... I just didn't want to hear the personal details of his prostate exam while I was trying to onboard a new employee. My office is down a long hallway and past a conference from the breakroom.... But it sounded like he and his doctor were sitting in my office having the conversation. It was very inappropriate.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/1/2020 12:07 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    When I had my bike shop there was a business next door that sold crappy frozen steaks. They always had some wheeler dealer working there pacing back and forth in front of my open door having a loud speaker phone conversation. I liked to back a big Harley up to the door and and commence to revving it up. That always sent them to the far end of the parking lot.
I hate it when people will just have random conversations on speaker. What's wrong with holding the phone up to your ear and only talking to the intended listener? The rest of us don't care to hear your conversation while you grocery shop. I also hate to be part of a conversation when I know I'm on speaker. I'll usually ask to be taken off.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/30/2020 6:53 pm

 So I guess ya don't like him and he's unpopular? I'm just guessing.
What has made him so unloved - I missed THAT memo?

I've never had a 'hate' on - that deep - for anyone random. Doesn't it burn a lot of your energy, for nothing? 🤔

I figure, he's pretty lonely as well.
So... What did he make for supper? 🤔
And what ARE his parents doing? lol 😂

Is he really that needy? Hmmm...


mc_justmc 63M

11/30/2020 5:07 pm

 When I had my bike shop there was a business next door that sold crappy frozen steaks. They always had some wheeler dealer working there pacing back and forth in front of my open door having a loud speaker phone conversation. I liked to back a big Harley up to the door and and commence to revving it up. That always sent them to the far end of the parking lot.


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