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Tits, ass and a gratuitous pussy pic
Tits, ass and a gratuitous pussy pic I've had a nagging feeling that my blog could use more traffic. I'm pretty sure any male blogger on the site might easily feel the same way. It's hard to compete with tits and ass. Most of the members are male, and most of those aren't looking to make friends with other guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of them are, and they're sure as hell welcome here. Not that there's anything wrong with that, either. The women who are here aren't- most of them- looking for dick pics. So, you gotta have a fucking gimmick. I could actually write something worth reading, but that's a lot of fucking work, and there's no guarantee that if I put in the time it's gonna be worth reading. Christ, life is hard! I was told when I was a that if I worked hard and did all the shit they told me I had to do, that I could get ahead. I'm not looking to be president or anything. Mainly, I just want some head. I don't believe the hype the site feeds me, but, goddamnit, my folks and my teachers all told me, forfucksake. Anyway, this post is simply shameless pandering. There's no other way to put it. I'll be watching, and you can bet your asses I'm keeping a count. Great tits! Ass! Gratuitous pussy pic! Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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I love the tits but the ass isn't for me. Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Bet ya never had anyone tell ya "nice tits" before. You got me with the pussy pic. I was totally expecting a cat. Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.
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How did he get that name? It's a great name, but he's still such a pussy. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Lol!!! I was expecting a Kitty pic!
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I love the tits but the ass isn't for me. Kk Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thank you sweetie! Nice to see you again. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Bet ya never had anyone tell ya "nice tits" before. You got me with the pussy pic. I was totally expecting a cat. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Lol!!! I was expecting a Kitty pic! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I've been contemplating showing some tits and ass myself . But (or butt) I would need to get a boob job . . . and a pair of Double Ds on a hairy chest sickens even me. I also have hardly any ass, but I do make up for that in some of my posts and responses (perhaps even this one). If the last pic is a pussy I will be swearing off of them. amp; Of course that would be somewhat redundant since getting pussy on a "sex site" seems to have become an oxymoron here. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Who in hell brings a sheep to an ass party? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I've been contemplating showing some tits and ass myself . But (or butt) I would need to get a boob job . . . and a pair of Double Ds on a hairy chest sickens even me. I also have hardly any ass, but I do make up for that in some of my posts and responses (perhaps even this one). If the last pic is a pussy I will be swearing off of them. amp; Of course that would be somewhat redundant since getting pussy on a "sex site" seems to have become an oxymoron here. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Who in hell brings a sheep to an ass party? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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So now I'm wondering how many views this post got in the first hour? I'm guessing probably more than any you've gotten before, and probably more men as well. I sure got suckered in. Thoughts from the Garden...
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So now I'm wondering how many views this post got in the first hour? I'm guessing probably more than any you've gotten before, and probably more men as well. I sure got suckered in. I can't bitch about feedback- this has been a great blogging venue for me. (I did get a lot of looks considering the late hour I posted. I've got more hits before, but not for crap like this.) Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thanks for the laughs!
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Love it!!!! WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Great pictures.
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lol awesome
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Well they are cute tits, blue footed boobs. I haven't seen that pussy around in a while though. Vive La Difference
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Well done, let me boost your traffic numbers by one.
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Wouldn't it be funny if the "image" feature was turned off. How many top bloggers would be exposed as "picture posters" with nothing to say. It's pretty sad, really.
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Thank you honey. Funny? It would be Bizarro World! But, not to worry- there's no danger of me appearing on any lists, except in an FBI office. And it's a relief. The list here is more dangerous. I can still hold my head up in society with my name on the FBI list. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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A great chuckle this morning! Thank you. Rachel Mae
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Tits, ass and pussy are so yesterday. So are cock pics. I thought you hacked into Caitlin Jenner's photo files and was going to show us his/her tits, mangina and ass. Yeh I thought you too went to the dark side and made a kardasian post. Kardasians, Mr. Gray and BBC's are all the rage now. You got to figure out a new shtick to get a head these days. "Rules for happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.”― Immanuel Kant .
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Excellent point! It's a shame that a well thought out post is so often overlooked, because there aren't any naughty bits. Obviously, another thing going on is that this site is packed with men who have blue balls. Nearly all of them are looking for sexual imagery, and a great number of them want cyber sex...not REAL sex, mind you. A huge number are getting their vicarious kicks online and never intend to touch actual human flesh. They look at posts like mine and think they've got booted and ended up at the Nature Conservancy. I'm not whining about it, but I can't help but laugh about it. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Wouldn't it be funny if the "image" feature was turned off. How many top bloggers would be exposed as "picture posters" with nothing to say. It's pretty sad, really. Text will rarely be able to compete with pictures, I think. As animals, we are after all programmed to respond that way, and the digital age plays perfectly to that. I love a clever or well written post, but most visitors will react to an image of some kind more often. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Great pictures. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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lol awesome Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Well they are cute tits, blue footed boobs. I haven't seen that pussy around in a while though. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Well done, let me boost your traffic numbers by one. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Love it!!!! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Bingo! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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A great chuckle this morning! Thank you. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Tits, ass and pussy are so yesterday. So are cock pics. I thought you hacked into Caitlin Jenner's photo files and was going to show us his/her tits, mangina and ass. Yeh I thought you too went to the dark side and made a kardasian post. Kardasians, Mr. Gray and BBC's are all the rage now. You got to figure out a new shtick to get a head these days. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Good one Kzoo! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I'm not a Wolf fan, but ouch! Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I'm not a Wolf fan, but ouch! Oh, wait. That's already been done, hasn't it? It didn't end at all well, as I recall. Heeeeeres Wolfie! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thank you Pink! My needs were seen to immediately upon rising today. I am pleased that rising still occurs regularly. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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These are brilliant suggestions, O Spunkful one! How can I fail with your thoughtful and careful direction! Probably there should be a tattoo for USDA prime ass, or at least a stamp. Maybe a stamp is a better idea- wouldn't have to go through tattoo removal when it's past its "Best if consumed by___" date. My spirits have soared dramatically. I feel I'm in capable hands now! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thanks Addz! Did I tell you how delighted I am to see you back here again? You have the warmest of smiles, you sexy creature. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Listen there's a lot of female bloggers who don't get the traffic they deserve either despite having tits and an ass....they just don't show them off!! Nice ass....and at least the pussy is well groomed!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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Listen there's a lot of female bloggers who don't get the traffic they deserve either despite having tits and an ass....they just don't show them off!! Nice ass....and at least the pussy is well groomed!! I've made good friends here of people who post few pics, none revealing, and some who post no pics at all. Now Khu has me feeling guilty for picking on Wolf Blitzer. I suppose he IS well groomed. I'll concede that. But, like it or not, he represents the amoral and greedy corporate media and he takes a paycheck for it, so he's gonna have to take the heat. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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We're good, Cinnamon. I'm just having a little fun. And I might have had a couple of drinks first. Maybe three. OK, it was four, all right? I'm sure it wasn't more than four. Probably. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thanks for the encouragement, Ondra! With Spunky on my team the top is right where I'm headed! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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KZ love your blog. Well written and some awesome pics. When I get back I will feature your blog on mine if you like. I think some of my bloggers might even like it hugs V What do you think? High of 30c today Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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KZ love your blog. Well written and some awesome pics. When I get back I will feature your blog on mine if you like. I think some of my bloggers might even like it hugs V What do you think? High of 30c today Huggggs B Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I wondered when you were gonna show up. You really just wanted to see my ass, didn't you? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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ahahahaha ... great post forfucksakes!!!
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ahahahaha ... great post forfucksakes!!! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Well, this wasn't meant to be a serious critique of blogging- I'm laughing at myself and at trying to get ahead in the blogging world. But it IS also funny to see what works and doesn't work in this blogging venue. It's kind of a cheap trick to post a misleading title so I'll surely do it again. It clearly worked! But you can go to the well once too often with that too. It's something that annoys hell out of me about news articles on the web- they flat out lie in the headline- the story in no way matches the title. I'll say again- I like the exhibitionists' blogs. They can be a lot of fun and they're sexy as hell. It isn't rocket science figuring out why they're popular. But it does say something about the culture here and abroad in the land that men avoid the written word like plague and trample each other to death running to the photo blogs. It's funny, but instructive too. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Your tits are magnificent. The ones I posted are merely great tits. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Well I'm not sure this is going to work exactly. I think Spunky is onto something, I'd follow his suggestions. I don't want to be a top blogger anyway. I was just being a wise ass. And the Spunkmaster is my guiding light. I love the man. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Bonjour Kzoopair Je suis volé par ce titre trompeur ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Kzoopair I am robbed by this misleading title ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Bonjour Kzoopair Je suis volé par ce titre trompeur ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Kzoopair I am robbed by this misleading title ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥ Ha ! Je ris mais je suis désolé en même temps. C'était une nuit lente dans les blogs et quelqu'un a dû faire quelque chose stupide pour redresser des choses vers le haut un peu. J'étais l'homme droit dans le bon endroit au bon moment. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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*Laughing... choking on water... laughing...* I have to agree with [blog SassyGigi] and McManiac. As soon as post title includes names of genitals and there's a promise of dick or boob pix , popularity of the post soars in minutes. But I would give anything to see one of your well written stories gain the same popularity and as fast. Great experiment and lots of laughs! Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I'm partial to a well rounded ass myself, but those are some great tits. The label said so. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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*Laughing... choking on water... laughing...* I have to agree with [blog SassyGigi] and McManiac. As soon as post title includes names of genitals and there's a promise of dick or boob pix , popularity of the post soars in minutes. But I would give anything to see one of your well written stories gain the same popularity and as fast. Great experiment and lots of laughs! It sure is nice to see you back here! I miss you when you're gone. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I always enjoy yur blog. Thanks for the laughs.
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I always enjoy yur blog. Thanks for the laughs. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Probably a few. Nobody likes a smart ass, anyway. There's really no mystery here. Most people take the easy way out at everything, If they can figure one out, and I also doubt that many members come to this site looking to engage in deep and meaningful discussions. Well, if they'd give me a chance, they'd learn that they won't find one of those here. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Beautiful! THIS is blogging!
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Beautiful! THIS is blogging! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Aw, poor kitty! Come on over here. I'll rub your belly if you promise to bite me. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Those are great tits! (No, really, I looked it up and the common name is "great tit" in Nepal.) Tits are okay, but I think I prefer boobies. I always enjoy your astute observations among the many ass toot ones of others.
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Those are great tits! (No, really, I looked it up and the common name is "great tit" in Nepal.) Tits are okay, but I think I prefer boobies. I always enjoy your astute observations among the many ass toot ones of others. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Shameless pondering or pandering? Makes no matter. I learned something new about "tits"...thanks!
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Shameless pondering or pandering? Makes no matter. I learned something new about "tits"...thanks! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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definitely a nice pair of tits!!!!!
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definitely a nice pair of tits!!!!! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thanks! If you're lookin' for a lightweight mind, you've come to the right place! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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2 cool good photos
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THAT MY FRIEND WAS A GREAT POST!! LMAO!!!
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THAT MY FRIEND WAS A GREAT POST!! LMAO!!! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Hilarious. Good job. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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102 watchers is a decent number. I was stuck at 35 for years. I quit paying attention to the numbers and started concentrating on the posters. I have met some great folks here.
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102 watchers is a decent number. I was stuck at 35 for years. I quit paying attention to the numbers and started concentrating on the posters. I have met some great folks here. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thank you for your contribution! Every vote counts! We'll make our blogsite great again, and we'll make Mexico pay for it! Or somebody. As long as we don't have to pay for it. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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This post... This post, and the comments it engendered (and really, the only measure of the post is the quality of its comments) deserve to be the number-one post on the site. It seems to be the number-one post among people who don't give a flying fuck about rankings, and that should be a bling badge worn proudly. While it is wonderful that you and PD have a couples' profile, it's a shame that there are no separate rankings for highest-commented couples blogs... not because the rankings themselves matter, but because it would give your tits, ass, and pussy more exposure. I know I'm late to the party, but I promise to come back and click on this post for a week. Let's elevate this ass, people! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Your actual post got me to smile, but this comment achieved coffee spitting. Je ne regrette rien! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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This post... This post, and the comments it engendered (and really, the only measure of the post is the quality of its comments) deserve to be the number-one post on the site. It seems to be the number-one post among people who don't give a flying fuck about rankings, and that should be a bling badge worn proudly. While it is wonderful that you and PD have a couples' profile, it's a shame that there are no separate rankings for highest-commented couples blogs... not because the rankings themselves matter, but because it would give your tits, ass, and pussy more exposure. I know I'm late to the party, but I promise to come back and click on this post for a week. Let's elevate this ass, people! Like any new member I watched the lists. How the hell else are you gonna learn your way around? But it didn't take long to figure out the there was treasure here, and you didn't often find it on the top of any list. I'm not implying that it never shows up there, just that it's more or less a matter of chance. I'm not a bit put off that tits and ass is popular here. But even us perverts are about more than sex. Dirty old men like me also revere the natural world and Elizabethan poetry. I'm not any different from anyone else here. What the blogs give us is a chance to see the other facets of our beloved fellow deviants. The comments section was a creation of pure genius. The interaction is priceless. This site may be able to fuck up a wet dream, but they got that part right! It's in the comments sections that I've made my friends here. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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that made me laugh ... my god I haven't heard forfucksake in ages ... I vote the tits .. I hate a stubborn ASS .. and the dweeb .. uggghhhhh. but thanks for making me laugh .. big thumbs up
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that made me laugh ... my god I haven't heard forfucksake in ages ... I vote the tits .. I hate a stubborn ASS .. and the dweeb .. uggghhhhh. but thanks for making me laugh .. big thumbs up I do appreciate you stopping by and saying hello. I hope to see you back here again soon, OK? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Funny
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Love it, Great post
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Love it, Great post Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Funny Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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