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12 DEADLY WORDS WOMEN USE!
12 DEADLY WORDS WOMEN USE! I just shit out a kidney I'm laughing so hard...thought I'd share this. Think there may be some truth to this! All of these remind me of a Chinese proverb I once heard, "A man who argue with woman all day get no peace at night!" LOL 12 DEADLY WORDS WOMEN USE: ( 1 ) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up! ( 2 ) Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried! ( 3 ) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT! ( 4 ) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! ( 6 ) That's Okay: Means she is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake! ( 7 ) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. ( 8 ) Loud Sigh: This is actually a non-verbal word often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #2 for the meaning of nothing.) ( 9 ) WOW!: This is not a compliment. She is incredibly amazed that one person could be so stupid! ( 10 ) Thanks a lot: This is pure SARCASM! She is not thanking you at all. DO NOT reply with, "you're welcome" because she will swifly reply with "WHATEVER!" ( 11 ) Don't worry about it, I got it: This means she has asked a man to do something several times and she is now doing it herself. This phrase always results in said man asking, "What's wrong?" which is then followed by a "Nothing" and/or "That's Okay". ( 12 ) We need to talk...: Does not mean "we" need to talk, it means you need to sit down and shut-up so "I" can tell you every which way you've been fucking up lately! |
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