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I'll wager that from chaps, it's something along the lines of, 'I have a 15 inch penis and I know how to use it' Hey, come and view my blog: mygentlecaress It's complete crap but come on over anyway
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8/3/2011 8:50 am |
How about: I'm looking for a LTR.
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Hey McSyn, interesting poll. If only you'd put an option for 'I wear a skirt and am hung', well then I'd have been well qualified to vote!
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From women... "Only here for the blogs" Or... "I give the best blow jobs ever" From men I suppose there's the equivalent... "I love giving oral and I'll go down on your for hours" Surely if you know what you're doing it doesn't take that long!
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'I am just like my pic', 'I am a woman', ' I am an 18yr old nymph interested in only you', and not all of these were from the same person! Ah, the first few weeks of being a guy on AsianMatchMate.com So, when do you want to meet? I'm free for weeks now! (That wasn't one btw) lol
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I am an expert dom........
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"Separated".
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Better make a half a dozen then
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A significant proportion of the photos are borrowed from elsewhere on the Web. Women do this much more than men, but some men do it, too. We blogged about TinEye, which helps expose these frauds.
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My personal favorite? I'm separated. I don't know about women but if I had a quarter for every time I caught someone in that fib, I'd be able to buy this website.
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I've got a 12 inch cock (I don't use it as a rule), I go down for so long that I need breathing apparatus, I'd be the best you've ever had, I won't stop until you've had 14 orgasms, I'm fucking brilliant.... so I'm told, I won't come in your mouth if you don't want me to, you haven't lived til you've had me, I haven't got a pic cos my camera's broke and anyway my cock won't fit in shot without using a wide angle lens..... the cheque's is the post,... oh no that's not here is it ! Fancy a fuck ?
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Classic... very common, both sexes..... highly unlikely as it is inevitably accompanied by a stream of unrealistic claims !
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"Seeking for a SoulMate" (Especially members from Ghana or The Philippines.) (Which they all are, especially if they give a different location like the UK - very especially if they give two locations, like London in the County of Scotland.) What they are actually desperately seeking is the PIN to your credit card!
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OMG, theres just sooooooo many The most common at a guess just thinking about profiles would be in no particular order with real world translations I'm average weight (meaning I'm quite overweight) I'm above average weight (meaning I'm REALLY overweight) I'm bisexual (which usually means "I kissed a woman once when I was 18 and drunk, havent done it since, dont plan to do it again BUT I want to claim I'm bisexual because I think it will attract more men") I'm bi-curious (meaning "I'm straight, but reckon I've got more chance of attracting men if they think they might get to be part of my first ever MFF threesome") I'm grounded (Often this actually means I need prozac to get through the average day) Easy going (often translates to either I am emotionally dead, or I overdid my prozac doseage today) I'm in an open relationship (but my wife/husband doesnt know that) I'm adventurous (Sometimes I will have sex with a steady partner more than once a week) I'm spontaneous (This often translates into either I have a problem being monogamous or..... My prozac doseage needs increasing) I wear my heart on my sleeve (translation - I am psychotically mentally unstable and am just as likely to fuck you as I am to stab you or burst into tears. or it just means my prozac doseage isnt high enough) Looks arent important (I wont date or shag an ugly fucker, but I will let my self esteem and ego be built up by anyone or "My confidence is a bit low, so I'll date practically anyone until its built back up a bit) Its whats on the inside that counts (as long as its inside something edibly scrumptious) Not looking for a one night stand (unless you buy me enough drinks) Cheaters and liars dont waste my time as I can spot you a mile off (This tends to translate into "I cant spot you at all, I always tend to date cheats and liars or turn ordinary people INTO cheats and liars. But by putting this on my profile I am hoping you will be gullible enough to believe it and leave me alone" lol) I want somebody to restore my faith in men/women (translates into "OMG do I still need a LOT of psychiatric counselling before I should even consider inflicting my broken mental state onto some other poor unsuspecting sod") I look young for my age (translates into "I believe almost anything a bloke hoping to get his leg over tells me") OMG the list is almost endless
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10/19/2011 5:04 am |
Great thread! Copy and pasted from a message on Alt: "My husband is really happy in his mind and likes to watch me being used behind the dining room curtains or through the upstairs window." ?????? My reply was: Is he really a happy window cleaner? Thanks terribly but no thanks, best of luck etc
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