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Let's Talk Sexy Foods Shall We?
Let's Talk Sexy Foods Shall We? As Bogville's resident Gourmet Chef, and part-time Secret Hideout Realtor, I thought maybe I would share some good old home cooking...Tall style, just in time for the holidays. Get out your 3x5 index cards , this one's a keeper. Now do keep in mind that I sometimes sort of ricochet into recipes and many times what looks good on paper actually does work out. Right now I'm about 3 for 27 I think. But hey, I keep trying and I like ordering out. Works out nicely. Now this morning was a keeper. I tossed 7 or 8 chicken burritos, some hot sauce, and a can of pinto beans in the crock pot. Who can keep track of exact ingredients? What I discovered when I got home was truly amazing. I've named it Mexican porridge. A tad loose but tasty. Actually, I discovered two amazing things come to think of it. 1. It is remarkably stable. It is the first food I have ever eaten that looks exactly the same entering me as it does on exit. This stuff doesn't dilly dally in your digestive track. I'll guarantee you that the average adult doesn't have 4 or 5 pounds of this stuff in their intestines! 2. It is also brain food! Eat this stuff and within minutes you'll start thinking. I know after 2 bowls I began thinking. One of my first thoughts was, "Why don't they ever sound proof bathrooms?" And then I started thinking about cartoon cannons. DISCLAIMER: Your thoughts and or visuals may vary And there you have it. Tall's holiday recipe for your next in-law visit. You're welcome. [blog talldarkavg1] |
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Okkkkk.....now all you need is a rather overripe onion and a jalapeno or two and you'd have a truly "explosive" dish! OM goodness WHERE do you come up with this stuff???
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Okkkkk.....now all you need is a rather overripe onion and a jalapeno or two and you'd have a truly "explosive" dish! OM goodness WHERE do you come up with this stuff??? [blog talldarkavg1]
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oh my gawd
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Well at least your not eating at Taco Bell, it brings a new meaning to fast food, or the trots. As always Swallow
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When you talked about sexy food, and ordering out, I thought you were referring to the Magnolia Funderpussy in the Filmore in San Francisco. They specialized in phallic desserts. Banana and coconut, with 2 scoops of ice cream, for instance. Peace and love is where it's at.
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You planning on marketing that as a new diet? I hear Oprah is on the market for one. Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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just a thought, but if ya smear vasoline on the bottom side of your toilet seat, that back splash will be easier to clean off... ~jeff [blog talldarkavg1]
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I had to ask him too. Scares me! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Would you mind sending me the address of that bathroom? For future reference. [blog talldarkavg1]
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oh my gawd [blog talldarkavg1]
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I wonder if the mini mart would be interested in selling this stuff? It's worth a dollar a cup I bet. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Well at least your not eating at Taco Bell, it brings a new meaning to fast food, or the trots. [blog talldarkavg1]
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When you talked about sexy food, and ordering out, I thought you were referring to the Magnolia Funderpussy in the Filmore in San Francisco. They specialized in phallic desserts. Banana and coconut, with 2 scoops of ice cream, for instance. [blog talldarkavg1]
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You planning on marketing that as a new diet? I hear Oprah is on the market for one. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Let me know if it works out. [blog talldarkavg1]
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YOU....are truly diabolical... ewwwwwwwwwww I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Hmm, you're right. Maybe "Blazing Trousers." [blog talldarkavg1]
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Maybe TallCo® should begin working on a licensing agreement. [blog talldarkavg1]
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YOU....are truly diabolical... ewwwwwwwwwww [blog talldarkavg1]
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