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4/26/2009 3:30 pm

The Giveaway.....

Okay, so as I had aforementioned about getting a Bob of your very own, there are going to be some rules, application and a contract to be followed before you will receive one.

Now Bob is not just for the Lovelies, if any pervs want one, just step up..... I mean come on, Look at all the Poon he's gotten me......

Now, there are 10 easy rules that you must follow:

The Rules:
1 You WILL treat him with love and respect, this is not an option

2 Bob is a Camera , fulfill his needs, remember though, he is not obliged to fulfill yours

3 Bob must be Blogged about, any and all adventures with him must be made public information, your adventure may differ from those shown, Bob can not be held responsible for wasted adventures

4 Bob must be in at least 1 or more profile pictures, don't ask why, he just does

5 Bob is also a handy travel buddy, take him along with you on your adventures , and don't forget, more pictures the better, these pictures will subsequently be used in your blogs ( see note 3)

6 Bob Loves to "Eat", and again, Pictures must be taken of Bob "Eating", what he is eating is entirely up to you, how he eats it is also up to each individual, but we must have pictorial evidence of Bob scoffing his face.
(please wipe bobs mouth after.. )

7 You will provide pictures of Bob with you while you are scantily clothed (if clothes are worn around Bob)

8 Bob does enjoy perverted attention, so a picture of him near your genitalia is preferred

9 Bob does not like to be blindfolded, so you will not blindfold him while you are engaged in pleasuring yourself or someone else (Once again pictorial evidence is needed)

10 As well as being a picture , he is a shameless attention . You will provide numerous blog posts entailing his sexual encounters while he is with you.

And the contract must be filled out in full and returned to me before I can start the application process and shipment information.

The Contract:
I, ___________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, __________, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, __________, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).

Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.

Signed: __________ Date: __/__/____
Witnessed By: __________ Date: __/__/____

Now doing so, you do this at your own risk, Bob will be checking in with me and his brothers regularly to inform me of your actions. Any violation of the rules or contract will involve law enforcement involvement and you will be charged with molestation or abuse of a rubber clown, and that is illegal in 45 States and 10 Countries

So you still want a Bob?

Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow

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