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BLOG IT FORWARD part II
BLOG IT FORWARD part II BLOG IT FORWARD PART II A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY (So Far) STARRING: AS EUGENE SIMONET (MR. SCARRYBLOG) travelingintexas AS TREVOR McKINNEY dz2502 AS MR. THORSEN AS CHRIS CHANDLER expatbrit49 AS THE PERV KING OF SKID-ROW 1hotwahine AS ARLENE McKINNEY ENTER AND ENJOY BlogLand Productions' roster of BALONEY AWARD winning morality plays is the finest in the theatre-blog industry. They include Conversations From BlogLand High , The Wizard of Blogz , BLOG WARS , It's a Wonderful Blog , A BlogLand Christmas Carol, and bIG |
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USING A COMMON VIRUS AS HIS MODEL, TREV PLANS TO CHANGE BLOGLAND BY HELPING THREE UNFAMILIAR & UNCONNECTED BLOGGERS, CONVINCING THEM TO BLOG IT FORWARD TO TO THREE MORE, AND SO ON. EAGER TO BEGIN, HE FINDS AN OPPORTUNITY AS HE PASSES BY SKID ROW ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL... travelingintexas What's this I see? Oh my! Just look at that poor man! His poor little tallywhacker is in shreds! THERE ON THE GROUND LAY A MAN IN A SEMI-CONSCIOUS STATE. HIS CALLOUSED HAND LAY MOTIONLESS ALONG THE SCARRED AND BLEEDING DICK LOLLING OUT FROM HIS UNZIPPED PANTS. HE HAD OBVIOUSLY HAD MORE MASTURBATION THAN HE COULD HANDLE. TREV TENTAVELY NUDGES THE MAN WITH HIS TOE... travelingintexas Hey buddy, are you okay? You look like you could use a hand. expatbrit49 I wish I could, son. But I think I've had too much hand already today. travelingintexas No shit! From the looks of that thing you'll be lucky if it ever works again! expatbrit49 Never fear, The King of the Pervs lies before you here. I'll just finger my bunghole until my pervacious pecker rises once more. travelingintexas (...Jeeze, thank goodness I didn't shake his hand...) Um, listen mister, why don't you zip up those pants and come home with me? I have something there that may be of help to you. At the very least you can use my spell-checker for your next post. expatbrit49 Thanx sonny, but the zipper in these pants has never worked. In fact, none of my zippers work. Doesn't matter what pants I choose, the zipper always freezes in the down position. It's been that way since first I arrived here in BlogLand over a year ago. I believe that it is a sign from the Deity of BlogLand, Tala4u2, the mighty Wizard of Boo-Bo-Bia ...may his penguin never wither... Yes! It is a sign of my divine right to rule as the Royal Rumprunner and Primary Presenter of Perverted Pix for all BlogLanders. I AM THE KING! (besides, I need no stinking spell checker. Let em all eat kake if they don't like it!) travelingintexas Uh, sure buddy. Whatever you say, your heinie. expatbrit49 Thats ROYAL HEINIE to you, kid. travelingintexas Of course, whatever pleases you, Oh Pervacious One. Just follow along, and I will take you home. expatbrit49 FOLLOW! I follow no one. As Commander-In-Cum I am foremost in the spray! Er, fray. travelingintexas Pardon me, Oh Sire of Semen, butt how will you lead if you do not know the way? Besides, are you not the Royal Rump Reamer? You must be used to being behind the Behind. Come along now. Butt don't follow so closely... TREV LEADS HIS NEW PROJECT TO HIS HOME, WHERE HIS MOTHER AWAITS... 1hotwahine Trev! Where have you been? You were due home an hour ago! I've already called Mr. Sima..Suma...Sema... Grrr! Mr. ScarryBlog! (I can never get that suckers name right)... and given him an earful. Your head hasn't been making those mechanical noises again has it? Gawd help me if you have gone off and gotten another IDEA. And, what... what is this that cums behind you? Wait! I know that unzipped zipper! It, it's The King Of The Pervs! {bowing} Enter, Your Royal Heinie. How may we be of service? We are but poor bloggers, and have nothing worthy to make you comfortable. expatbrit49 {leering} That remains to be seen, Madam. TREV AND THE PERV KING DISAPPEAR INTO THE HOUSE AND THE DOOR IS SHUT. HAS TREV FOUND HIS FIRST OF THREE? WILL THE JERK-CHICKENS POWERING THE MIGHTY GEARS IN HIS TINY HEAD KEEP ON THEIR TRACK? CAN THE KING OF PERVS REVIVE HIS FLAGELLATED PHALLUS TO PERV ONCE MORE? AND WHAT OF TREV'S MOM? CAN SHE SATISFY THE PERV KING? ISN'T SHE DESTINED TO BE MR. SCARRYBLOGS GIRLFRIEND? STAY TUNED TO THE VENTING BLOG TO FIND THE ANSWERS TO THESE, AND OTHER QUESTIONS THAT ARE BOUND TO ARISE..
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hahahaha...KCC...very funny...LMAO lustytaurus
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His MOTHER??? I'm his freakin' MOTHER?????!!!! Sigh... lol Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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@ hotwahine, kieth she is too hot to be his mom .
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His MOTHER??? I'm his freakin' MOTHER?????!!!! Sigh... lol Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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His MOTHER??? I'm his freakin' MOTHER?????!!!! Sigh... lol Keep it cumming keith.....I hope expat makes a full and uhhm "hard" recovery. LOL!! Lady
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I am thinking: one blogs forward to 3. At the second stage that makes it 9, at the third 27. In other words the n-th step reaches 3-raised to the power of n bloggers. That means that the 10th step reaches 59049 bloggers for a total of 88572 bloggers (assuming no overlap). That goes pretty fast, keith!!!!
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Men sure do love their equipment....And wahine as mother, I dont think so Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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The Perv King would flip if he only knew... Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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@ hotwahine, kieth she is too hot to be his mom . Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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ROFL! Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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Okay, Keith Baby, I'll give you back your blog. But before I go, I just wanted to say, casting disgruntlement notwithstanding, this is GREAT. Potentially could be one of your BEST. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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4/13/2006 6:26 pm |
His MOTHER??? I'm his freakin' MOTHER?????!!!! Sigh... lol "too much hand?"...is that possible?
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Perhaps YOU would like a role in this production, clevergirl? Assigning roles is of course at the Directors discretion...
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<----sighs and returns to her mark Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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4/14/2006 9:39 am |
Yes...but I'm a GOOD girl....not enough perviness here. SCARY to think how you would write a good girl, Keith! Think I'll keep my role as critic
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4/14/2006 9:43 am |
Perhaps YOU would like a role in this production, clevergirl? Assigning roles is of course at the Directors discretion...
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Yes...but I'm a GOOD girl....not enough perviness here. SCARY to think how you would write a good girl, Keith! Think I'll keep my role as critic - Yes keith I know that this is the Venting Blog......twists are a must!! LOL!! Kisses to the director AND the Cast. Lady
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4/14/2006 8:46 pm |
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Even though I'm in the cast, I have to say this was laugh out loud hilarious. (Funny enough to summon [blog cajunpet] back to these realms.) And for those who would like to see Keith as a co-star in a blogplay, please check out: Never Say You Only Live Thrice Again
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hahahha... very nice... when is the next part coming out???
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4/21/2006 8:39 am |
Bravo! Bravo! I can just imagine how this would be under the bright lights with full costume! I'm enjoying this!
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BLOG ON Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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OK, time to get off your lazy butt and post part III. Well, I guess you'd likely have to BE on your lazy butt to do that. But you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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LMAO! This is great!!!!! Whisper...
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4/30/2006 10:46 pm |
OK...I stop by every few days looking for the next installment...you DID, afterall, promise me a role Are we going to have to put out an APB because you are MIA?
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You have been quite for a while, old friend, I hope you are fine.
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And sorry about the typo: I meant silent as in not posting.
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5/13/2006 4:23 am |
ok...so where are you....
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Vintage Keith! Thanks once more!... sorry I missed the earlier part... I have some reading to do now! Blog on, my brother!...
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5/17/2006 7:40 am |
Oh, where the heck are you??? Drop a line from time to time to let us know you are still around and sweet as ever WE are so ready for another entertaining chapter to your storyline. warm huggies to ya don't forget me
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5/26/2006 11:40 pm |
Excellent story, but I do have to agree with Wahine. His mother? giggle
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This project has been suspended for the time being. My apologies to all...
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Oh very yes, princess my pet! I have several plotlines going. How could I not satirize the latest fuss? It just takes awhile to get it all to come out the way I want. Stay tuned to The Venting Blog, sweetie!
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7/6/2006 12:52 am |
Oh very yes, princess my pet! I have several plotlines going. How could I not satirize the latest fuss? It just takes awhile to get it all to come out the way I want. Stay tuned to The Venting Blog, sweetie! *waits for the master to do his thing* TTFN
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7/8/2006 3:36 am |
I"m going to fix some popcorn, waiting in anticipation for next installment...and if the ending is not 'happy' are you going to then do the British version ( unhappy ending) and an American version ( happy ending) ie the trend set by film makers? what a wicked mind perceived
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You wanna see a wicked mind, curiousinlorain? Check out the other BlogWay Morality Plays linked on my main blog page.
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