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Why A Woman Won't Let You Into Her House On A First Date
Why A Woman Won't Let You Into Her House On A First Date She has had one or more of the following experiences: 1 Fifty men an hour send her brief emails demanding instant sex. Some want sex after dinner, some before dinner, some want it with a bottle of wine - of which she gets half, some offer just a coffee, and some think she is worth nothing and entertains total strangers for nothing. 2 She has met men who won't give a phone number and turn out to be married. 3 She has met men who have no photo and turn out to be haggard and shabby and unemployed with age spots. 4 She has met a man who wanted to demonstrate the greatest turn-on - asphyxiation. 5 She let a man into her house and he saw a document which gave her personal details. 6 She let a man into her house and one of her came home unexpected to find her with a stranger. 7 Her neighbours are still asking about the owner of the Porsche and whether she is seeing him again. 8 He wants to go for a drive in his open top car and admits he has had only five hours sleep. 9 He phones after midnight but can't find time for her at any sensible hour. 10 He keeps demanding that she should pay for the second phone call, the second meal, that it's her turn. She is already getting offers from another man who tells her whatever she wants is fine by him and he'll call tomorrow, if that's okay, and not to worry, if she's out he'll try again the next day. FINALLY -oddly enough the man she married, her long-term lover, and her most recent lover, were all men who told her they did not expect to get invited in - but she invited them in anyway because they seemed so accommodating and trustworthy and willing to take no for answer, so she said yes. She can't say this - because it would lead to a complicated game of everybody saying the opposite of what they meant and not being trustworthy. She won't admit the disasters to any of them because that makes her sound like a loser or puts ideas into their head. What she is waiting for is a man like the one who got away, or died. He took her out on a romantic dinner date for the first date. After a lunch or two or three when they could not take their eyes off each other, they agreed that this would be a long-term relationship. So he took her for a wonderful weekend away in a hotel, first of many. No work. No housework. No family. No friends. Just the two of them. Girls - have I covered everything? Guys - is this a revelation to you? Do you now realize what you did wrong? Do you remember when you once got it wrong? Are you astonished at the way other guys behave? Are you smug that 49 guys out of 50 get no replies whilst you are doing fine? Did you learn by your mistakes? Have you now got a recipe for success? Are you the considerate type? Or have I got it all wrong? |
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7/19/2008 1:37 pm |
absolutely spot-on ! glad i'm not the only one
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Thank you - likewise I'm glad I'm not the only one
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