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Well then You know what experience I really hate ? When you're talking to someone and everything is going great and you're starting to like them and then out of nowhere they say something insanely racist completely casually . Le sigh . So we learned last night that what we expected was indeed true , a dude that beats up women will always out-box a racist homophobe . I find it "funny" when people say "Connor McGregor isn't really a racist homophobe he just acts like it to make more money ." Is that supposed to be better ? If anything isn't that worse ? You ever have that thing were you do something really tiny to help someone and they're super grateful and it starts to make you hate yourself because you realize how little you've done in your life to help your fellow man ? Such as I made dinner last night for a friend's foster and they went on and on about how delicious it was - and let me tell you , my cooking is garbage . But I realized that this , like lots of people , never/rarely had home-cooked food . So even though it was gross slop by my standards it's still better than McDonalds or Chef Boyardee or peanut butter smeared on a bail bondman business card . So as usual doing something that should have made me felt good just made me sad . I should be doing more . And by more I mean anything . But I'm not gonna . I'm just going to continue living my selfish life . Speaking of , I'm finally starting to get it . For the past 20 years I've never quite understood why people , dude's mainly honestly , get so hysterical about sex . I mean it's fun and all , but its nothing to get so excited about - it's not like they invented a pill that changes your body metabolism so sugar is good for you . Sidenote since I've cut back on the sugar I've been drinking diet soda every day - which I found out makes your heart explode . So I got that going for me . But now I'm finally starting to understand the dudesex movement . Eventually you reach a point where your friends have no time to hang out , you've decided you hate your family and/or they hate you , your job is completely boring and meaningless to the extent that you may as well be asleep during the day - so what are you gonna do ? There's only so much TV you can watch right ? So what's left ? Sex of course .  Because if you're out there trying to get laid you're going to feel something . Hopefully the inside of a lady but even if it doesn't pan out you get to be all pissed off and mad about not getting any action - and that's better than feeling nothing . It's like when you're walking around and you hope someone bumps into you so you can freak out . It's a chance to feel something , anything , even if only for a moment . It just must be that most guys get there a lot sooner . I'm not there yet , and I hope I never will be , but I'm getting to the point where I understand it now . You really do get wiser as you age . The question we have to ask ourselves is do women not feel that same kind of emptiness ? And if not why not ? And if so do they do about it ? Because as we all know from every piece of Western media of any kind produced ever women hate sex . Speaking of I'm in the process of being convinced that Amy Schumer is some kind of strawman created for the purposes of reinforcing the "women hate sex" agenda rather than be some kind of sex positive deal . There's a lot of levels to these things . To lighten the mood a bit here's one of my trademark grocery stories . The dude ahead of me was frantically rearranging everything as the cashier put them into the sacks and every time he'd say "my wife doesn't like it when (blank)" and said several times "I need to (do blank) or my wife is going to be mad" . So finally he gets out there and the cashier who appeared be about 14 , gives me the "some people huh?" look and I says to her I says "Don't worry my wife is dead" and we laughed and laughed . And now to really bring the funny here's my classic aphid report from 9th grade ; Aphids were first thought of as the scourge of the seas . Ancient mariners lost many ships to the cavernous bellies of the aphids . Pirates first brought them ashore in 16th century Central and South America as a bloody rebuke of the old world landed gentry . But that’s ancient aphid history , how do aphids effect the modern farmer ? I asked my friend Jackson who's a farmer and here's what he had to say about aphids ; “There’s leaves , there’s just leaves on everything , you know ? And so what , I’m just supposed to look on the underside of every damn leaf , for these damn aphids ? Cuz I got , I got 60 hours in my day ? No ! I can’t . . . and you can’t spray ‘em off cuz they just hold on so when you use the hose to . . . who taught ANTS to harvest bugs that are the on the underside of . . . god damn it . “ A+ was my grade . And that was my life's biggest accomplishment . By far . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Some of those women actually do come on this site to find an affair. Or maybe they find a "work husband" and fantasize about what it would be like if they were more than friends with him. Great grocery story. Although I was a huge control freak I don't remember ever complaining about how my BF packed groceries. I do remember being annoyed at how he UNpacked them though.    
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that was dark. except for the A+ You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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There was an episode of Red Dwarf where the future crew of the Starbug go back in time and tell the present crew about how pleasant and fun Hittlerr and Goererring were. The censors here seem rather touchy. Anyway, if your job is to murder people all day you get all that negativity out of your system. You can be pleasant to your family. But, is it worse to pretend to be evil or to really be evil? Hm, morality question. Kind of like if some jerk leaves a pregnant woman and a child in a hot car outside your house, what should you do? Should you invite them to wait inside while you order delivery, and let the kid break your Star Wars stuff. NO! you should fix a disgusting home made meal, and let the kid play with the toy glass blowing kit from the 60's. The search for a mate isn't always about finding what you want as it is finding someone who tolerates your eccentricities. Eccentric means out of round. I'm getting rounder as I age. It doesn't seem to be helping. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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Glass blowing kits are often listed as the most dangerous toy of the 50',60's Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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