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Factory Reject Dildos Three For a Dollar I intended to change my blog title back to the classic version when I was done gloating about my victory over Lala but I just realized that now as a dirty stinking non-gold member am I not allowed that long of a blog title . That makes me a little sad . And it makes me a little more sad that something so silly can make me sad .  My flag is done except for attaching the grommets which honestly I have no clue how to do . It looks decent but it's not nearly what I had in mind . I have little to no artistic ability or craftiness which is a bit of a bummer because I'm always thinking of projects like this I want to do , I just don't have the skills to do them . If I had one wish , well I'd probably wish for a cure for cancer but if I had two wishes , well I'd probably wish for a cure for cancer and for medical science to be able to regenerate organs and limbs and other tissue BUT if I had three wishes , well the third wish would probably be for clean burning synesthetic fossil fuels . . . let's just skip ahead here if I had enough wishes that I could wish for frivolous things one of them would be for artistic prowess , probably even ahead of a 33% larger cock . This Hispanic chick at work with the sweet rack got sunburned last night - you have to look really close to tell but I did - I checked it and I double checked it and it checks out . And this made me sad also because while I knew that people of color could get darker under the burning hate rays of the cruel sun I kind of thought that only light skinned people could get sunburned , which I suppose is racist ? Anyway the thought I always had in the back of my head up until today was that if we bred white people out of existence sunburn wouldn't be a thing anymore has now been conclusive debunked . And that's a real bummer because I hate sunburn more than a lot of things . Sometimes women post pictures of their sunburned bodies on this here website AsianMatchMate.com , Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now , and honest to GOD I almost wretch every time I see it . It's probably the weirdest of my many weirdnesses . Sunburns really freak me out . My old boss used to say sometimes that I was round as lime - which is an expression in Thai (allegedly) that means craft and slippery . I don't quite get it , is the idea that limes aren't round and therefore that's somehow sketchy ? ko laeo tong san is a good one - start it , weave it which is an admonition to finish what you begin . kin nam tai sok - drink from the elbows ; accept a subordinate status kraduk khaeng - having hard bones ; being a total badass khon na khaeng mai ruang - shin hairs not falling off ; when a rich person has to pay a lot of money which is nothing to them gaan bèep lêuat jàak bpoo - to squeeze blood from a crab ; akin to getting blood from a stone but better because if you squeeze a crab there is goo inside . I suppose you could combine them because there is stone crab .  But the main point of this post is to talk incessantly about wrestling and drive away the reader which I haven't done in a while . At Wrestlepalooza they did a standard bit where Darin Corbin and his minions beefed with non-wrestling rapper guy throughout the night and then he ended up running in and interfering in Darin Corbin's match and costing him the win . Pretty tried and true stuff but it works . And it was decent but it could have been better . The art of using non-wrestlers in wrestling is a subtle one , hard as it is to believe there's any level of subtlety in wrestling . The first problem was that rapper and his DJ were too up in Darin Corbin's face when he was heeling on them . For the angle to work the non-wrestler has to not back down from the bad guy , that's the whole point , but he can't be totally shitting on him either - that just makes the bad guy look weak . And this unfortunately strayed into that territory . Making fun of Darin Corbin's wrestling boots and saying he has a small dick , that's all fine and good , but getting all up on him while he's delivering his promo like you're not worried AT ALL about him kicking your ass doesn't help anything . The other problem was the payoff itself . They partially did it right , the non-wrestlers come in from behind and it's a sneak attack BUT they make it too wrestlingy if you know what I mean . The DJ took out the two minions with a double DDT which is safe at least because the guy taking the DDT is going all the work but if any Joe Blow off the street can grab a wrestler and do a DDT it kind of devalues the whole thing . What they should have done is the double nutshot from behind - which they had set up perfectly . Then the wrapper himself took Darin Corbin down with a power bomb off the ropes which makes me thing that the two of them must be friends IRL because that is a legit dangerous move that wrestler sometimes don't trust other wrestlers to pull off . But again , a non-wrestler pulling a move like that out their ass just doesn't do it for me . It should have just been a cheap shot with a chair or the like . The best example of using a non-wrestler was Lawrence Taylor in WrestleMania 11 - although that was a much longer program of course . Stage one LT is in the crowd at some events and Bam Bam Bigelow starts breaking his balls - which at first LT laughs off , but then starts to get annoy by . Which is believable . Stage two - Bam Bam shoves him and he jumps up like he wants to fight and his bodyguards and various toadies hold him back . LT is all up in arms about how he wants to fight Bam Bam , but cooler heads prevail . Which is believable . Stage three - LT threatens to sue while Bam Bam trash talks him continuously . Which is believable . Stage four - After much hemming and hawing they the match . Which is probably the least believable part because Bam Bam was one of the best and "should realistically" (inasmuch as the term applies to a fake sport) beat the balls off any non-wrestler but at least LT is a big dude from a rough and tumble sport and could semi-believable be in a fight . Other celebs that have done wrestling angles ; Hugh Jackman Mr T Bob Barker (for real , more than once , and it was awesome) Karl Malone Dennis Rodman Jay Leno Mike Tyson Drew Carey Pete Rose (a bunch of times) John Stewart Steven Amell Jenny McCarthy Pam Anderson Floyd Mayweather David Arquette (WORST) and of course Donald Trump  #Redhairdontcare #Gingersnap But despite all that it was great to see Darin Corbin at work - it's rare these days in wrestling to see a heel really being a heel . Cuz you need merch as an income stream you know , and you ain't gonna move no units if everyone hates you . It's almost as much as a problem as faces not being faces in the modern product . In conclusion do you ever feel like a grotesque parody of a human , a parody more true than the original it lampoons , for it points out the true absurdity of life ? Yeah me neither . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Thanks for the wrestling warning. It let me skip half your post and jump right to the comment section in which I shall make some innocuous and trivial remark. Dear 40, I promise not to post any sunburn pics this summer so as not to give you reason to retch. Thank you, also, for giving me the ammunition to freak you out should I ever so desire. Your bloggy friend, BJ Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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My sister used to like it when I would get sunburned enough to peel. She would sit there and pick the skin for for what seemed like hours. This was before "Night of the Living Dead" so she didn't get the idea from that. She would try to see how large a piece she could pull off. Then she would make me go out into the pool to burn more. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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Why didn't I notice how wearing those two wrestling belts draped over his shoulders makes it look like he has huge boobs.  
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